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Chapter 3 by RM247 RM247

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“Hi, I’m Emily Blunt and I’m doing today's eggs-tremely messy video to help raise money for Coronavirus charities across the world. So I’d be eggs-tatic if you could donate and really make a difference”

Emily, with a grin on her face every time she made an egg pun was presenting to camera from her kitchen stood bare footed in front of her breakfast island wearing black trousers paired with a red & white striped top.

“Now I egg-spect you're excited to see which messy item I've chosen to get covered in today aren't you? Well if you haven't figured it out yet from these eggs-cruciating puns, I’m using eggs, hens eggs to be eggs-act.”

Emily picked up an egg from a bowl on her island and held it in one hand straight ion front of her.

“Let's start this eggs-perience”

Emily clapped her hands together breaking the egg spraying bits of egg and shell on her but mainly leaving her hands a mess.

“Well wasn't that eggs-plosive? Now time to egg-hance my appearance”

Emily picked up a couple of eggs and one by one cracked them on the top of her head, the egg white and yolk dribbled down onto her face as she massaged the mess into her hair. She smashed a couple into her black trousers as well.

“I think we need to make this mess eggs-ponentially bigger”

Emily then got a large washing up bowl placed it on the floor and emptied several large egg boxes into the bowl, with several eggs audibly breaking as the hit the bowl and each other.

“Time for some eggs-ercise, one thinks”

Emily then stepped into the bowl, grimacing as the eggs cracked beneath her feet, before stamping on the spot whilst chanting the 'Humpty Dumpty' nursery rhyme.

“Now that these are eggs-tra gooey,” she said lifting the bowl up, “let's eggs-hentuate my eggs-porsure to the mess”

She slowly tipped the bowl over her head allowing the mix of egg and shell to tumble down over her body leaving her covered in the gloopy mass. She put the bowl down and rubbed the eggy mixture into her top, before turning back to the camera.

“And now for my last trick, something a bit more eggs-otic, or even eggs-rotic”

Emily picked up the last remaining egg and placed it down the front of her trousers so it sat just below the waistband. She smacked the egg with her hand but other than grunting from the blow, there was no effect. The second time she punched with **** and the egg smashed causing a gasp to escape her lips.

Finally Emily turned back to the camera, “If you enjoyed this eggs-trodinary video, make sure you donate whatever you afford when it's a little or an eggs-horbitant amount, every penny counts. We'll see you tomorrow and until then have an eggs-cellent day!”

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