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Tells him what she thinks
Chapter 6 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John started to back away tentatively, keeping his eyes locked with the woman, whose grin was becoming all the more mischievous. John finally ran out of space as his back was up against the wall, the muscular red head leaning over him with one hand on the wall. "So what was you...
8 months ago 191 Words 10 Likes 891 Views -
Get an explanation
Chapter 4 in Mackenzie's Misadventures
The girls started cackling and high fiving each other. "Oh my god, I thought we'd get one of the freshmen in the trap, but I never thought we'd get such a good show. Mackenzie could feel the blood rushing to her face, and the cold drops of water working down her back She tried...
8 months ago 171 Words 3 Likes 422 Views -
Exposed after a shower
Chapter 3 in Mackenzie's Misadventures
Mackenzie entered a shower stall, hanging up her towel and basket and proceeded to have a brisk, cold shower. She always took a cold shower to wake herself up, not to mention cool down from the hot weather. Once she had let the water roll over her,Mackenzie stepped out of the s...
10 months ago 466 Words 5 Likes 775 Views -
She'll help him out, eventually.
Chapter 9 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
With the laughter of John's gym teacher ringing through the air, John finally gained the clarity to start talking. "Miss carter, it's not what it looks like, I...I" Miss carter keeps giggling away, her hands on her hips, taking in this ridiculous predicament. "Well it doesn't...
10 months ago 168 Words 11 Likes 819 Views -
Go towards the pool
Chapter 5 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John pondered for a moment and thought he might be able to grab a towel from the pool area so he could keep his embarrassment brief. Although he did want it to happen, he wanted to be able to get out once it was all to much. John slowly started to make his way tentatively down t...
1 year ago 429 Words 12 Likes 969 Views -
Get in the elevator
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
As the girls continued to laugh at John's little member his eyes where darting around trying to see any possible way out. John started to back away until one of the girls grabbed him by the arm. "Oh no you don't, I've got to share this with the girls at school, now hold still?...
1 year ago 232 Words 8 Likes 992 Views -
John's teacher
Chapter 8 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John turned around to meet eyes with his gym teacher miss carter. Carter was a taller woman, with shoulder length black hair and an athletic build. Miss carter always gave john grief in class, trying to get him to be more confident in school. Although by her expression this isn'...
1 year ago 269 Words 8 Likes 1,628 Views -
Out in the street
Chapter 7 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
The sun was glaring in John's eyes as he tried to gain his bearings,and as he blocked the sun with his hands, he could finally see that he was out on the street by the mall. John was stunned that he was outside and didn't know what to do, butHe was quickly shaken back to reality...
1 year ago 211 Words 9 Likes 1,781 Views -
The food court
Chapter 6 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John had been pushed out naked into the food court. It was made of several small kiosks around the edge, with tables in the centre surrounding an elevator. There where a handful of people working and a few small groups eating at the tables. The immediate shift change had John q...
1 year ago 343 Words 11 Likes 1,430 Views -
Chase after her
Chapter 6 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John couldn't give his sister a moment to get ahead, and started running after her at full speed. John tightly clamped his hands over his groin and sprinted through the changing room door, right into the clothes store itself. Initially John was a little disoriented, glancing ar...
1 year ago 260 Words 14 Likes 2,288 Views -
The football team
Chapter 5 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John looked up from the floor and his heart sank as he saw who it was. It was Sam and his friends from the football team These guys have been giving john grief for a long time, bullying with wedgies, stealing your stuff and making fun of you in class, but this seems to have gon...
1 year ago 348 Words 9 Likes 1,942 Views -
Go and ask the girls for help
Chapter 5 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
John starts to delicately walks down the hallway, trying to keep his footing secure, still being cold and wet from the shower was making it difficult to walk quickly on the tiled floor. There where two girls at reception, one behind the desk and one in front, seeming to be check...
1 year ago 663 Words 21 Likes 2,367 Views -
His sister Charlotte
Chapter 5 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
Stroon on the floor of the changing room John quickly scrambles to his feet. As he stands upright his eyes meet the shocked face of his sister Charlotte. At first it's deathly silent as they both stare into each others eyes, but then his sister's eyes wander down below and the...
1 year ago 238 Words 19 Likes 2,871 Views -
Pulled through the door
Chapter 4 in John's Embarrassing Adventure
As the struggle back and forth got more intense, and the fear of being left naked in public started to fill up his chest. "HEY, give me my clothes" As he shouted over the door all he got in return was more laughter and greater strain on his remaining clothes. "Come on guys hel...
1 year ago 127 Words 15 Likes 4,191 Views -
Teases him a bit
Chapter 11 in Jake's little secret
Jake's statement mate nat snort with laughter. She had a good little chuckle while covering her mouth. "What do you mean why am I here, why the hell are you here?" One of her arms where under her chest while the other hand her hand gently under her chin. And for that moment her...
3 years ago 248 Words 2 Likes 683 Views -
An old friend
Chapter 10 in Jake's little secret
The silence was incredible, the only thing Jake could hear was his own heart beat. Naked and blindfolded he struggled for what seemed an age, desperately trying to get himself free. But then he started to hear footsteps coming towards him, followed by laughing. The laughter got...
3 years ago 167 Words 2 Likes 740 Views -
Pokes out for help
Chapter 3 in Jake's little secret
Jake started to panic. Pacing back and forth in the changing room trying to figure out what to do. He caught himself in the mirror, not a piece of clothing on him, with his heart in his stomach, and he knew this was not going to be pretty. He took a tentative half step out of t...
3 years ago 88 Words 2 Likes 916 Views -
The class proffessor
Chapter 10 in Jake's little secret
As time passed and all of jakes struggling didnt release him, someone eventually emerged out of the school doors... It was the history professor, and jakes old teacher, ms. Carter. She was a slim, olive skinned woman, with dark hair that went to her shoulders. She was wearing h...
4 years ago 611 Words 8 Likes 973 Views -
Take him to school
Chapter 9 in Jake's little secret
"You know the college is only a couple of blocks away" "Now there's an idea" And with cheers, the girls grabbed jakes arms and started to escort him to the local college. Jake tried to struggle and break free but all his writhing proved in vain and only caused him to stumble an...
4 years ago 173 Words 1 Likes 981 Views -
Blindfold
Chapter 9 in Jake's little secret
"Give me one of those headbands" One of the girls took off her sweatband and handed it to her. And in a slow smooth motion, she placed over jakes head and covered his eyes completely. Jake was completely helpless, seeing only darkness, and only hearing the laughs and giggles of...
4 years ago 180 Words 2 Likes 767 Views
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