TheBadger

#Neitherdidshe

by TheBadger

Chapter 64 in The Succubus Contract

The shaken look on Eva’s face was almost as good as an orgasm. “My pet, my rules.” I knew there was a reason cats always liked you. Leaning back you saw Pepper’s green eyes glimmer with just as much confusion as Eva. “Hold still, I’ll get the toy out and get you down.” - - -...

Empty wallet

by TheBadger

Chapter 63 in The Succubus Contract

Growing frustrated watching your hand just hover there. Eva erupted, killing the silence. “Fine Joseph. If you refuse to play with your pet. Then I will.” With the out-burst came out the pastel white remote. Even knowing what came next you jumped hearing the vibrator inside...

Don't answer that, final warning!

by TheBadger

Chapter 62 in The Succubus Contract

Downing the remainder of your glass, you tried your best to focus on anything aside from the dangling cat-girl. But in a shock to no one, you failed miserably. Up-close, you finally got a look at the girl beneath the costume and yet again in a shock to no one, she was an absolut...

I mean when in Rome

by TheBadger

Chapter 61 in The Succubus Contract

With her own filled glass in hand, Eva propositioned you for a toast and unfortunately salaryman etiquette prevented you from refusing. Raising your own glass to hers, you clinked. “Santé” Eva exclaimed with that smirk still on her face. - - - - - - Time to nut up or shut up...

Yes!

by TheBadger

Chapter 60 in The Succubus Contract

Feeling Eva’s fingers toy with the knot you mentally prepared yourself for whatever hedonistic dystopia lay on the other side of the black fabric. Suddenly the blindfold was ripped away and your eyes winced, sucker-punched by the bright pink light bathing the room. Squinting thr...

I wasn't gonna peek...okay, maybe just a little.

by TheBadger

Chapter 59 in The Succubus Contract

Satisfied with the inspection, she hooked her arm around yours and guided you out of the office. Slam. Click. Clack. Click. Clack. Click. Clack. Yup out of the office and into Brie’s hallway. You should really look into getting one for Brie for Christmas. Next the ding...

Just like me...Just like me.

by TheBadger

Chapter 58 in The Succubus Contract

10 Points to Gryffindor you can identify the quote - - - - - - “It’s good to have you back Joseph.” Eva said with a smirk. You said nothing watching Eva as she deposited the contract and signing box into a plastic bag. Then ripping the red backing off the tamper tape, she seal...

I told you Morty, we only get like three or four more of these tops. Now help me drag your corpse to the back yard.

by TheBadger

Chapter 55 in The Succubus Contract

After a long and drawn-out overly cinematic fight scene, car chase and dramatic villain reveal. That we won’t cover here because of time constraints. You finally managed to slip into your multi-verse doppelganger’s shoes. Really? Not going to go over the car chase even a tiny bi...

A deal with the Devil is struck.

by TheBadger

Chapter 57 in The Succubus Contract

There wasn’t much else you could do, you had already come this far and God knows the consequences if you refused now. If fate had brought you here, the least you could do was hear it out. Clearly you were meant to be here for some absurd reason. “I’ll sign.” A loving smile spr...

The serpent which consumes its own tail.

by TheBadger

Chapter 58 in The Succubus Contract

No, not today.

by TheBadger

Chapter 57 in The Succubus Contract

You thought of all the trouble over the past two days. You thought of how much more getting into bed with Eva would bring. But most of all you thought of Brie. Seeing her cry. You thought of Lilly. Fretting over you. You couldn’t do that to them. Throwing yourself into more h...

Quick the exit to the maze this way!

by TheBadger

Chapter 56 in The Succubus Contract

“Roo-roo as much as I’d love to continue our little conversation, I’m afraid I’ll have to end the Q&A here and move onto our final piece of business. I’d hate to leave our guest all tied up waiting on us.” Reaching into a drawer Eva retrieved a single crisp sheet of paper and gl...

But...Don't! You saw that look we are not getting murdered right now.

by TheBadger

Chapter 57 in The Succubus Contract

4) The cock? Huh? Oh right the cock.

by TheBadger

Chapter 56 in The Succubus Contract

“Eva, the night of the banquet after the awakening. I had some alone time and afterwards I noticed some changes in my uhm neither-regions. I figured you’d be the best person to ask what with being a fellow Succubus and all.” “Joseph, I assure you everything with your “neither-re...

There isn't enough lemon pledge in the world to clean this dirty mind.

by TheBadger

Chapter 57 in The Succubus Contract

3) What about those voices I've been hearing? Surely those can't be kosher?

by TheBadger

Chapter 56 in The Succubus Contract

Releasing you, Eva returned to her spot on the desk. “I assume the voices are next somewhere on your short list?” Shit she’s onto us! Run! Scram! Skedaddle! Scurry! Scat! Vamoose! “I also assume you’ve realized I was the one responsible.” Oh, never mind back to the witty com...

What? Just saying

by TheBadger

Chapter 58 in The Succubus Contract

Disagree...also Hemmingway

by TheBadger

Chapter 57 in The Succubus Contract

“Besides us Succubus do not kill to get our fill, like naughty children we get by just licking the spatula after the frosting is made.” Eva retorted with a knowing wink. Hey! Licking the spatula is a time-honored right of the youngest child and I will not be shamed for it! \#L...

2) So Succubae? Yes! It's a word! Look it up!

by TheBadger

Chapter 56 in The Succubus Contract

As the internal fury of the Incubus/Succubus debate settled. You were left to really ponder Eva’s revelation. So not only are Succubi real but you’re one of them. Shit, on your list of possibilities this one didn’t even crack the top 100. Werewolf, sure, Vampire, why not? But a...

Yes

by TheBadger

Chapter 57 in The Succubus Contract