Out in the street

The sun was glaring in John's eyes as he tried to gain his bearings,and as he blocked the sun with his hands, he could finally see that he was out on the street by the mall.

John was stunned that he was outside and didn't know what to do, butHe was quickly shaken back to reality by the sound of car horn as a car slowly drove past, taking in the sight of the naked man.

The car did a slow drive by while lowering its windows, revealing two woman in sunglasses driving the car.

"Ohhh, look at that shriveled thing, looks like your having a bad day hun"

With the girls laughter ringing in his ears, John started to snap out of it, covering up his little shame and darting back to the door, banging on it to desperately try and get it open.

He tried hitting and wrenching the door open but for the life of it it would not budge.

After a minute or two of d desperately trying to get back in he heard an oh so familiar voice call out to him.

"Oh my. . John is that you?"

Once again he turned around, failing to cover himself, coming face to face with someone else familiar.