About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- -
- Location
- Norfolk, England
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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games. play guitar and was a semi pro singer in a heavy metal band.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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see above
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy or cunt
- I write erotica because
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thought I'd give it go
- In conclusion, I am
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a loveable idiot.
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