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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play guitar, watch too much Jeopardy, and raise my rats to be big and strong.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Sci-fi and Fantasy, with a little fanfiction thrown in there sometimes… but mostly I just mean Discworld.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Please don' t make me choose
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Vagina, no wait, Pussy?
- I write erotica because
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Dirty books are fun, that's all there is to it.
– Tom Lehrer
- In conclusion, I am
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A very large, very attractive policeman.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 7 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
I was too stunned by the sight of an enormous, handsome man in uniform (and also by my immense humiliation) to say anything while my wrist was latched into one half of a cuff. “Is this the creep you were talking about, ma’am?” The large policeman asked, addressing a woman who wa...
5 years ago 15 Likes 2,988 Views -
A very important one.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 6 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
Her kangaroo mask slipped off as she turned to shake me, and I saw her actual visage underneath. Sunken green eyes, a licentious grin, and unkempt brown hair framed a face I _knew_ I’d seen someplace before. Wait... This was that girl from the Karate dojo across from Pizza Galaxy...
5 years ago 13 Likes 3,050 Views -
Seth hides his dick, but not for very long…
by Onlysorta
Chapter 5 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
Once I finally got the sense to shield my cock from my coworkers’ intense ogling, I felt a gloved hand slap my ass hard enough to make it jiggle like low-calorie flan. The yelp I let out drew only more attention and laughter, and when I turned to find who spanked me, the only pos...
5 years ago 13 Likes 3,349 Views -
I only get more humiliated by that damned ‘kangaroo’.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 4 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
This perverted mugger was doubled over pointing and laughing at me while I cupped both hands tightly over my groin. The color on my face was reddening quickly while the other people in the park craned their necks to check out the guy in his underwear, distracting me from the thie...
5 years ago 17 Likes 4,256 Views -
I just wanted some takeout…
by Onlysorta
Chapter 3 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
It started out as a Saturday just like any other... I was walking some Chinese food up to my flat for lunch, but when I was grabbing out my keys to get inside the building, I heard a sound behind me. When I turned my head around at the noise, I saw a Kangaroo staring at me from f...
5 years ago 15 Likes 5,555 Views -
Seth Boyd (22, M)
by Onlysorta
Chapter 2 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
For college student Seth, it always began with something humiliating, unfortunate, or just plain unlucky. And it always ended with him naked, without a single piece of clothing on him, no matter what poor Seth tried to do about it. This story, regardless of which branch we follo...
5 years ago 12 Likes 8,226 Views -
You listen close, despite your nudity.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 12 in Women Want You Naked
“Prepare yourselves, ladies, even _I_ didn’t really believe this when I heard my sweet daughter say it Saturday...” Mary’s mother said conspiratorially, her voice low, and trailing along to build suspense. Yeah, you were glued in place near these hot housewives, nudity be damned....
5 years ago 28 Likes 2,458 Views -
Hiding from the local housewives.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 11 in Women Want You Naked
Both your cheeks glowing a bright shade of scarlet, you tore through the brush into the main treeline until you were completely disoriented, and by extension-- completely lost. And naked. With a raging boner. Man, today _sucked_. Still, you felt safer than when you were surroun...
5 years ago 29 Likes 2,575 Views -
You run for the hills (still buck naked).
by Onlysorta
Chapter 10 in Women Want You Naked
“Why is your cute ass all wet?” Popuri pondered with a joyful smirk as she snuck a gander at your perky behind. The feeling of her huge, pillowy boobs sent a continuing jolt of arousal through your naked body. It was mortifying to think you were about to get so hard you couldn't...
5 years ago 29 Likes 3,271 Views -
Madeline’s heart aches for her brother.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 4 in Relatively Short Stories
My heart sank as I watched through the monitors. I could see my brother—the light of my miserable little life—sobbing quietly as he sat down on his bed. It was like getting punched in the soul, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t reach through the screen and hold him. I co...
5 years ago 32 Likes 3,776 Views -
Madeline, professional incestuous creep.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 3 in Relatively Short Stories
I checked the clocks around my room for the first time today, and realized that Isaac would be coming home soon. Feeling a blush of excitement crawl up my face, knowing that I would finally catch him naked as soon as he settled into his room, I practically tore the pajama shorts...
5 years ago 25 Likes 4,567 Views -
Big Sister is Always Watching [Onlysorta]
by Onlysorta
Chapter 2 in Relatively Short Stories
The sun might’ve been shining outside my shaded window. It might’ve been a beautiful day outside. I’d be lying if I said I actually cared. Here I was, just a weirdly small woman typing away at her computer, living away from my parents at just 23 years of age. And it was partly f...
5 years ago 27 Likes 7,012 Views -
The girls fawn over your 'textbook' package.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 9 in Women Want You Naked
You, and all the hot bachelorettes inside the clearing were stunned into a tensely erotic silence as they watched your penis dangle free in front of their widened eyes. Still too mortified to move a single muscle as all the town’s girls gawked at your exposed package, you remaine...
5 years ago 31 Likes 3,244 Views -
The rancher girl, ogling your naked butt.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 8 in Women Want You Naked
Though your escape seemed certain just a second ago, at least one of these ladies now had your arm in their grasp. If you weren’t dripping wet and buck-ass-nude, it might not be so bad to have girls clambering over you, but that was _not_ the case today. These women had all seen...
5 years ago 34 Likes 3,532 Views -
Ann, the tomboyish innkeeper.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 7 in Women Want You Naked
From your seat butt-naked on the dirt path, you could see long orange hair tied snugly in a braid, and the trademark overalls of Ann, the local innkeeper... 's granddaughter. Unlike Mary or yourself, Ann wasn’t shy in the _slightest_, and quite the tomboy on top of being one of y...
5 years ago 35 Likes 3,714 Views -
Allen agrees to become her little mouse.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 8 in Allen's Adventures in Wonderland
The purring voice in Allen's ears was sweet like honey, but not exactly friendly. He heard her say that she might save him from this sexy torment, but only at the cost of his own freedom; that was the price the disembodied girl wanted, complete obedience in exchange for the boy’s...
5 years ago 23 Likes 5,265 Views -
The drive over is the best part.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 24 in The Smash Mansion
Marth pulls up at the front of the Mansion behind the wheel of a bubblegum pink car that definitely doesn’t belong to him. He flips down a pair of sunglasses that he probably also borrowed for the occasion, and says to Wilma, who’s been waiting outside the courtyard, “Get in lose...
5 years ago 8 Likes 586 Views -
You run away from the ogling librarian.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 6 in Women Want You Naked
When you fully realized that your naked penis was on display to your jaw-dropped, bespectacled crush, you, being the painfully bashful man you were, froze in humiliation. You straight up couldn’t believe that a girl caught you bathing in a river, let alone Mary. She was goggling...
5 years ago 30 Likes 3,820 Views -
Mary is already gawking at you.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 5 in Women Want You Naked
Having scrubbed all the sweat and soil off of your naked body, you stretched your aching arms and waded back onto the riverside. Able to open your eyes now that the soap was rinsed away, you found Mary sitting and staring right at you, in your birthday suit. To say your face went...
5 years ago 31 Likes 4,245 Views -
Naked in a beautiful mountain stream.
by Onlysorta
Chapter 4 in Women Want You Naked
The next day after that pulse-quickening encounter with your crush Mary, when you had finished with all your farm chores, you packed some bar soap, and wandered into the beautiful mountainside outside town. Covered in the sweat, dirt, and grime that you wanted gone, you hung you...
5 years ago 29 Likes 4,541 Views
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