1. Borderlands

Against all logic and reason, the system decides to take a dive into the pool of insanity that is the world of Borderlands to search for a bride. Which is going to be rather difficult considering the crazed psychos, **** hobos, and just absolutely insane characters that exist in this strange and weird world.

Instantly hundreds of contracts are rejected for a series of reasons, some of which are due to simple bad handwriting, others are because the person in question is already dead, and the rest are rejected due to mental instability. However, amongst this garbage heap of rejected contracts, a few shine through as possible matches... Despite all of them being severely flawed in some form or another.

With 3 specific contracts standing out amongst the rest...

1. Captain Scarlett - The surprisingly honest, yet at the same time devious pirate captain Scarlett. A terror of a woman with swagger and cheer that only a strange combination of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow and Monkey D Luffy could match. However, It is not by her hand that this contract was made...
2. Mad Moxxi - The Femme Fatale of Pandora, a woman of many tastes but just as many flaws. She is sultry but also devious. Moxxi can be kind, but she can also be wickedly cruel. A dame of honest lies and layered masks, a woman who would be one heck of a Hellion to marry and to stay married too... It's no wonder she created this contract to find her mysterious 4th husband...
3. Tiny Tina - The mad bomber of Pandora, a twisted woman with an equally twisted mind, though she may be cherry and as mad as a hatter, that only hides the pain, she has buried deep inside. Her mental state is unsurprising given her childhood on the worst planet in this universe, but Tina should know better to take some things more seriously. This marriage contract system especially, as it seems she only submitted what looks like a half-assed recording for her contract...

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