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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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yes. I *do* like to read.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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those chapters needed to be written, and nobody else was doing it.
- In conclusion, I am
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fussy and imaginative
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Jacob Carter (extended) (SPOILERS)
Chapter 3 in The Affection Multiplier
#####**After 11 chapters, DFang went on hiatus; the story resumed five years later under TuskedCarpenter.** In addition to his phone, Jacob’s instance of the Multiplier has installed itself on his laptop and smartwatch. “Unauthorized users” can’t see or hear it, although he’s...
1 day ago 1,090 Words 3 Likes 668 Views -
It’s not like it’s a fireworks factory
Chapter 51 in The Affection Multiplier
As Kate walks away, you watch her ass move. After a few seconds, you become aware that Penelope is watching too. Then Kate goes around a corner and is out of sight. Penelope sighs. “I can’t believe I never noticed how hot Kate is,” she mutters. Then she turns to you. “So, w...
2 days ago 1,974 Words 16 Likes 229 Views -
Callbacks and payoffs
Chapter 50 in The Affection Multiplier
## “JACOB!” The scream is frantic. Your eyes widen. ## “JACOB! JACOB!” It’s coming from somewhere off to your left, and getting closer. Your head swivels. There are so many people in the food court it’s impossible to see where the – ## “JAAAAAAAAACOOOOOB!” – scr...
1 week ago 4,173 Words 21 Likes 328 Views -
People can justify pretty much anything to themselves
Chapter 49 in The Affection Multiplier
Callie’s profile image shows her in the process of taking her sleep shirt off. Her left tit is fully exposed, and you can see more than half of the right one, including the swollen dark nipple, although most of her face and hair is blocked from view by the shirt. The picture is f...
1 month ago 2,510 Words 24 Likes 511 Views -
Go round and round
Chapter 48 in The Affection Multiplier
Actually, no. You _want_ to read what the Multiplier says right away, but you’re _going_ to prioritize like a responsible grownup (like a responsible grownup who has a girlfriend) (who has _five_ girlfriends!!!) and make sure Penelope knows you’re on your way. You open the messen...
2 months ago 2,314 Words 23 Likes 496 Views -
Method and Opportunity
Chapter 47 in The Affection Multiplier
The sound of Sweeney’s sobs fades into the distance, merging with the sound of her feet running down a flight of stairs. You and Callie stand in the empty apartment, frozen in shock. You recover first. “WHAT THE FUCK WAS _THAT!_” you yell. “I, I, I, I was just _teasing_...
2 months ago 2,601 Words 20 Likes 501 Views -
The “curse of knowledge” is that knowing a fact makes it harder to imagine what it’s like to not know that fact
Chapter 46 in The Affection Multiplier
In the doorway is a cheerful-looking young black woman, grinning at you. She’s barefoot, and wearing sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt… no, wait, that’s a _sleep_ shirt, and you realize that she’s still in her pajamas. Which means she’s probably not wearing panties. She i...
3 months ago 1,984 Words 25 Likes 773 Views -
Let’s try that again, shall we?
Chapter 45 in The Affection Multiplier
As you make your way down the street, you notice one significant advantage to Sweeney’s building: it’s on _the same block_ as a bus stop, as opposed to your place on Anglesey Street, which was _three_ blocks from a bus stop. Although this means you won’t have a chance to check t...
4 months ago 2,196 Words 26 Likes 745 Views -
Check the calendar
Chapter 44 in The Affection Multiplier
######For those of you who come to this chapter late: the reason I said to check the calendar was that it was originally posted on April 1. CHECK THE CALENDAR You walk to the building. There;s a woman outside. She;s playing wiht her phone. She is hot abnd pretty and has l...
5 months ago 922 Words 5 Likes 813 Views -
At least rush hour is over
Chapter 43 in The Affection Multiplier
Eventually, your phone buzzes with the ‘your ride is arriving in 2 minutes’ notification. It’s weird how, just a few days ago, it wouldn’t have bothered you that you’d have no idea ahead of time if the driver you were about to meet was male or female. “Remember,” you tell Moll...
