PistachioMuffin

Really Experienced

PistachioMuffin was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: -

Birthday:: -

Location:: A plate on the kitchen counter

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Sit with my fellow muffins and contemplate life

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: The magnets on the fridge door

My favorite word for "penis" is: Pistachio

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Muffin

I write erotica because: Muffins have a lot of free time

In conclusion, I am: A delicious muffin