Something Something
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- Something Something was last seen:
- 2 weeks ago
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- Birthday:
- March 30, 2002
- Location:
- Canadialand
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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fanfiction of people destroying each other either physically or emotionally
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Peniis. Double i. Way sexier.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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vagina
- I write erotica because
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Writing professionally is soul-sucking and counterintuitively unemotional. I want to do the opposite of that, and what barer and more primal emotion is there than lust?
Well, there's fear, but I'm a wimp who avoids any and all horror fiction, so porn it is.
- In conclusion, I am
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‘I promise you, sir, your daughter’s sex life is of utmost importance’ by Something Something
Chapter 36 in Powers & Consequences
The Moises have a very loud doorbell. A very long doorbell. The kind with multiple chimes that _bing-bong-bing_ straight into your soul and ring doom inside your head, waiting for that door to open so you can deal with this nerve-wracking intervention that, goddamnit, isn’t even...
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Oh No! ‘Your’ Relationship is in Crisis! by Something Something
Chapter 35 in Powers & Consequences
Your local starbucks is quite overly bustling on the weekends, you seem to be discovering lately. Why you came _here_ to test your powers for the second day in a row is hard to say. Familiarity, maybe? Lots of potential strangers? Perhaps you just enjoy the overpowering scent of...
- 33 Likes
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Sister Shenanigans, Part 3: “Yo How Do I Make a Baby” by Something Something
Chapter 34 in Powers & Consequences
As they settle back into the nice breezy Crapmobile to finish off the _Pearl and Macy Best Sisters Forever Bonding Shopping + Pregnancy Research Spree Because I’m Gonna be a Freaking Aunt_ (final title!), Macy still has her head in the clouds, high on potential aunthood. The moth...
- 52 Likes
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Sister Shenanigans, Part 2: “Yo How do I Seduce my Friend” by Something Something
Chapter 33 in Powers & Consequences
When Macy returned home from school three weeks ago, the biggest thing on her mind was reconnecting with her little sister. College is a weird phase of life. You and all your peers are both reveling in and aghast at all your newfound freedom. Some of the kids Macy knew growing u...
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Sister Shenanigans, Part 1: Skimp Shop (Macy POV) by Something Something
Chapter 32 in Powers & Consequences
A click, then a tap, then two more clicks, then another few taps. Finally, a slap to the computer desk out of frustration. _This pieca junk’s gotta be older than I am, holy moly._ The computer screen remains frozen on a spreadsheet, a faint electric buzzing betraying its own ge...
- 37 Likes
- 3,108 Views
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Interlude: Potentially Pregnant Pearl by Something Something
Chapter 22 in Sexual Privilege
Piercing through her sleep, Pearl hears the man who fucked her stupid not nine hours ago as he shuts the door to her bedroom with a quiet _click_. Then there’s the running of the shower, a soft pattering down the stairs, the rusty clang of his truck door being slammed, and the fa...
- 31 Likes
- 3,085 Views
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Boy Howdy Are We by Something Something
Chapter 29 in Powers & Consequences
When you enter her room, Pearl is seated on her bed, setting up a local multiplayer game of Rocket League. Usually whenever you’re in here with her she would be sprawled lazily across said bed, or draped across her spinning desk chair. Instead, she’s awkwardly perched on the corn...
- 47 Likes
- 3,363 Views
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In this Meeting, the Board will Discuss getting Knocked the Fuck Up by Something Something
Chapter 31 in Powers & Consequences
The future is bright and scary. You mean, it’s always scary and it’s occasionally bright, but this is the brightest and scariest it’s ever been for you. Like a strobe light that’s manned by a thousand spiders. Or something. Who’s to say. You’ve got some wicked powers, you’ve go...
- 81 Likes
- 4,402 Views
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It's Time to Talk About our Feelings by Something Something
Chapter 30 in Powers & Consequences
Your best friend of four years lies poised atop you. Her hips rest snugly between your thighs, and her propped forearms fit in the dip between the mattress and your ribcage. Your hands are snaked around her underside. Your relationship with Pearl prior to yesterday had never bee...
- 58 Likes
- 3,472 Views
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Not a Pleasant Nighttime Rendezvous by Something Something
Chapter 28 in Powers & Consequences
It’s a beautiful summer evening. The horizon line is swathed by a dappling of dark oranges, a final offering from the just-settled sun. The light speckles through the shuffling leaves of the old cottonwood sprouting from a corner of Pearl's backyard. In the other corner is an ol...
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