Onlysorta
Really Really Experienced
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- Birthday:
- November 21
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- Earth
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play guitar, watch too much Jeopardy, and raise my rats to be big and strong.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Sci-fi and Fantasy, with a little fanfiction thrown in there sometimes… but mostly I just mean Discworld.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Please don' t make me choose
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Vagina, no wait, Pussy?
- I write erotica because
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Dirty books are fun, that's all there is to it.
– Tom Lehrer
- In conclusion, I am
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A very large, very attractive policeman. by Onlysorta
Chapter 7 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
I was too stunned by the sight of an enormous, handsome man in uniform (and also by my immense humiliation) to say anything while my wrist was latched into one half of a cuff. “Is this the creep you were talking about, ma’am?” The large policeman asked, addressing a woman who wa...
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A very important one. by Onlysorta
Chapter 6 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
Her kangaroo mask slipped off as she turned to shake me, and I saw her actual visage underneath. Sunken green eyes, a licentious grin, and unkempt brown hair framed a face I _knew_ I’d seen someplace before. Wait... This was that girl from the Karate dojo across from Pizza Galaxy...
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Seth hides his dick, but not for very long… by Onlysorta
Chapter 5 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
Once I finally got the sense to shield my cock from my coworkers’ intense ogling, I felt a gloved hand slap my ass hard enough to make it jiggle like low-calorie flan. The yelp I let out drew only more attention and laughter, and when I turned to find who spanked me, the only pos...
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I only get more humiliated by that damned ‘kangaroo’. by Onlysorta
Chapter 4 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
This perverted mugger was doubled over pointing and laughing at me while I cupped both hands tightly over my groin. The color on my face was reddening quickly while the other people in the park craned their necks to check out the guy in his underwear, distracting me from the thie...
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I just wanted some takeout… by Onlysorta
Chapter 3 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
It started out as a Saturday just like any other... I was walking some Chinese food up to my flat for lunch, but when I was grabbing out my keys to get inside the building, I heard a sound behind me. When I turned my head around at the noise, I saw a Kangaroo staring at me from f...
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Seth Boyd (22, M) by Onlysorta
Chapter 2 in Losing Everything ENF & ENM
For college student Seth, it always began with something humiliating, unfortunate, or just plain unlucky. And it always ended with him naked, without a single piece of clothing on him, no matter what poor Seth tried to do about it. This story, regardless of which branch we follo...
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You listen close, despite your nudity. by Onlysorta
Chapter 12 in Women Want You Naked
“Prepare yourselves, ladies, even _I_ didn’t really believe this when I heard my sweet daughter say it Saturday...” Mary’s mother said conspiratorially, her voice low, and trailing along to build suspense. Yeah, you were glued in place near these hot housewives, nudity be damned....
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Hiding from the local housewives. by Onlysorta
Chapter 11 in Women Want You Naked
Both your cheeks glowing a bright shade of scarlet, you tore through the brush into the main treeline until you were completely disoriented, and by extension-- completely lost. And naked. With a raging boner. Man, today _sucked_. Still, you felt safer than when you were surroun...
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You run for the hills (still buck naked). by Onlysorta
Chapter 10 in Women Want You Naked
“Why is your cute ass all wet?” Popuri pondered with a joyful smirk as she snuck a gander at your perky behind. The feeling of her huge, pillowy boobs sent a continuing jolt of arousal through your naked body. It was mortifying to think you were about to get so hard you couldn't...
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Madeline’s heart aches for her brother. by Onlysorta
Chapter 4 in Relatively Short Stories
My heart sank as I watched through the monitors. I could see my brother—the light of my miserable little life—sobbing quietly as he sat down on his bed. It was like getting punched in the soul, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t reach through the screen and hold him. I co...
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- 3,774 Views
