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Introduction
by wilparu
Chapter 1 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
AHHH! What the bloody hell! Oh, oh, sorry dear! You just startled me, that's all! I, er, wasn't quite expecting you to arrive already that's all. What? It is April 2026 *already*? Sweet merciful Eos, it is, says so on my phone even. Well, come in, come in! Let me grab that pile...
3 months ago 862 Words 46 Likes 21,212 Views -
shutdown /r - Hard Reboot
by wilparu
Chapter 66 in The Affection Multiplier
=== from the private notes of [REDACTED], ~1978 === there are innumerable [REDACTED, SELF-REFERENTIAL], but they are diffuse and feather-light touching our world. So slow or fast as to exist outside our frame of reference- the odd gust of wind over the prairie or else the sudden...
11 months ago 2,018 Words 35 Likes 1,969 Views -
Boissons Après Les Repas
by wilparu
Chapter 51 in The Steward
“Sir?” the young serving girl, dressed in a blue uniform that was clearly related to that of the Currielle military, held a tray of mixed drinks. Noah wasn’t tipsy, yet, but the fizzy drinks were dangerously easy to gulp down and he told himself to go easy, especially on the cle...
1 year ago 1,771 Words 12 Likes 201 Views -
Saturday Storm
by wilparu
Chapter 3 in Ella & Evan: Forever And No One Else
Saturday, January 23 -Evan- “This weather fucking sucks!” She certainly wasn’t wrong. Vancouver has pretty gloomy winter weather in general, a lot of clouds, rain and chilly temps. Sure, it’s definitely not as bad as the snowy frozen winter that most of Canada gets, but it is...
1 year ago 2,605 Words 13 Likes 203 Views -
The Doctor's Appointment
by wilparu
Chapter 106 in My Daughter's New Boyfriend
____KNOW YOUR NUMBERS____ I was sitting there, staring at nothing, for a few minutes until the blood pressure poster yelling at me my attention to focus. Or at least focus as much as I am capable of right now. _SBP mm Hg Systolic (TOP) DBP mm Hg Diastolic (BOTTOM)_ Ok...
1 year ago 1,831 Words 21 Likes 640 Views -
The Governor’s Announcement
by wilparu
Chapter 50 in The Steward
Noah had been unsurprised to see they were seated at the table to the right of the Governor himself, with Captain Amaruq positioned closest to the old man. A pair of blue-garbed Agassian soldiers, well-festooned with medals, sat beside him. Still, the tables had been arranged to...
2 years ago 2,037 Words 17 Likes 358 Views -
Hanna shoots her shot
by wilparu
Chapter 5 in Relatively Short Stories
After the giggles died down, Val set the scene. "Soooo… I had school and Hanna had work. Daddy was meeting the bank about something and doing some ‘consulting’ which means he’s like on a video call for an hour with his old coworkers and they talk about nerd stuff and math. But s...
2 years ago 1,700 Words 8 Likes 247 Views -
To those with the worst luck.
by wilparu
Chapter 65 in The Affection Multiplier
People are shouting. You notice that Alice’s face, twisted into a furious snarl, shifts as her head snaps back in something like shock. Oh, that is probably because of the movement you see to your left, a blonde woman in a green top is being held by Jayne, physically prevented fr...
2 years ago 2,114 Words 49 Likes 3,087 Views -
Safe and sound.
by wilparu
Chapter 15 in The Fairer Sex
"I'd like that Jennifer. I'd like that a lot." Hearing Aiden’s quiet but sure words of acceptance had Jennifer theatrically wipe her brow while exclaiming “Whew!” and he giggled at her grinning wink. “Thank you, Aiden! I am extremely pleased, of course, but I will make sure to...
2 years ago 1,691 Words 18 Likes 870 Views -
The Anti-Zach Brigade
by wilparu
Chapter 64 in The Affection Multiplier
Every COBOL program has four divisions: Identification, environment, data, and procedure. BOOTSTRAP LOADER INITIALIZE COUNT CONDITION 1: ..(P)er the Initial Abstract governing this Project, all parties agree that the safety and security of the Dominion of Canada be paramount...
