A genie appears, of course

There's a flash and a puff of thick sweet smelling that makes Susanne cough and step back. When the smoke clears a tall dark skinned man is standing in the middle of her room. His broad chest is bare and he is wearing a pair of loose colourful pants. He looks around and smiles when he spots Susanne.

"Greetings my mistress," he says, his voice deep and rich "I am the genie of the lamp and your obedient servant. By the power of the ancient compact, I grant you three wishes. What is your desire?"

Susanne gapes at the handsome stranger that appeared out of thin air. Her first instinct is that it must be some kind of trick, although who would go to all this trouble to prank her she can't imagine. Her second thought is that she is pretty much naked right now!

With an embarrassed squeak, she dashes to the bathroom slamming the door behind her as she pulls on a robe. After taking a moment to compose herself she peaks back into the bedroom. The stranger is still there patiently waiting for her to return.

"Who are you?" she demands "What are you doing in my room?"

"I am the genie of the lamp." he repeats "Please, do not be alarmed. I mean you no harm."

"Genie?" she says cautiously emerging from the bathroom "You're kidding right? Genies aren't real."

"I assure you, mistress, I am quite real." he says starting to sound a little impatient now "Simply say the words and I will grant your heart's desire."

"Aren't you going to tell me the rules first?" she asks clearly still sceptical "No raising the dead, no making anyone fall in love, that kind of thing?"

"No mistress" he responds "No rules, no restrictions, no limits to what you may ask."

"Oh, what the hell then," she says deciding to play along for now "I wish..."