5 months ago 2,086 Words 24 Likes 683 Views -
Everyone expresses their emotions differently
Chapter 42 in The Affection Multiplier
Your memories of the days immediately following your parents’ deaths are… weird. There are some things that are simply _gone_, and not in the way that memories from 14 years ago are usually gone. Even when you think about it (which you try not to do too often), there are time ski...
6 months ago 3,399 Words 25 Likes 772 Views -
Rugpull
Chapter 41 in The Affection Multiplier
It’s been just over a year since you met Penelope Jones for the first time. It’s been just over 24 hours since she admitted that she’d been completely unjustified in avoiding you for all of that year, because you had no way of knowing that your wardrobe matched that of her abusiv...
7 months ago 2,465 Words 22 Likes 732 Views -
A wet washcloth
Chapter 40 in The Affection Multiplier
Again, you have very intense and emotional dreams that make no impression on your long-term memory except for a feeling that you learned – and then forgot – something important about the universe. Eventually, you become gradually aware that there’s something warm and wet on yo...
7 months ago 2,386 Words 28 Likes 643 Views -
Yes, I’m doing this again
Chapter 39 in The Affection Multiplier
Eventually, you open your eyes. There’s someone else in the living room with you. But it’s not Tammy *or* Molly, it’s… a guy. You can move your eyes, a little, but the rest of you is paralyzed. This doesn’t worry you as much as it maybe should. The guy is wearing glasses, a...
7 months ago 8,484 Words 14 Likes 804 Views -
Shift work has its advantages
Chapter 38 in The Affection Multiplier
Sigrid picks up almost immediately. “Jacob?!?” she says. “You’re up early! Or… late?” “Late. Very, very late,” you say weakly. “I looked at your schedule, so I was pretty sure you’d be awake by now.” “… I was going to say it’s wonderful to hear you, but you don’t sound g...
7 months ago 2,018 Words 28 Likes 767 Views -
Sometimes it genuinely hurts
Chapter 37 in The Affection Multiplier
Level 4 of the Quantum Sperm Probability Eraser is even _more_ complicated – there’s the three-shot sperm that the tutorial warned about, and active components of the environment, and wormholes, and what looks like time dilation. Your eyes are sore, and your arms are cramped agai...
8 months ago 1,571 Words 25 Likes 592 Views -
Beep Boop Beedly Boop
Chapter 36 in The Affection Multiplier
You’re not sure what you were expecting the icon for the Quantum Sperm Probability Eraser to look like, but a cartoon sperm with a scared face, in front of a background that’s crumbling away, is so on the nose it feels like a parody. _Well, let’s see how the tool works,_ you t...
8 months ago 1,977 Words 25 Likes 597 Views -
If I phrase a question like that, the answer is probably “no”
Chapter 35 in The Affection Multiplier
You lay in Tammy’s bed with your eyes closed, Tammy on your left and Molly on your right, listening to them breathe slowly in the dark bedroom. Maybe it’s the stamina booster you bought earlier today (or… yesterday? Is it past midnight?), but something’s bothering you and you...
8 months ago 2,365 Words 30 Likes 672 Views -
She can and she did
Chapter 34 in The Affection Multiplier
It’s been a little over a year since you first met Penelope Jones, and although up until today she did her best to avoid interacting with you, you were still coworkers, and so you’ve learned some things about her personality. Penelope is someone who loves _solving puzzles_. Ta...
8 months ago 1,349 Words 33 Likes 760 Views -
Caller ID services were first formally defined in 1993
Chapter 33 in The Affection Multiplier
Your phone might not know that number, but you recognize it from earlier today. “That’s Penelope!” you say. “Calling this late, I bet she’s horny,” Molly says with a grin. “Shush!” you say. Tammy nods. Molly sighs. “I know, I know,” she says. “Sonia’s an outlier,” an...
8 months ago 1,582 Words 28 Likes 693 Views
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