C is for...

Charlotte Church's face fills the screen as she holds the camera to talk into.

“Wotcha guys, Charlotte Church here getting Messy for Coronavirus. Like all the celebrities throwing away our dignity over the next few weeks, we're doing this to encourage you to donate, so please use the donate buttons below to help in the fight.”

“Now I know that as well as being 'the voice of an angel' I've gotten a reputation over the years for drinking, so I figured let's go 'on the nose' and I'll get messy with Corona beer, if you get my drift. But we didn't want to be seen to be making fun of the pandemic so instead we took my original idea and approached a certain drinks company, who in return for being featured on here have made a $50,000 donation to our Lockdown A-Z of Mess fund. So a very big thank you to Coca-Cola.!”

Charlotte put the camera onto a tripod then walked to her staging area, revealing she was wearing a cotton t-shirt and shorts both in sparkling white. It looked like she was filmed in a corner of her garden with several large opened bottles of cola set up on a wall next to her.

“So without further ado, let's get to what I’m calling, 'Charlotte Church does Coke!'”

Charlotte picks up a pair of bottles and straight-arms the coke directly into her open mouth. Spilling most of it down her top, soaking it and turning it brown. As the bottle start to empty she starts to fling the leftover coke in an arc through air. As she settles down the camera shows that her sodden top is clinging to her body and outline of her breasts and nipples are plain to see.

Charlotte picks up another bottle and flicking her long hair over in front of her face, she pours it on her head. Soaking her hair through whilst shampooing the drink in with her other hand. When the bottle empties she flings her hair back causing the coke to spray out in front of her.

Next bottle she picks up, places her thumb on the mouth of the bottle and shakes the bottle. With a wink to the camera she pulls open the waistband of her shorts, and releases the fizzing cola straight into her crotch. Her breath is taken away as the brown liquid streams from the gusset of her shorts and down her legs.

Finally with the last bottle, she slowly pours it over her arms and legs to ensure no part of her is dry. With one arm across her breasts she come closer to the camera for her final speech.

“That was fun, but a lot stickier than I expected. Remember guys to keep donating and have a cracking day. I’m off to take a bath!”