The Smash Mansion

The foyer of the Smash Mansion was rarely an empty place with all the contestants traveling between modes. Hardly a day went by where half the cast didn’t crash into each other. And it was surprisingly common to crash into a competitor who wasn’t wearing any clothes.

But busy as it was, that only meant rumors between the residents spread quickly. If anyone snuck off together, people would take notice— and a relationship couldn’t stay unknown for long when so many nosy characters lived close together.

But being found out rarely stopped love in the mansion, and even the oddest couples kept kissing, snuggling, accidentally streaking, dating, and boning when the news came out.

Candlelit dinners, trips to the theatre, getting tied up and fucked senseless, taking a cooking class together… these weren’t the kinds of things people just gave up on. Especially not heroes like Samus, Link, or Mario. Ask yourself honestly, would you give up a chance to get your head crushed between Bayonetta’s thighs?

I didn’t think so.

And it was frankly startling how many little romances flared up inside the mansion between the competitors. Although, anyone familiar with what went down in the Olympics’ dorms wouldn’t be shocked in the slightest. Too bad they so often wound up naked and embarrassed while they were at it.

With all that out of the way, the only question left was…