wilparu
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Introduction by wilparu
Chapter 1 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
AHHH! What the bloody hell! Oh, oh, sorry dear! You just startled me, that's all! I, er, wasn't quite expecting you to arrive already that's all. What? It is April 2026 *already*? Sweet merciful Eos, it is, says so on my phone even. Well, come in, come in! Let me grab that pile...
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shutdown /r - Hard Reboot by wilparu
Chapter 66 in The Affection Multiplier
=== from the private notes of [REDACTED], ~1978 === there are innumerable [REDACTED, SELF-REFERENTIAL], but they are diffuse and feather-light touching our world. So slow or fast as to exist outside our frame of reference- the odd gust of wind over the prairie or else the sudden...
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Boissons Après Les Repas by wilparu
Chapter 51 in The Steward
“Sir?” the young serving girl, dressed in a blue uniform that was clearly related to that of the Currielle military, held a tray of mixed drinks. Noah wasn’t tipsy, yet, but the fizzy drinks were dangerously easy to gulp down and he told himself to go easy, especially on the cle...
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Saturday Storm by wilparu
Chapter 3 in Ella & Evan: Forever And No One Else
Saturday, January 23 -Evan- “This weather fucking sucks!” She certainly wasn’t wrong. Vancouver has pretty gloomy winter weather in general, a lot of clouds, rain and chilly temps. Sure, it’s definitely not as bad as the snowy frozen winter that most of Canada gets, but it is...
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The Doctor's Appointment by wilparu
Chapter 106 in My Daughter's New Boyfriend
____KNOW YOUR NUMBERS____ I was sitting there, staring at nothing, for a few minutes until the blood pressure poster yelling at me my attention to focus. Or at least focus as much as I am capable of right now. _SBP mm Hg Systolic (TOP) DBP mm Hg Diastolic (BOTTOM)_ Ok...
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The Governor’s Announcement by wilparu
Chapter 50 in The Steward
Noah had been unsurprised to see they were seated at the table to the right of the Governor himself, with Captain Amaruq positioned closest to the old man. A pair of blue-garbed Agassian soldiers, well-festooned with medals, sat beside him. Still, the tables had been arranged to...
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Hanna shoots her shot by wilparu
Chapter 5 in Relatively Short Stories
After the giggles died down, Val set the scene. "Soooo… I had school and Hanna had work. Daddy was meeting the bank about something and doing some ‘consulting’ which means he’s like on a video call for an hour with his old coworkers and they talk about nerd stuff and math. But s...
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To those with the worst luck. by wilparu
Chapter 65 in The Affection Multiplier
People are shouting. You notice that Alice’s face, twisted into a furious snarl, shifts as her head snaps back in something like shock. Oh, that is probably because of the movement you see to your left, a blonde woman in a green top is being held by Jayne, physically prevented fr...
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Safe and sound. by wilparu
Chapter 15 in The Fairer Sex
"I'd like that Jennifer. I'd like that a lot." Hearing Aiden’s quiet but sure words of acceptance had Jennifer theatrically wipe her brow while exclaiming “Whew!” and he giggled at her grinning wink. “Thank you, Aiden! I am extremely pleased, of course, but I will make sure to...
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The Anti-Zach Brigade by wilparu
Chapter 64 in The Affection Multiplier
Every COBOL program has four divisions: Identification, environment, data, and procedure. BOOTSTRAP LOADER INITIALIZE COUNT CONDITION 1: ..(P)er the Initial Abstract governing this Project, all parties agree that the safety and security of the Dominion of Canada be paramount...
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