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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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play video games. Draw, occasionally.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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various things. Trying to get back into reading again
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock. Dick works too. Penis is a tad too clinical
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy, but cunt can work too.
- I write erotica because
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be the change you wish to see in the world and all that
- In conclusion, I am
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horny and trying to find some motivation
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Get the lube...
Chapter 10 in Studs R Us
There's really no reason to not use lube, is there? Sure, it would take effort to go get it, but it'd probably take even _more_ effort to cram yourself in there dry. There's his saliva from the blowjob, but it's mostly dried up by now. Maybe you'd try if you were feeling particul...
2 years ago 199 Words 6 Likes 1,033 Views -
In your house
Chapter 3 in The zombie outbreak
You hadn't realised that one of the worst things about a zombie outbreak would be soul-crushing isolation. Having become a bit of a doomsday prepper in your first few years living alone, you've had more than enough food stockpiled, and you can do a fairly good job of keeping your...
3 years ago 304 Words 8 Likes 5,053 Views -
"Wait, let me explain!"
Chapter 4 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
You decide to launch into some no doubt insane-sounding explanation about how you built a time machine out of random junk and that you really really didn't mean to interrupt what was very clearly an intimate moment between them, but they cut you off before you're done speaking....
3 years ago 382 Words 1 Likes 741 Views -
After a while, the machine stops moving
Chapter 3 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
You tentatively open your eyes and take a step out of the machine, immediately locking eyes with a very surprised-looking woman and an equally as surprised-looking man laying on a particularly long couch together, his cock balls-deep inside of her. There's a very awkward silence...
3 years ago 190 Words 1 Likes 1,058 Views -
He seems taken aback, but he obeys
Chapter 9 in Studs R Us
Johnny gets down on his hands and knees on the couch despite his obvious , sticking his muscular ass up in the air. He doesn't have a lot of body fat, but his cheeks are meaty enough that you can grab two good handfuls and knead his flesh like you're giving him a massag...
4 years ago 288 Words 10 Likes 2,751 Views -
Hairy, muscular
Chapter 6 in Studs R Us
The strong, silent type, as it were. Your stud is a regular at the gym, the kind of guy who looks like he could probably bench double your body weight. People tend to be intimidated by his sheer size, but you know well his true nature. He's hairy, to boot; aside from trimming hi...
4 years ago 103 Words 12 Likes 4,272 Views -
Try to stay calm
Chapter 5 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
_Heads up: Heather is a trans woman with a penis, which I use common anatomical terms for (e.g. shaft). Heather does not mind being the penetrative partner, but obviously this is not true of all trans women._ - - - - - - It's not often you find yourself naked in front of a pret...
4 years ago 322 Words 1 Likes 934 Views -
Enter the decontamination chamber.
Chapter 4 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
You feel a bit self-conscious about undressing in front of Heather, but you turn away from her and hurriedly remove all your clothes, tossing them into a receptacle labelled 'contaminated clothing'. After you've been, uh, decontaminated, the doors slide open and you step out wit...
4 years ago 213 Words 1 Likes 1,336 Views -
The machine stops moving. (dead path)
Chapter 3 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
You tentatively open your eyes and step out of the time machine, not even sure if anything has actually happened. ...Well, you're definitely not in the spare room anymore. Instead, you're in what appears to be an airport. Not even a futuristic one, either - it looks just like an...
5 years ago 665 Words 5 Likes 2,346 Views -
Travel to the future!
Chapter 2 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
Given how everything you know about the past indicates that it probably wouldn't be safe for a person like you, you decide travelling into the future would probably be the best option. You step into your D.I.Y. time machine and, as your hand hovers over the repurposed egg timer...
5 years ago 177 Words 7 Likes 4,675 Views -
Travel into the past.
Chapter 2 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
On one hand, your history buff ex has told you countless stories about how the people of the past were simultaneously a lot like us and somehow way, way worse. LGBT+ people have historically been treated like garbage, so your bisexual ass probably wouldn't be very safe in most ti...
5 years ago 235 Words 5 Likes 2,958 Views -
Step away from the time machine.
Chapter 2 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
Everything considered, it's probably not worth it. You love your family and you love your friends. Do you really want to leave them behind? Things are tough right now, but they won't always be like this, right? You walk away from your time machine and go on with your life as if...
5 years ago 136 Words 4 Likes 2,412 Views -
Introduction
Chapter 1 in In The Future, Everyone is Bisexual
As you gaze upon your completed time machine, various questions cross your mind. Do you really want to do this? Is this safe? Is it ethical to travel through time, potentially exposing the people of the past and/or future to your weird [CURRENT YEAR] germs? Hell, does this thing...
5 years ago 202 Words 12 Likes 9,109 Views
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