bluebat

Really Experienced

bluebat was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: Nomadic

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Program, photograph, exercise

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Classical Philosophy

My favorite word for "penis" is: Pink Torpedo

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Sausage Wallet

I write erotica because: The stories in my head haunt me ceaselessly distracting and disrupting my concentration. My only weapon to rid myself of their control, is to appease them with the satisfaction of being manifested into the physical world.

In conclusion, I am: a parasaurolophus