Head on home

As tempting as the idea is, you don't feel that you should be throwing away your virginity just like that. You kindly explain to him that you're just not ready to go that far.

"Oh, it's all good," Jake says. "I respect that. No worries."

Jake is smiling. He seems pretty happy about the blowjob he got, so he should be fine. You suggest you need to be getting home before someone wakes up.

"Yeah, alright," he replies. "I'm sure we'll be seein' each other around, so if you ever wanna do somethin', just holler at me."

You tell him you'll remember that.

You don't think the skateboarders are still on your street, but you're still leery of going back into the front yards. You look toward your house. The fences separating everyone's back yards aren't super high. You can probably make your way back by hopping over them.

Running through Jake's yard, you plant your hands atop the first chain link fence and throw yourself over with relative ease. The next one looks to be about the same size. Before you can reach it, though, you step on a small rock. FUCK that hurt! You wanted to run around naked out here, but maybe at least wearing some shoes would've been a good idea. After hopping around on one foot for a minute, silently cursing under your breath all the while, you continue on your way.

You hop the fence into the next yard. One more to go. The fence leading to your yard is of the taller, wooden variety, but you should be able to clear it with some extra effort.

As you run through your neighbors' yard, you're horribly started by the sound of a dog barking. Jumping back, your eyes are drawn to a doghouse next to a tree. There, a German Shepherd is poking its head out, growling at you. It keeps on barking. As it moves closer, you realize it's not chained down to anything.

Oh shit. This is bad. You try to calm the dog down, but it sees you as a threat. Just trying to get away from it, you back up onto your neighbors' deck.

Suddenly, a porch light comes on. You look back over your shoulder. Your neighbor, an older, heavyset woman, is standing at her back door in her robe. With a scowl on her face, she unlocks the door and swings it open.

"The hell is going on here?" she asks, looking down at you. "Aren't you that kid from next door? Why are you naked in my yard?"

Oh...fuck.