2 years ago 2,335 Words 29 Likes 1,321 Views -
The Factor’s House
by wilparu
Chapter 49 in The Steward
In his new fancy jacket and trews (tight white shirt beneath cream jacket, matching pants with a pale green accent strip down the right side to match the Kuniq Cooperative’s corporate banner) Noah stood outside the Voyageur Hotel while some of the crew clustered around him, waiti...
2 years ago 1,954 Words 20 Likes 379 Views -
A Delayed Followup Appointment With Dr. Handcock
by wilparu
Chapter 4 in Relatively Short Stories
Even before they sat, Dr. Handcock could read the nervous, excited energy in the room as the three sisters entered, smiling shyly and fighting off some giggles. “Welcome, ladies, sit please!” As they had two weeks previously, Hanna sat in the middle, with Jordan to her right an...
2 years ago 1,462 Words 10 Likes 318 Views -
The Steward in abeyance
by wilparu
Chapter 48 in The Steward
Currielle was roughly the same size as Anglet, with perhaps a thousand permanent inhabitants and almost as many transient workers - sailors and porters - there working on any given day. The carefully laid out streets and uniform appearance of many of the white stone buildings gav...
2 years ago 1,860 Words 18 Likes 444 Views -
Whirlwind In The Alleyway
by wilparu
Chapter 14 in The Fairer Sex
Jennifer Cardinal casually carried the bag with… the clothes? _His_ clothes? He had already said he was going to accept her gift, hadn’t he? Aiden blushed again and, yet again, told himself it was done. With a pleased smile, Jennifer was leading him through the middle section of...
3 years ago 1,948 Words 17 Likes 1,070 Views -
===INTERLUDE DETERMINISTIC STATE===
by wilparu
Chapter 63 in The Affection Multiplier
… (b)ecause DFAs can be reduced to a canonical form there are also efficient algorithms to determine: [[Emptiness Problem]] whether a DFA accepts any strings [[Universality Problem]] whether a DFA accepts all strings [[Equality Problem]] whether two DFAs recognize the sa...
3 years ago 2,111 Words 40 Likes 2,671 Views -
YES - The Stockyards Market
by wilparu
Chapter 13 in The Fairer Sex
-Erin- “I… tonight?" Poor Aiden was shocked. Almost as much as Erin was. Well, hopefully, he declines gracefully, no need to make it awkward for this Jennifer woman, she doesn’t seem so bad- “That, uh, would be f-fun?” The woman’s confident smile grew even more so as Aiden’s ey...
3 years ago 1,979 Words 18 Likes 1,274 Views -
Reception
by wilparu
Chapter 12 in The Fairer Sex
-Aiden- It was, of course, embarrassing. Not overly so, the ladies in fact went out of their way to be sensitive on Monday. Well, woman-sensitive at least. Aiden recognized the attitude from the principal at high school, or the deputy who came by to talk to him after the guidan...
3 years ago 2,321 Words 28 Likes 5,395 Views -
Currielle - Safe Port, Five Days Sailing
by wilparu
Chapter 47 in The Steward
____Anemoi, 6 Juniius, 765 AV____ Currielle, River Port of the Duchy of Agassiz The bald man, his scalp red in the sunlight, barked out, “Emilienne! Pick up your kit, or is yer mama on her way to pack your useless ass onto the boat?” The freckled young woman, well built in lea...
3 years ago 1,985 Words 24 Likes 709 Views -
Hallucination (artificial intelligence)
by wilparu
Chapter 62 in The Affection Multiplier
===PAUSE/BREAK=== This article is about the artificial intelligence concept. For other uses, see Hallucination (____[disambiguation](https://i.pixxx.co/0fXSrnp.png))____. In artificial intelligence, a [____hallucination____](https://i.pixxx.co/Dh3pzZ7.png) or ____[artificial ha...
3 years ago 1,597 Words 38 Likes 2,513 Views -
===INTERLUDE THREAT MATRIX===
by wilparu
Chapter 61 in The Affection Multiplier
 
3 years ago 0 Words 40 Likes 3,227 Views
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