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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Sit with my fellow muffins and contemplate life
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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The magnets on the fridge door
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Pistachio
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Muffin
- I write erotica because
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Muffins have a lot of free time
- In conclusion, I am
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A delicious muffin
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Head on home
Chapter 15 in Secret Desires
As tempting as the idea is, you don't feel that you should be throwing away your virginity just like that. You kindly explain to him that you're just not ready to go that far. "Oh, it's all good," Jake says. "I respect that. No worries." Jake is smiling. He seems pretty happy a...
8 years ago 433 Words 1 Likes 946 Views -
Ask him if you can touch it
Chapter 14 in Secret Desires
You're glad it's so dark out, because you're pretty sure your face is beet red right now. Stuttering over your words, you ask Jake if you can touch his manhood. "Yeah, sure, go for it," he says, trying to hide his smile. Well, there you go. You've got permission. No need to hol...
9 years ago 1,076 Words 8 Likes 1,692 Views -
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Chapter 24 in Secret Desires
Watching the light of the candles flicker upon Haley's bottom, you glance over at her trunk at the foot of the bed, then back at her. That little wildcat really had her way with you tonight. Actually, she's been in control ever since she showed you those pictures. This is the fir...
9 years ago 2,782 Words 6 Likes 903 Views -
Head home for the night
Chapter 24 in Secret Desires
Whatever. You're tired. You're going home now. Doing the nice thing, you drape Haley's blankets over her and blow out the candles. Oh, you should probably put away her sex toys while you're at it. You do just that, shoving the trunk back under her bed before taking your leave....
9 years ago 574 Words 2 Likes 934 Views -
Follow her to the door
Chapter 23 in Secret Desires
Cursing under your breath, you grab your drenched clothes and open the passenger side door. Despite knowing better, you slam the door shut just as Haley did before streaking through the rain to join her under the roof's overhang. You use your clothes to hide your private parts a...
9 years ago 3,091 Words 6 Likes 1,140 Views -
Go with her
Chapter 22 in Secret Desires
Haley drags you forward, and you offer no resistance. It's awfully dark, and both of you keep stepping on things you wish you hadn't. You probably should have kept your shoes on, but maybe that would have ruined the spirit of things. You carefully make your way down the slope, u...
9 years ago 1,997 Words 7 Likes 1,191 Views -
Tomorrow comes
Chapter 21 in Secret Desires
Despite the late-night visit, you feel decently rested come morning. It's only when you're driving to school that you realize the situation you're about to encounter, that being how Haley is going to act around you in front of your other friends. You're fairly sure at this point...
9 years ago 1,854 Words 4 Likes 1,454 Views -
Ignore it
Chapter 20 in Secret Desires
Screw it. It's probably just some stupid bugs running into the glass or something. You're not getting out of bed for that. Content with your decision, you close your eyes and start to fall back asleep. As you lay there, your mind drifts back to what happened with Haley in the sc...
9 years ago 1,190 Words 3 Likes 757 Views -
See what it is
Chapter 20 in Secret Desires
Dammit, you know you won't be able to sleep if you don't figure out what it is. Growling into your pillow, you kick your blankets off and roll out of bed. You rub your eyes as you step over to the balcony. Pulling aside the curtain, you slide the door open with annoyance and step...
9 years ago 1,281 Words 7 Likes 2,002 Views -
Go home
Chapter 19 in Secret Desires
Haley slides all seven inches of her dildo out of your ass and undoes the fuzzy handcuffs around your wrists. After an..._interesting_ goodbye from her, you get yourself sorted out and head home. There's a funny feeling in your rear as you sit down in your car; it's all tingly, a...
9 years ago 413 Words 3 Likes 1,621 Views -
Turn around
Chapter 18 in Secret Desires
With whatever thoughts you _can_ muster, you consider the pictures Haley has of you. She probably has them saved elsewhere just in case anything happens to her phone. Given what she could do with those pictures if she so chose, it might not be the best idea to make her upset. Sc...
9 years ago 1,646 Words 8 Likes 2,231 Views -
Go along with it
Chapter 16 in Secret Desires
Nervously, you tell Nikki you've never done anything like this before. "Ahaha, you're adorable," she says, chuckling. "Don't worry, I'll be gentle. You just let me take the lead and enjoy yourself." Backing away from you, Nikki walks over to the light switch and flips it, causi...
10 years ago 1,777 Words 11 Likes 1,814 Views -
Follow him to his room
Chapter 15 in Secret Desires
God, you know how bad it sounds to just have sex on a whim like this, but seeing that hot rod of his standing at attention again...you just can't help yourself. You're so wet right now, and you're dying to know how that cock would feel inside of you. Nodding your head, you tell...
10 years ago 1,474 Words 8 Likes 1,419 Views -
Take a chance and go outside
Chapter 10 in Secret Desires
Oh _hell_ yes, you're going for this. The same as yesterday, you step out into the hallway and gently shut your door behind you. You move briskly through the hall and down the stairs—if someone comes out to grab a drink again, you at least want to be far away from their doors so...
10 years ago 348 Words 9 Likes 3,361 Views -
You struggle to get out of bed
Chapter 9 in Secret Desires
After hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock for half an hour, you're finally to wake up by your mother. You had a lot of trouble falling asleep after your adventure last night. In the end, you're pretty sure you got less than two hours of sleep. Thankfully, you m...
10 years ago 1,330 Words 9 Likes 3,464 Views -
Put an end to this
Chapter 10 in Secret Desires
Yeah, this really is insane. If you roam the house like this and someone from your family catches you, it's just a matter of embarrassment. If you go outside, it's a whole different ballgame. What if someone sees you and calls the police? Having a criminal record for indecent exp...
10 years ago 189 Words 0 Likes 873 Views -
Go around to the front of the house
Chapter 12 in Secret Desires
Screw it. You're already out here. Might as well make the most of it. You can come back to the tree anytime. Knowing your brother is still awake for the moment, you glance up at his balcony door to make sure he doesn't look outside. His curtains aren't moving. You take the chanc...
10 years ago 471 Words 6 Likes 3,356 Views -
Try to get back inside
Chapter 12 in Secret Desires
No, you've pushed your luck enough for one night. You wait a bit to make sure your brother is asleep again—it would suck if he looked out his balcony door while you were climbing. Once you're reasonably sure he's out, you get to work. Grabbing onto the limb you're after, you hoi...
10 years ago 490 Words 2 Likes 1,442 Views -
South, where there is more tree cover
Chapter 13 in Secret Desires
Yeah, it's probably safer to go down this side of the street. You'll have more options to hide if anything happens. You step away from the tree, tentatively at first, and walk towards the end of your yard. You find yourself constantly looking around to make sure no one is out an...
10 years ago 1,481 Words 6 Likes 2,574 Views
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