A Little Bit of Everything

John thinks to himself all that could unfold with this new power. "The possibilities are endless!" He thought. Possibilities to explore his humiliation fetish, at least. Well, the first rule to make is obvious:

I, John Doe, have a penis that is 1 inch when soft, and 2.5 inches when hard; classifying it as a "micropenis".

Right as he finishes writing his first rule, John feels a tingle in his nether regions. He immediately strips down and stands in front of a mirror in his room to find his penis practically disappeared within his pubes. Happy with the results, but wanting more changes, he goes back to the book:

I, John Doe, have a healthy body for a young man. However, I have no body hair whatsoever from the ears below.

He then turns back to the mirror to see himself smooth and naked as the day he was born. And he might as well have just been born; the size of his penis seemed to match. "Perfect!" Thought John. Now then, onto some "worldly" changes. First of all, the thought of getting caught in a "compromising situation" sounds fun (and humiliating), but the legal consequences of it heavily outweigh the "reward". Not to mention some people may react violently to finding a streaker running amok. "Let's go ahead and fix that":

I, John Doe, can be naked anywhere I go. If I get caught, I will receive no legal repercussions whatsoever, nor can I be hurt. I can only be humiliated.

And with that, John believes he has covered all bases. All except... where to begin. There were so many choices, so many possibilities, he figured just plain "streaking" would be fun, maybe "going to be school naked" would also be great, hell, even some "funny clothing" would be interesting... "I know!" John thought. "Let's just go with the flow!" And with that, he wrote one last rule:

The world is out to get me, John Doe. And everyone will try to humiliate me, with every trick in the book.