About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- February 2, 1999
- Location
- NA
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Devour pop culture
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Winky
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Lady Garden
- I write erotica because
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I'm a long-time lurker who is inspired by many CHYOA users' ENF stories. In particular, stories about pranks, lighthearted body insecurities, and reenacting famous ENF scenes.
- In conclusion, I am
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An ass man.
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Everything's all peachy
by boredbutts
Chapter 24 in Total Humiliation Island
CURRENT TEMPERATURE: Nina: 100°F, Gio: 100°F -------------------------------------------- Frustrated at both Nina and Jezebel's giggling, Giovanna decided to follow their gazes. She realized they weren't looking at her face but...her back? Maybe a bit lower? She began to twist...
1 year ago 369 Words 1 Likes 309 Views -
A splash battle!
by boredbutts
Chapter 9 in ENF Scenario Anthology
"How long has it been since I last commended my two most_ loyal_ servants, hm?" Cleo posed with a glint in her eye as she eyed Aisha and Eliza. All three women were nude but only had their heads bobbing above the water. "No need, your Majesty. Tis our duty to do our job without...
1 year ago 1,438 Words 6 Likes 424 Views -
The Warrior Pose
by boredbutts
Chapter 23 in Total Humiliation Island
The Wii Fit Trainer's arms and legs are outstretched. Her front knee is bent as she looks forward. Her hips are bent and facing directly away from the screen. She exclaims, "this is the ancient pose of the Warrior!" Jez perks up. "Ooh, the Warrior pose? Cave drawings have been...
1 year ago 548 Words 3 Likes 345 Views -
Bethany: Scene Writer
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**Name**: Bethany ("Beth") **Likes**: True crime novels, being ahead of schedule, and diabolical schemes. **Nationality**: Chinese **Ethnicity**: Asian (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.)...
1 year ago 92 Words 0 Likes 297 Views -
Lisa: Makeup & Wardrobe
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**Name**: Lisa **Likes**: Fashion, puns, and playing the Fairy Godmother. **Nationality**: French **Ethnicity**: White (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.) **Outerwear**: She wears an over...
1 year ago 72 Words 0 Likes 232 Views -
Katrina: Music & Sound
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**Name**: Katrina ("Trina") **Likes**: The 70's **Nationality**: Jamaican **Ethnicity**: Black (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.) **Outerwear**: A groovy woman with 70's nostalgia who we...
1 year ago 76 Words 0 Likes 226 Views -
Jezebel: Hostess with the Mostess
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**Name**: Jezebel ("Jez") **Likes**: Long walks on the beach, cute girls, and rich men with certain..."shortcomings." **Nationality**: Swiss **Ethnicity**: White, with a perfect light tan (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. The...
1 year ago 111 Words 0 Likes 277 Views -
Melissa: Set Designer
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**Name**: Melissa ("Mel") **Likes**: Working out, Woodworking, Cute butts **Nationality**: Turkish **Ethnicity**: tan-skinned Asian (Note: Unlike the contestants, all crew members are allowed to change their clothes. These are only their typical outfits.) **Outerwear**: A wh...
1 year ago 74 Words 0 Likes 385 Views -
Bath Time
by boredbutts
Chapter 8 in ENF Scenario Anthology
"Now, now, Your Majesty, it's nothing we haven't seen a million times before~," Eliza says to comfort Cleo before reaching into the knots of her toga. Aisha joined her sister, and simple white fabric hitting the floor echoed throughout the massive chambers, which were permeated...
1 year ago 572 Words 4 Likes 500 Views -
Preparing for the bath
by boredbutts
Chapter 7 in ENF Scenario Anthology
Aisha beckons the laughing men out of the bedchambers, but Eliza concocts one final act of humiliation for the impetuous ruler before freeing her hands. Eliza uses this rare opportunity to prove her physical superiority to her superior (and also flirt with a particularly muscula...
