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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Write fanfiction and draw.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- I write erotica because
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I like to write fanfiction, but certain groups force me to put the more "adult" works of mine here.
- In conclusion, I am
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Bored out of my mind
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You get stabbed....
Chapter 8 in Cartoon Waifu's
You groaned yourself slightly as you began to awake once more into the world. Your mind already running with the possibilities and what you need to get done for the day. Though, you notice your body feels… Different, aches and pains that you have been plagued with for several yea...
4 years ago 1,259 Words 25 Likes 4,885 Views -
Yes…
Chapter 7 in Cartoon Waifu's
With these gifts selected, one final question remains…
4 years ago 8 Words 11 Likes 4,632 Views -
Yes
Chapter 6 in Cartoon Waifu's
The system flashes green as it accepts the contract before formulating the proper gifts to give to it’s newest couple. Comparing and contrasting their backgrounds accordingly… _Oscar Knox — Military Brat — Video Game Designer — Rich — Mountain Mansion_ _Hinata Hyuga — Clan Heir...
4 years ago 66 Words 14 Likes 4,946 Views -
1. Hinata Hyuga
Chapter 5 in Cartoon Waifu's
Among the contracts from the hidden leaf, the match-making system selects the open contract for the heiress of the Hyuga clan. As the screen goes black for but a moment as it pulls up the file in question with the majority of the contract being written by hand in ink in Japanese....
4 years ago 327 Words 13 Likes 5,959 Views -
2. Naruto
Chapter 4 in Cartoon Waifu's
Eventually, the automatic systems of the matchmaking system flashes green as it selects the leaf symbol and begins to parse the numerous contacts and contracts that belong to this one world. There are quite a few given its rather feudal nature. However, the system begins to focus...
4 years ago 197 Words 11 Likes 7,115 Views -
Apologies, allow us to explain.
Chapter 11 in Cartoon Waifu's
"**Hello again, Desiree and Oscar Knox!**" The voice of the cheesy game show host that was the announcer of the building spoke forth once more from the hidden speakers in the room, causing both you and Desiree to freeze as both of you searched for the source of the announcer's vo...
4 years ago 2,878 Words 21 Likes 1,344 Views -
Ask Starfire what she is doing here...
Chapter 11 in Cartoon Waifu's
You pause for a moment as Starfire giggles to herself as the two of you stand in the hot rain of the stone shower as the sun begins to rise and fill the shower room full of warm yellow sunlight. Before you nervously swallow and recompose yourself as your body has gone as stiff as...
4 years ago 4,667 Words 39 Likes 3,895 Views -
1. Borderlands
Chapter 4 in Cartoon Waifu's
Against all logic and reason, the system decides to take a dive into the pool of insanity that is the world of Borderlands to search for a bride. Which is going to be rather difficult considering the crazed psychos, hobos, and just absolutely insane characters that exist i...
4 years ago 340 Words 5 Likes 3,876 Views -
Video Games
Chapter 3 in Cartoon Waifu's
Your Laptop's screen goes black once more, before quickly flashing a number of logos for the many different Video Game Companies that exist throughout the world as it selects the Video Game section of its vast matchmaking Catalog. Amongst the massive number of worlds that exist...
4 years ago 219 Words 7 Likes 9,414 Views -
A Reflection in the Shower and a Surprise!
Chapter 10 in Cartoon Waifu's
You awaken slowly from the inky blackness of unconsciousness, and the first thought comes to your mind as you stir from the arrest. Is but a single thought… “_What a dream…._” You think to yourself as you blearily reopen your eyes into the world, into a dark room, which at first...
4 years ago 2,520 Words 37 Likes 3,828 Views -
Time is running out, but you have bigger problems...
Chapter 10 in Cartoon Waifu's
As you stare at the smoking ghost trap on the floor your ears almost miss it. As over the din crackle of broken glass, the hum of your proton pack, and the blood pounding away in your ears. You barely make out the faint warning of the automated systems of the Hotel as they weakly...
4 years ago 1,707 Words 17 Likes 1,562 Views -
A Real Ghostbuster Pt. 2
Chapter 9 in Cartoon Waifu's
You were prepped and ready for battle, and from what’s happening on screen, not a moment too soon. As Desiree looked about ready to run out of steam and was quickly being over-run by Prime’s army of misfit minions as they rushed her and beat to dogpile her into submission. Seein...
4 years ago 6,001 Words 15 Likes 1,842 Views -
1. Eclipsa Butterfly
Chapter 5 in Cartoon Waifu's
The Matchmaking system pauses for a second before the screen suddenly flashes for a second as it brings up the image of a rather old, but pristine document that details the specifics of this possible marriage contract. The document is pristine and the type is extremely well, too...
4 years ago 454 Words 11 Likes 2,868 Views -
The Room...
Chapter 10 in Cartoon Waifu's
You are currently in the Last Resort Hotel, your new home. That being said, you are currently on the secret 13th floor of the hotel. Known as Ghostbusters HQ, the area that contains all of your ghost fighting tools and equipment. With it acting as a secondary security office and...
4 years ago 729 Words 11 Likes 1,106 Views -
[Examine]
Chapter 9 in Cartoon Waifu's
You put on your Ecto-goggles and begin to take a closer look at your surroundings...
4 years ago 15 Words 7 Likes 1,241 Views -
A Real Ghostbuster...
Chapter 8 in Cartoon Waifu's
You look towards the screen, Where Desiree was soon being overwhelmed by the sheer number of misfit minions at Prime Evil's Disposal and you know what you have to do as you reach into your pocket for the belt buckle once more and grip it tightly. You know what you have to do. Y...
4 years ago 781 Words 14 Likes 2,433 Views -
Violent at first, Quiet the next
Chapter 7 in Cartoon Waifu's
When you reopened your eyes, you expected many things. You expected to see the same ceiling that you had come to know so well, you expected to feel a slight drowsiness when you were to blink your eyes awake, and you expected that you would get up like you did every other morning....
4 years ago 6,988 Words 19 Likes 3,649 Views -
2. Star Vs The Forces Of Evil.
Chapter 4 in Cartoon Waifu's
The Matchmaking system has come to the choice of looking deeper into the universe of SVTFOE to locate possible matches. In this rather insane and odd world, there are numerous possible matches. Some come from old royal contracts to New unknowing dating profiles. From these choic...
4 years ago 216 Words 12 Likes 4,626 Views -
Yes (Desiree Path Accepted)
Chapter 6 in Cartoon Waifu's
After several minutes of buffering, the screen flashes green and hesitantly approves the match between Oscar Knox and Desiree. With this done the system begins to calculated and appropriate the proper wedding gifts and the new home for the new couple based upon their backgrounds....
5 years ago 113 Words 23 Likes 4,077 Views -
1. Desiree
Chapter 5 in Cartoon Waifu's
The system buffers for a second, uncertain of whether or not to accept this match. Despite this, the system flashes green and pulls the contract for Desiree up as it displays on the computer screen briefly. _Dearest Desiree,_ _I have searched for you high and low all across the...
5 years ago 491 Words 23 Likes 4,696 Views
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