A banana redux

Having excitedly selected your mother for merging, your mind suddenly goes blank when you try to think of something cool to merge her with. Your imagination having failed you, you shrug and run back to the kitchen. Pointing the calculator at the banana you were using earlier, you press the button.

The banana vanishes.

Nearly breathless, you go back to the laundry room to find her gone. You glance about in puzzlement until your eyes alight upon the top your mother had been wearing when you last saw her, now lying atop a pile of laundry next to the fallen basket. You drop to your knees and being carefully removing clothing from the pile. You move the top aside, shaking her empty bra from it as you do. You lift the waistband of her leggings, and tangled in her thong underwear you find what you are looking for.

What you find looks exactly like the banana from before. "Mom!?" you ask it. Just then what appeared to be some sort of mouth appears on the banana peel. "Holy shit, what was that?" comes your mother's voice from it.