A Rude Awakening

After all that action, you can't help but lay there and just enjoy the afterglow for a bit. You have eternity to enjoy any number of women, no need to rush anything. You try to do nothing but soak in the pleasure haze.

You lie in this dreamy state for who knows how long until suddenly the curtain flies open again. "Why, hello there, my lad!" The shout jolts you fully awake. A jovial man in a tuxedo and top hat has flung himself into your peaceful little alcove. He has a ridiculously large, blonde mustache and a short cane with a solid gold ball as the handle. He swings the latter around the room as he gesticulates wildly.

"AAHHH!" You exclaim intelligently. "Who the fuck..." You don't get a chance to finish before he starts shouting again.

"Who am I, you ask? Why I am the one and only Bailey Barnum, the greatest showman in the Universe!" He doffs his hat to you and gives an elaborate bow. When he straightens, "Now that you've had your dessert," he winks at you. "Join me for a show like none you've seen before. You'll be a spectator of spectacles, a witness of the wondrous. A menagerie of marvels awaits for you at the Bloman Jobs Uncanny Circus!" He throws his arms up in the air at the last and then leans towards you and continues in a conspiratorial whisper. "That's BJ, you see. Come on, you'll love it and so will little David." He points to your half turgid member with his cane and smiles.

You suddenly realize that your pants were down this whole time. You scramble to pull them back up, feeling strangely self-conscious in front of this crazy guy. You shoot him a look of annoyance, but before you can say anything, he's talking again.

"Come with me, young man! Sights and sensations that are sure to stun and shock your senses, sending you swooning into a stupor of satisfaction. Trust me, you will not regret it for a moment." He makes a deliberate show of gesturing out of the alcove and holding out the crook of his arm for you.