Patatomante
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- Patatomante was last seen:
- 7 months ago
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- December 3
- Location:
- Spain
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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play videogames
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Mort and Phil comics
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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pegleg
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy
- I write erotica because
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I'm bored
- In conclusion, I am
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sorry
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Introduction by Patatomante
Chapter 1 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Two armies are fighting each other. One is leaded by a tall, strong man, around 40 years old, probably. He wields a glowing... Sword? You just know it's a sword, even if it looks strange. The other army is leaded by a woman, dressed on silky clothes. She wields a thin, shiny blad...
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Mercedes is less likely to harass you. by Patatomante
Chapter 12 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
But would that be sooooo bad? ...Probably, yes. She's sexy, and a good person, but she can make a man feel veeeeeery uncomfortable. You walk calmly to the room, taking on the sights. Petra, from the Eagles, trying and failing to hunt the most dangerous game: Bernadetta. The wild...
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Creator's Note by Patatomante
Chapter 2 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Hey. Glad to have you here. Listen, this story is a pretty ambitious one. I'd like to make a tale for every single character of the game. I'd reuse many, many of the chapters, of course, if they're not relevant to the character, but I'd still want to make this a good experie...
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You go to Hanneman's room. by Patatomante
Chapter 11 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
"Ah, good day, {first\_name}! I have heard about your results. Truth be told, I have seen no one who was as skilled in Authority without having entered the field or researched tactics! The only time such a thing happened, a crest was involved. Not many people know this, but the G...
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You go to the Dining Hall by Patatomante
Chapter 10 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Mercedes is sitting in one of the tables, and waves at you. "How did it went?" She asks "Wait, let me guess... You have aptitude for Reason and Swords. Am I right?" She asks, with a cheerful smile. "Not exactly" You answer, a little sad. "Actually, I-" "Excuse me, are you the ne...
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You wake up by Patatomante
Chapter 9 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Well of course you do. This would be a pretty sad story if you didn't. Mercedes is dressing up, so you gaze away. It wouldn't do you no good to get expelled the first day for sexual harassment. "Oh! Good morning! Wait for a second, please" She says. After a few seconds, she tells...
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Mercedes' Room by Patatomante
Chapter 8 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Mercedes giggles, then says "I'm happy to hear this! It will be just like when I lived with my brother" "Very well, I'll tell Cyril to place the bed in Mercedes' room. He will also bring your uniform and a potion. Normally, a weapon of your choice would be given to you as well,...
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The Blue Lions by Patatomante
Chapter 7 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
You go downstairs and to the Blue Lions Classroom. You see the professor talking with the 8 students: Dimitri, Prince of Faerghus. Dedue, Dimitri's loyal vassal. Felix, bloodlustful warrior. Sylvain, womanizer. Ingrid, knight in practice. Ashe, taught by Lord Lonato. Merce...
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In search of Seteth by Patatomante
Chapter 6 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Oh, right. The cheese and what not. Fortunately the search is fast: He is at the room of the Archbishop, with the three professors and Lady Rhea. You decide to wait until they're done talking, because you have _manners._ When all is done, Byleth is the first to go. He stops to lo...
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The Infirmary by Patatomante
Chapter 5 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Oh, right. The infirmary. They said they would bring you here. Alongside you, Captain Jeralt - How kind of him! - And the nurse, Professor Manue- WOW, MAMA! WHAT A PAIR OF MELONS! Oh. My apologies. That wasn't very proffesional, was it now. Still, you would probably have a hard...
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