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The Elimination Gameshow
by RM247
Chapter 2 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
It appeared to be a compilation of clips from a failed pilot of a gameshow. From what I could make out, it was something akin to 'most elimination show' or '101 ways to leave a gameshow', except with an all female field of contestants and the eliminations were a lot more...
3 years ago 2,177 Words 4 Likes 1,353 Views -
I is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
“Hey guys Isla Fisher here, doing my bit to help raise money for Coronavirus charities around the world.” Isla was stood on a patio in a lillac t-shirt and blue shorts. “I've decided to combine two social media challenges today, firstly obviously 'the lockdown A-Z of mess' and...
5 years ago 480 Words 0 Likes 564 Views -
H is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
For the first time in the lockdown shows, we get a professional level multi camera shot to start the show. “Hey guys, Holly Willoughby here, for some reason whenever there's any talk of gunge or mess, my name pops up. It's like I have a reputation for it or something.” Holly is...
5 years ago 547 Words 0 Likes 502 Views -
G is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
“Hi Guys!, Geri Halliwell here asking you to all dig deep and help us raise money for the fight against Coronavirus. “ Geri was holding the camera up close to her face as she was talking “Today you get a double dose of your letter G, as I’m not only speaking to you as Geri but...
5 years ago 576 Words 0 Likes 483 Views -
F is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
A t-shirt and shorts clad beauty appears on the screen stood against an outside wall. “Hi guys, I’m Dinah and I’m here to get messy in lockdown to raise money to help in the fight against Coronavirus! Some of the more astute amongst you would have no doubt noticed that despite t...
5 years ago 452 Words 0 Likes 484 Views -
E is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
“Hi, I’m Emily Blunt and I’m doing today's eggs-tremely messy video to help raise money for Coronavirus charities across the world. So I’d be eggs-tatic if you could donate and really make a difference” Emily, with a grin on her face every time she made an egg pun was presenting...
5 years ago 477 Words 0 Likes 526 Views -
D is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
“Hey guys, Danielle Panabaker here, you probably know me best for playing Caitlyn and her alter ego Killer Frost in the Flash TV show. Well today I’m here raising money for Coronavirus charities across the globe by getting messy. If you enjoy what you see then please join the mul...
5 years ago 521 Words 0 Likes 543 Views -
C is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
Charlotte Church's face fills the screen as she holds the camera to talk into. “Wotcha guys, Charlotte Church here getting Messy for Coronavirus. Like all the celebrities throwing away our dignity over the next few weeks, we're doing this to encourage you to donate, so please us...
5 years ago 474 Words 0 Likes 573 Views -
B is for...
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
\#Hit me baby one more time# Britney Spears appears on screen dressed in ripped jeans and a blue tank top with white trainers. “Hey everyone, Britney Spears here asking you to support our cause and donate to raise money for Coronavirus charities across the world. I’m your B Cel...
5 years ago 541 Words 0 Likes 586 Views -
A is for....
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
The video starts and we see the face of a formerly famous face.... “Hi guys, Amy Jo Johnson here. You may know me best as the original Pink Power Ranger or …, let's be honest it's just from Power Rangers.” Amy said with a smile. “Now I’m proud to be the first volunteer in the Lo...
5 years ago 531 Words 1 Likes 837 Views -
The A-Z of Lockdown
by RM247
Chapter 2 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
You are faced with a list of videos. Other than the letter assigned to it, you have no idea what or who you will be watching for each episode.
5 years ago 29 Words 0 Likes 1,473 Views -
Introduction
by RM247
Chapter 1 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
You turn on your DVR after a couple weeks to see what you have recorded. School Daze - A school themed gameshow, where two teams of all women compete in a serious of games themed around school subjects that invariably get increasingly messy Worth The Risk - A TV show where memb...
5 years ago 121 Words 4 Likes 7,241 Views -
We return from Commercial
by RM247
Chapter 6 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
When the show returned from commercial, Jordan’s backside was still glistening with honey, Danielle’s face was covered and it was dripping off her nose, her hair everywhere. Danielle had her face between Jordan’s cheeks and was sucking up the Honey that had pooled there as the au...
5 years ago 1,322 Words 3 Likes 510 Views -
The first Game
by RM247
Chapter 5 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
Holly grabbed the first hen from the sofa. Her name was Sari and was wearing a pair of cream cropped trousers and a off white lacy bra. Holly took her to where a table had been set up with three large gateaus on it. “As Hens, one of your jobs is to protect the ring, unfortunatel...
5 years ago 911 Words 2 Likes 736 Views -
We return after Commercials
by RM247
Chapter 4 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
Holly walked back to the Hen Party current sat on the sofa chugging their drinks. All of the girls had at least one drink left in front of them and they were all feeling slightly buzzed. Holly announced that time was up and they reluctantly stopped drinking. “You girls are all l...
5 years ago 368 Words 1 Likes 712 Views -
Hen Do or Hen Don't
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
Holly turned and spoke directly to the studio audience. “We are due to go to commercial break, but first, I believe we have a hen party in tonight, is that right?” A group of women wearing matching pink t-shirts cheer. “Perfect! Ladies come on down, when we return we’ll be pla...
5 years ago 340 Words 1 Likes 801 Views -
The contestants are Dunked
by RM247
Chapter 4 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
“Are you ready?” Holly shouted up to them, “Then 3…2….1…DROP” Both contestants were submerged in the glass tank. The audience cheers muted by the water, despite the studio audience having nearly as good a view as the tv audience. David having braced himself for the coldness was...
5 years ago 778 Words 0 Likes 495 Views -
Wash Day
by RM247
Chapter 3 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
The show returns from Commercial as Holly greets the audience "Now back in the studio, let’s give away some prizes. Who want to win a top of the range Washer/Dryer combo?” The crowd cheers are muted as this is far from the most attractive prize offered by the show. Two names co...
5 years ago 271 Words 1 Likes 669 Views -
The final check in with our contestants
by RM247
Chapter 6 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
“We seem to have been playing this all night,” quips Holly as the big screen cuts to a pedestrianised area of London, where the bed is parked, “Now for the final time let’s go and heck in with our Nurses. Nurses, with all the help I gave them have they managed to go to sleep?” T...
5 years ago 276 Words 2 Likes 553 Views -
Did the lack of clothing help them?
by RM247
Chapter 5 in The Messy Gameshow Collection
After returning from a commercial break, Holly had returned to the bed where Roy & Liz were lying. They had given up on attempting to sleep and were sat, covers held firmly, high up their chests, watching the messy games in front of them. Holly turned to ask the nurses “Even I c...
5 years ago 190 Words 1 Likes 613 Views
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