The-Drunken-Bandit
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Write fanfiction and draw.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I like to write fanfiction, but certain groups force me to put the more "adult" works of mine here.
- In conclusion, I am
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Bored out of my mind
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You get stabbed.... by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 8 in Cartoon Waifu's
You groaned yourself slightly as you began to awake once more into the world. Your mind already running with the possibilities and what you need to get done for the day. Though, you notice your body feels… Different, aches and pains that you have been plagued with for several yea...
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Yes… by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 7 in Cartoon Waifu's
With these gifts selected, one final question remains…
- 11 Likes
- 4,577 Views
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Yes by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 6 in Cartoon Waifu's
The system flashes green as it accepts the contract before formulating the proper gifts to give to it’s newest couple. Comparing and contrasting their backgrounds accordingly… _Oscar Knox — Military Brat — Video Game Designer — Rich — Mountain Mansion_ _Hinata Hyuga — Clan Heir...
- 14 Likes
- 4,879 Views
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1. Hinata Hyuga by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 5 in Cartoon Waifu's
Among the contracts from the hidden leaf, the match-making system selects the open contract for the heiress of the Hyuga clan. As the screen goes black for but a moment as it pulls up the file in question with the majority of the contract being written by hand in ink in Japanese....
- 13 Likes
- 5,891 Views
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2. Naruto by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 4 in Cartoon Waifu's
Eventually, the automatic systems of the matchmaking system flashes green as it selects the leaf symbol and begins to parse the numerous contacts and contracts that belong to this one world. There are quite a few given its rather feudal nature. However, the system begins to focus...
- 11 Likes
- 7,033 Views
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Apologies, allow us to explain. by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 11 in Cartoon Waifu's
"**Hello again, Desiree and Oscar Knox!**" The voice of the cheesy game show host that was the announcer of the building spoke forth once more from the hidden speakers in the room, causing both you and Desiree to freeze as both of you searched for the source of the announcer's vo...
- 21 Likes
- 1,332 Views
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Ask Starfire what she is doing here... by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 11 in Cartoon Waifu's
You pause for a moment as Starfire giggles to herself as the two of you stand in the hot rain of the stone shower as the sun begins to rise and fill the shower room full of warm yellow sunlight. Before you nervously swallow and recompose yourself as your body has gone as stiff as...
- 39 Likes
- 3,849 Views
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1. Borderlands by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 4 in Cartoon Waifu's
Against all logic and reason, the system decides to take a dive into the pool of insanity that is the world of Borderlands to search for a bride. Which is going to be rather difficult considering the crazed psychos, hobos, and just absolutely insane characters that exist i...
- 5 Likes
- 3,837 Views
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Video Games by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 3 in Cartoon Waifu's
Your Laptop's screen goes black once more, before quickly flashing a number of logos for the many different Video Game Companies that exist throughout the world as it selects the Video Game section of its vast matchmaking Catalog. Amongst the massive number of worlds that exist...
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- 9,304 Views
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A Reflection in the Shower and a Surprise! by The-Drunken-Bandit
Chapter 10 in Cartoon Waifu's
You awaken slowly from the inky blackness of unconsciousness, and the first thought comes to your mind as you stir from the arrest. Is but a single thought… “_What a dream…._” You think to yourself as you blearily reopen your eyes into the world, into a dark room, which at first...
- 37 Likes
- 3,793 Views
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