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- December 3
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- Spain
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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play videogames
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Mort and Phil comics
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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pegleg
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy
- I write erotica because
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I'm bored
- In conclusion, I am
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sorry
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Introduction
by Patatomante
Chapter 1 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Two armies are fighting each other. One is leaded by a tall, strong man, around 40 years old, probably. He wields a glowing... Sword? You just know it's a sword, even if it looks strange. The other army is leaded by a woman, dressed on silky clothes. She wields a thin, shiny blad...
4 years ago 261 Words 3 Likes 2,940 Views -
Mercedes is less likely to harass you.
by Patatomante
Chapter 12 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
But would that be sooooo bad? ...Probably, yes. She's sexy, and a good person, but she can make a man feel veeeeeery uncomfortable. You walk calmly to the room, taking on the sights. Petra, from the Eagles, trying and failing to hunt the most dangerous game: Bernadetta. The wild...
4 years ago 360 Words 4 Likes 539 Views -
Creator's Note
by Patatomante
Chapter 2 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Hey. Glad to have you here. Listen, this story is a pretty ambitious one. I'd like to make a tale for every single character of the game. I'd reuse many, many of the chapters, of course, if they're not relevant to the character, but I'd still want to make this a good experie...
4 years ago 208 Words 1 Likes 409 Views -
You go to Hanneman's room.
by Patatomante
Chapter 11 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
"Ah, good day, {first\_name}! I have heard about your results. Truth be told, I have seen no one who was as skilled in Authority without having entered the field or researched tactics! The only time such a thing happened, a crest was involved. Not many people know this, but the G...
4 years ago 336 Words 2 Likes 458 Views -
You go to the Dining Hall
by Patatomante
Chapter 10 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Mercedes is sitting in one of the tables, and waves at you. "How did it went?" She asks "Wait, let me guess... You have aptitude for Reason and Swords. Am I right?" She asks, with a cheerful smile. "Not exactly" You answer, a little sad. "Actually, I-" "Excuse me, are you the ne...
4 years ago 396 Words 1 Likes 500 Views -
You wake up
by Patatomante
Chapter 9 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Well of course you do. This would be a pretty sad story if you didn't. Mercedes is dressing up, so you gaze away. It wouldn't do you no good to get expelled the first day for sexual harassment. "Oh! Good morning! Wait for a second, please" She says. After a few seconds, she tells...
4 years ago 600 Words 1 Likes 514 Views -
Mercedes' Room
by Patatomante
Chapter 8 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Mercedes giggles, then says "I'm happy to hear this! It will be just like when I lived with my brother" "Very well, I'll tell Cyril to place the bed in Mercedes' room. He will also bring your uniform and a potion. Normally, a weapon of your choice would be given to you as well,...
4 years ago 588 Words 1 Likes 608 Views -
The Blue Lions
by Patatomante
Chapter 7 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
You go downstairs and to the Blue Lions Classroom. You see the professor talking with the 8 students: Dimitri, Prince of Faerghus. Dedue, Dimitri's loyal vassal. Felix, bloodlustful warrior. Sylvain, womanizer. Ingrid, knight in practice. Ashe, taught by Lord Lonato. Merce...
4 years ago 675 Words 1 Likes 621 Views -
In search of Seteth
by Patatomante
Chapter 6 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Oh, right. The cheese and what not. Fortunately the search is fast: He is at the room of the Archbishop, with the three professors and Lady Rhea. You decide to wait until they're done talking, because you have _manners._ When all is done, Byleth is the first to go. He stops to lo...
4 years ago 514 Words 1 Likes 697 Views -
The Infirmary
by Patatomante
Chapter 5 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Oh, right. The infirmary. They said they would bring you here. Alongside you, Captain Jeralt - How kind of him! - And the nurse, Professor Manue- WOW, MAMA! WHAT A PAIR OF MELONS! Oh. My apologies. That wasn't very proffesional, was it now. Still, you would probably have a hard...
