You get stabbed....

You groaned yourself slightly as you began to awake once more into the world. Your mind already running with the possibilities and what you need to get done for the day. Though, you notice your body feels… Different, aches and pains that you have been plagued with for several years seem to have vanished. You feel for the first time in many years, refreshed in ways you cannot even begin to describe.

Yet, as you open your eyes and expect to see the four same walls of your master bedroom in your lonely mansion in the Appalachian wilderness. You are instead greeted with walls that you have never once seen in your entire life, more to this you feel a slightly heavyweight upon your chest, but your mind is so overrun with concern as to where and how the hell you could’ve ended up in this place. That you ignore it and immediately tried to rise from your bed, as you quickly noticed it was not the same bed you had slept in for years.

However, just as soon as you rose from your bed, you felt the weight on your chest shift and you felt a weight next to you move. Causing you to freeze in place as you hesitantly and carefully look to your right and what you saw had you speechless. Is there laying next to you, cuddling your arm was a woman that you instantly recognized.

With her hair black with a purple tint, her skin as white and as smooth as milk, and her eyes… Her pale almost blind-looking eyes.

Your eyes immediately then began to trail up and down her body, starting from her curvy legs, leading up to her wide curvy hips that had a rear connected to it that looked like you could bounce a quarter off its bubble-like surface. Moving upward, past her toned stomach and her rather interesting choice of sleepwear consisting of a crop top in a pair of purple booty shorts, you couldn’t help but notice how her large full breasts that had to be at least a G – cup in size were squished into such a small space. With you seeing the very barest of outlines of what looked to be a set of a fee inverted nipples through the shirt itself before your eyes kept rising upwards to her heart-shaped face, her small button nose, and more importantly her wide-awake lavender-colored doe eyes.

Eyes that were staring directly into your own caramel brown, as the two of you stared at each other in complete silence for a time that seemed to stretch on for eons. Before quicker than you could even perceive it, your body locked up, before ultimately you fell limp to the bed, with the woman who was you were lying next to just seconds ago standing above you with what looked like a kunai knife. With said knife pointed at your jugular as you felt your heart freeze in terror and panic, yet before anything else could happen… The world itself froze or rather… You and the woman who was about to kill you froze.

As soon the TV that rested in front of your bed, clicked on and showed an image of a heart beating with angel wings and bells ringing in the background. As a cheesy TV announcer-like voice made itself known and announced a statement that had your mind completely come to a stop in shock and surprise along with the woman who was about to kill you.

“Congratulations Oscar Knox and Hinata Hyuga!” The voice began as the cheesy TV show announcer began his explanation that left you both flabbergasted and questioning reality, “we here at Cupid’s wishes would like to thank you both, for using our services to find the one in your lives!”

You could see the woman’s eyes as she stood above you, Hinata, widened in shock and surprise as a new form of uncertainty began to into them at the mention of that little tidbit. Replacing the murderous cold exterior that she once held not 10 seconds ago.

“We hope you enjoy your new lives together and enjoy the new amenities of your new home that we have viciously gifted to the two of you!” The announcer said as noted your eyes began to widen as he explained to this new environment and that the two of you had landed in, but what he said next certainly explains why you felt so… Refreshed when you had first awoken. “As well as the optimized bodies we’ve given you!”

“Now we’re sure you want to go ahead and start your honeymoon and see the sights and sounds of the multi-verse!” Now there was something you were not prepared to hear, as your eyes widened in shock at the confirmation of such a big and unbelievable theory of physics being confirmed. Hinata on the other hand was only confused even further by that proclamation, as her brow tried to scratch together in confusion, and you could see the concern in her eyes adding to her own state of uncertainty.

But to do that, you must first make the marriage official with a dance underneath the sheets!” Okay, now Hinata’s face was starting to heat up in turn as red as a tomato as the uncertainty in her eyes became elevated as her irises shrank into pinpricks in shock. “Once that is done, you can traverse the multi-verse to your heart’s desire!”

“And remember you are now bound in holy matrimony for good and for ill, for life and for the ****!” The uncomfortable and unsent threat that was now placed before the both of you made both you and he nods his face hail slightly, well you pale, Hinata’s face was still as red as a tomato.

“So, take care of each other, else you will both meet and suffer a quick meeting with the reaper “but enough with the doom and gloom, it’s time to think about life?” The announcer started to wrap up his spiel as now 1000 questions began to fill your mind and you could see Hinata’s own eyes dart back and forth between the corners of her face as she tried to think about the situation, her face still remaining as red as a tomato all the time. As you would swear you could see steam coming out her ears.

“So, enjoy your new life together, you cute couple! And if you have any questions, consult your travel manual, it is next to your complimentary wedding gifts from us here at Cupid’s wishes!” The announcer said before the TV immediately shut itself off as out of the corner of your eye and on one of the nearby dressers, you spotted a set of gifts, all wrapped up beautifully and waiting to be opened. However, you had other things to think about for as soon as the announcer finished his announcement, the blue energy field that had wrapped around both you and Hinata vanished.

And unfortunately for you, Hinata was so wrapped up in her own thoughts that she accidentally dropped the Kunai in her hand as she immediately began to babble to herself incoherently as the said knife fell down and more importantly, thanks to its sharpness, and gravity. Quickly found its way buried into your leg, something Hinata noticed as well. As but a moment of silence passed between the two of you…

Then… You screamed like a demon and that was unfortunately how your first meeting with your wife occurred…