alanthehammer
Story Crafter
- alanthehammer was last seen:
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
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- Location:
- Norfolk, England
- Homepage:
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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games. play guitar and was a semi pro singer in a heavy metal band.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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see above
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy or cunt
- I write erotica because
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thought I'd give it go
- In conclusion, I am
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a loveable idiot.
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The Costume Emporium by alanthehammer
Set in Soho, London's red light district. Is a store that caters to everyone's tastes in the world of fancy dress. What could go wrong?
- 112 Likes
- 31,995 Views
- 10 Chapters Deep
- English
- Fantasy
- 3rd Person, Both
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Nanobots by alanthehammer
Life is hard. Everyday, humans struggle to get by. From viruses, bacteria, accidents, even our own bodies turning against us. What if things could be different. All of our medical advances will only be able to fight for us for so long. One woman has made it her personal mission to change things for the better.
- 385 Likes
- 88,594 Views
- 35 Chapters Deep
- English
- Science Fiction
- 3rd Person, Both
