Cartoon Waifu's

So many look for love these days. Yet, so few find that "one" in their lives. Well, look no further!

We here at Cupid's Wish are here to deliver your desire to find love with our patented match-making system! Where we match you with the woman of your dreams! Now despite our name, we only cater to those who are well and truly serious about love, and remember that there are no takebacks from the adventure your about to embark upon!

That is unless you are really one stubborn individual! Which in that case there is a way out, you just have to want it bad enough. Regardless, with our help, you'll meet the love of your life and embark on that next great journey in life!

Now as We at Cupid's Wish are rather selective about who we allow into our match-making system and you just happen to be one of the lucky few to get such an opportunity! As our marriage system is only meant for those who are truly searching for love or have those wanting to help them search for love! It's not for quick hook-up or one-night stands, so be aware and be prepared!

That said, there are a few rules we need to go over first before we can start making matches. As you need to understand what your getting into!

1. The Marriage is magically binding.

• First things first, you must understand that the marriage is bound by magic and sealed with reality. Creating a nigh unbreakable contract that even gods cannot break without severe assistance.
• Also, the magic of the contract binds the couple in life and in , meaning if one of the pair dies. So to will the other for better or for worse.

2. The Marriage breaks all others.

• If the new lovers were previously married, then this new marriage will break off their old one. Annulling their previous marriage to their now ex-spouse, who will be notified via letter by the system's automatic services in two business weeks.
• It does not matter if the lovers' previous marriage was sealed with magic or with science. The new marriage will always supersede the old.

3. The lovers will be optimized for each other.

• Sometimes love needs a helping hand, so we here at Cupid's Wishes do our best to optimize our happy couples to make them as happy as possible.
• Meaning if there are any incompatibilities, we here at Cupid's Wishes will do all we can to ensure that the happy couple will enjoy each other to the greatest extent. (I.E., Physical, Magical, and technological incompatibilities.)

4. The new couple will be given a new home.

• As a free gift, the new happy couple will be given a new home based upon their traits and backgrounds to better suit their new needs.
• All of their old belongings will come with them, along with any vehicles or large personal items.
• Along with this, each of the newly wedded couples will receive a gift from us! Directly from our own catalog of items, that can be looked up later online for purchase!

5. Children and Pets come along for free!

• If one of the lovers in the new pairing is a single parent, then their children will come along with them to their new home.
• This also applies to pets and familiars of the lovers in question.

6. Travel to the multiverse and see its sights and wonders!

• The happy couple can traverse the multiverse at any given time using a specialized control App on their phones! (Note: After Traversing to a new world, the house must rest for a two-week period to recharge, before jumping again.)
• As you do so, stay in contact with friends and family with a multiversal video call communication system! (Note: Access video call system on either your computer or on the living room screen!)
• The House will move to this new world and will be entered into the system of that world, with the new couple. As if they had always existed in that world in the first place.

7. You must confirm the Marriage before using any of the other features.

• In order to access any of the other features, the couple must seal the deal and make the marriage official via sex.

8. Annulling the Marriage requires A lot of assistance.

• Annulling the marriage is possible, but requires a great deal of magic, science, and the assistance of several gods.
• In that order, you require an ancient powerful magical source, a freshly born white dwarf star, an object or person that can bend reality, and finally the aid of seven gods.

9. Finally all couples will be introduced to this life they have chosen.

• All couples will awaken in their new home, next to each other. Before an introductory message plays for the two of them, explaining the situation, and if necessary freezing the couple in place to explain what is happening.
• The message that plays is pre-recorded and is as follows...

"Congratulations, _'Insert wife's name here' and 'insert husband's name here'_! We here at Cupid's Wishes would like to thank you both, for using our services to find the "one" in your lives! We hope you enjoy your new lives together and enjoy the new amenities of the new home we have graciously gifted to you two! As well as the optimized bodies we've given you! Now we're sure you want to go ahead and start your honeymoon and see the sights and sounds of the multi-verse! But to do that, you must first make the marriage official with a dance underneath the sheets! Once that is done, you can traverse the multi-verse to your heart's desire! And remember you are now bound in holy matrimony for good and for ill, For life and for ! So take care of each other, else you both will meet and suffer a quick meeting with the reaper! But enough with the doom and gloom, its a time to think about life! So enjoy your new life together, you cute couple! And if you have any questions, consult your travel manual, it is next to your complimentary wedding gifts from us here at Cupids Wishes!"

10. Multi-marriages are possible, if rare!

• Now finally, a multi-marriage contract is possible, if not very rare. As these contracts are usually left only for those of royal birth or of high standing who have multiple daughters with no outstanding suitors. Creating a rather attempt to marry them off.
• Or it could be possibly because of paperwork goof, if that is the case, then we are deeply sorry!

Now with all the simple rules out of the way, its time to find out what kind of man you are! Tell us who you are and let us set know who catches your eye in our vast available catalog of matches!

(AN/ Disclaimer, I and all other authors own nothing and All characters are 18 years old or older.)