4 years ago 276 Words 2 Likes 736 Views -
Run to the forest!
by Patatomante
Chapter 4 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
You don't have weapons, know nothing about magic, and he's got an axe. At least in the forest you may evade his attacks... At least you thought that much, before getting hit by his axe on the arm. Ouch. Fortunately, due to the trees being in the way, the blow wasn't at full stren...
4 years ago 438 Words 2 Likes 769 Views -
Help the old man
by Patatomante
Chapter 3 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Of course you'll help him. It would be of bad taste to not help a man who saved your life. "Excelent" The man says. "Here, take my pouch. The cheese is inside already - I was hoping you would help me, after all. Glad to see I wasn't wrong." You have the feeling this is not going...
4 years ago 248 Words 0 Likes 539 Views -
Help the old man
by Patatomante
Chapter 3 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Of course you'll help him. It would be of bad taste to not help a man who saved your life. "Excelent" The man says. "Here, take my pouch. The cheese is inside already - I was hoping you would help me, after all. Glad to see I wasn't wrong." You have the feeling this is not going...
4 years ago 251 Words 1 Likes 850 Views -
A girl
by Patatomante
Chapter 2 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Yes, that's it. You're a young girl, 18 years old. Your name is {first\_name} {last\_name}, was it not? Now that you know who you are, you feel... Different. You can wake up now, that much is obvious now. You open your eyes, and see the ceiling of the old hut you're apparently i...
4 years ago 247 Words 0 Likes 728 Views -
A boy
by Patatomante
Chapter 2 in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Yes, that's it. You're a young man, 18 years old. Your name is {first\_name} {last\_name}, was it not? Now that you know who you are, you feel... Different. You can wake up now, that much is obvious now. You open your eyes, and see the ceiling of the old hut you're apparently in...
4 years ago 247 Words 1 Likes 1,168 Views -
Tales of the Wars of the Roselias [Patatomante] (Vanilla-ish)
by Patatomante
Chapter 2 in Pokemon CYOA
Choices: -------- ### 1. The World: Gijinka World - Pokémon are humanoid girls that reproduce by mating with humans or through parthenogenesis. Gender density: Normal - Humans are divided mostly equally between males and females. Caste System - This tale will be based on Gala...
4 years ago 845 Words 3 Likes 838 Views -
7th of January, Castle Windon Barracks
by Patatomante
Chapter 3 in Pokemon CYOA
I woke up late that morning. I had trouble sleeping the night before, as the request from the prince had me perturbed. "Find the leader of Team Skuta and make sure he can do no harm no more". The mission was seemingly simple. I would be given a Pokémon, as Duke Rosso had told me...
4 years ago 710 Words 3 Likes 438 Views -
Start jerking off
by Patatomante
Chapter 9 in An Anthro Journey
I let my dick free, already hard and throbbing. A drop of precum was at the tip. How long had it been since the last time I masturbated, two days, three? I shouldn't be this pent up... Yet that day had been as arousing as a whole month for me. Just grasping it made my whole body...
4 years ago 1,106 Words 17 Likes 2,096 Views -
Chiara
by Patatomante
Chapter 8 in An Anthro Journey
"Then... You'll be Chiara. What do you think?" I asked the Chimchar, who raised an eyebrow. It seemed like she didn't really like it... But then she shrugged and smiled. She really didn't mind, it seemed. I smiled as well, a wide grin from ear to ear. I had a Pokémon with me now....
4 years ago 1,098 Words 11 Likes 2,179 Views -
Chimchar
by Patatomante
Chapter 7 in An Anthro Journey
Two white flashes appeared, blinding us and the Starlys both. Once my eyes reajusted, I saw a gorgeous Chimchar in front of me, with a plump ass and a couple of C cup breasts. As I stared at her body, she stared at mine, specially at the bulge forming on my pants. But it was no t...
4 years ago 999 Words 11 Likes 2,446 Views
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