1 year ago 333 Words 3 Likes 538 Views -
5 minutes
by boredbutts
Chapter 22 in Total Humiliation Island
After fixing her towel from its revealing slip, Nina struts back to the bench without a care in the world. In her mind, all those towel slips only revealed her "invisible dress," and everybody's surprise and laughter was because they were jealous of her elegant attire. **CURRENT...
1 year ago 551 Words 1 Likes 452 Views -
Pharaoh Cleo
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in ENF Scenario Anthology
Cleo has made a name for herself in her short stint as the newest pharaoh. Her two most notorious traits across her kingdom are her fickleness and being a bit of an airhead. Her fickleness can be seen in how picky she is, always wanting high-class food and clothes. Her airheadedn...
1 year ago 163 Words 6 Likes 886 Views -
Nina completes the challenge
by boredbutts
Chapter 21 in Total Humiliation Island
"_N-I-N-A!_" Tiffany cheers, mimicking having pom-poms in her hands. With one second remaining, Nina's towel is hanging on by a thread--or rather, her sweaty, erect nipples. Nina is too focused to notice the crowd's jeering. **[CAMERA ZOOM]** 95% of her round, tan C-Cups are _...
1 year ago 238 Words 2 Likes 462 Views -
The Pharaoh's secret exposed to her bodyguards
by boredbutts
Chapter 6 in ENF Scenario Anthology
"_Can't you be any gentler_?!" Cleo winced. The sisters continued unimpeded like a well-oiled machine. Aisha swiftly brushed out Cleo's hair knots with swift, sure strokes, and Eliza rapidly clasped golden rings on Cleo's braids. "_Let's skip the hair and get me undressed, please...
1 year ago 385 Words 7 Likes 540 Views -
A Rude, Royal Awakening
by boredbutts
Chapter 5 in ENF Scenario Anthology
Eliza and Aisha drew the curtains, shining sunlight on the Pharaoh's curvy form. Cleo's skin, kissed by the desert sun, was the color of the golden sands, and her black hair cascaded over her shoulders in thick, glossy braids that whispered as she stirred. Noticing Cleo about to...
1 year ago 269 Words 5 Likes 532 Views -
Naomi: The Underpaid Maid
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**____Name____**: Naomi Buttersworth  **____Bio____** -------------- A noblewoman born into a lineage of maids and butlers (some having worked for Tiff and Giovanna) stemming back to being retainers for lords. Her ancient family creed p...
1 year ago 226 Words 2 Likes 709 Views -
Hana: The Gamer Genius
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**Name**: Hana Lopez **BIO** ------- **Reason for Playing**: A streaming setup, if she feels like it. But mostly to get her parents off her neck. **Likes**: Sleeping, dating sim games, trolling, hacking, her waifu figurine collection. **Nationality**: Filipino **Ethnicity**:...
1 year ago 227 Words 3 Likes 1,077 Views -
Misty: The Angry Athlete
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**Name**: Misty María **____BIO____** -------------- Growing up as the only girl in a family with 8 brothers was difficult for Misty. Day after day, bullies would tease her tiny chest, which made her look like one of her brothers. Born with her mother's fiery nature, Misty wou...
1 year ago 501 Words 2 Likes 729 Views -
Charlie: The Ditzy Model
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**____Name____**: Charlie Lavigne **____BIO____** -------------- Charlie is your next-door crush: popular, friendly, and a model. However, none of these traits that cause suitors to swoon came without their trials and tribulations. To be friends with every school clique, she h...
1 year ago 352 Words 3 Likes 997 Views -
Ramona: The Mischievous Mechanic
by boredbutts
Chapter 3 in Total Humiliation Island
**____Name____**: Ramona Wright  **____BIO____** -------------- Ramona is often on the fringes of social circles, having been obsessed with building crazy inventions since she was little. Throughout her school career, she found her oth...
1 year ago 207 Words 2 Likes 665 Views
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