[[Morning Wood Saga]]

The world of One Piece is rife with danger, romance, and adventure at every corner. Ever since the greatest pirate of his time, Gold Roger, ushered in a new Golden Age of Pirates by calling on all-who-dared to obtain his life's cumulative wealth and treasures, the titular One Piece, just before his beheading, the seas have been scoured by thousands of wayfarers taking the mantle of pirate and pursuing the site of the fabled treasure: the end of the Grand Line, the patch of sea in the middle of the world that stretches from east to west, divided into two sections by the Red Line, a towering mass of red hued rock that spans the blue-green orb from north to south.

Right now, we follow one such adventurer, and hunter of treasures....

A man by the name of Nakaba, sailing with one of the most infamous rising infants terrible of the seas: the Straw Hat Pirates.

He, however, is no ordinary man -- after receiving a pair of magical earrings, he found he was able to do anything to anybody, anywhere, any moment, and get away with it scot-free and no worse for wear; that everything he did was treated as unequivocally 'normal'. He could even manipulate minds and reality when using the aforementioned word, refashioning the mores of his world with a bungling, probably ill intending utterance.

Before joining the Straw Hats, he had been traveling with his brother, only to be struck by disaster which left the ship on which they had been aboard by fare in tatters, and the two siblings separated. It was then that, upon being spotted by captain Monkey D. Luffy of the Straw Hats through the wreckage, they rescued him from a lonely, stranded ****, provided him medical attention, and nursed his wounds.

They currently have no idea that he's a massive, sick pervert with a domineering thirst for all things lewd and wrong and bouncy and have already set his eyes on their lovely ladies and those bound to follow. In fact, he's already roped one of their members, a certain Nico Robin, into his handy ploy, and reworked the norms of the world within merely a day of awaking. Naught a shred of a conscience or moral restraint to be found -- it is after all, not that type of tale...

Fortunately for him, and unfortunately for practically everyone else, this is only the start. More antics await, and with the help of the earring, there is little doubt that Nakaba... will become the future King of the Perverts!

Oh, and, if he's alive, maybe Akaba can be like secretary of state.