A woman's sensitive area?!

You feel a sensitive part of the jeans, a vagina. "Whoa." You get ready for the night of your life. The jeans look at me as it starts to rub your thighs. The jeans get happy and its ravish wild side as it vibrates itself and for you. You moan in excitement and you rub the butt as it loves it. Minutes to hours, the jeans orgasm then you do too. You catch your breath, your heart cares and races as you calm down. "You are pretty good at this, this is my first by the way." You say to the jeans as it goes to your face and kisses you with its cold zipper. You let it happen as you felt a tongue. You enjoy this. The jeans pull away happily. The jeans pocket caress your left cheek. You start to blush from the caressing.

The jeans look at you blush, and puts itself on your face. You decide to lick it as the jeans vibrates, liking it. Almost a minute, the jeans pull away. "It's so weird but you tasted odd and a hint of vanilla." The jeans tremble but like my response. "So you probably know about this pixel to real life like, right?" Jeans nod as it starts to clean your sensitive area, you look at the zipper open and you feel the same tongue, you moan loud in the house, you think to yourself, "Lucky me." You love this, all day, good thing you don't have a girlfriend. The jeans then cleans your lap. Your moans escape through your mouth as the jeans lick more. The moment ends as the jeans stop and catches their breath. You pull the pants close to your face, out of nowhere, the jeans takes its chance to kiss, zipper opens and you feel the tongue. You both kiss and the jeans gets closer, not wanting to end this scene. You pull away the kiss but the jeans look away sadly. "I'm sorry, it's just I been single, if it's the kiss, I can do better. Or it's because I pulled away?" You think of an idea. "Rise your left pocket for 1 and for yea too. The other the opposite, right if no and 2." The jeans turns itself to you."1 if I pull-

The left pocket shuts you up with your lips meaning you did pulll away.