"How about an egg?"

She glances about the kitchen, a thoughtful expression on her face. Then she grins and turns her back on you (ohmygod what an ass!) to open the refrigerator. After a minute of rummaging, she turns back to you with a delighted look and...

...an egg.

"An egg?" you ask.

She nods enthusiastically, placing the egg in a bowl on the counter. "Turn me into an egg."

"And then what?"

"I don't know. Eat me or something."

You suddenly feel a little light-headed. "Wha...?" is all you can manage.

"Just kidding!" she says, laughing and waving away the suggestion. Then she looks you directly in the eye. "Maybe later, though. Right now we just want to see if it works."

Nervously, you train the calculator on the egg. Then you point it at Zoe.

She leans over the counter. "Do it."

You push the Merge button.

With a sucking sound, Zoe vanishes...

...and an egg is rolling slowly across the counter.