alanthehammer

Story Crafter

alanthehammer was last seen:: 1 hour ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: Norfolk, England

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: games. play guitar and was a semi pro singer in a heavy metal band.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: see above

My favorite word for "penis" is: cock

My favorite word for "vagina" is: pussy or cunt

I write erotica because: thought I'd give it go

In conclusion, I am: a loveable idiot.