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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Read up on comics and watch the Mandalorian!
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Keep in shape!
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Lightsaber.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Thermal exhaust port.
- I write erotica because
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I find it a good way to exercise my mind, and hopefully develop my skills as a writer.
- In conclusion, I am
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Incredibilis.
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Khi, your little brother needs some attention.
by NoobLube
Chapter 10 in Mandalorian’s Ties
 [Artist is @NoHomoExpress on Twitter, check him out because his commissions are open.] You might have been some seven years apart, but your twenty year old brother was still impishly short. A clear cut difference between who got their father’...
5 years ago 357 Words 3 Likes 1,028 Views -
Head on back to your room.
by NoobLube
Chapter 11 in Mandalorian’s Ties
Your little brother takes you on a journey - swooping down to pick his helmet up and slipping it on first, then he takes off like a SoroSuub Speeder, whipping and weaving down a familiar path that has you turning your head at the nauseous smell of the odd fumes coming from some o...
5 years ago 409 Words 5 Likes 748 Views -
‘Olarom’, that helmet? You take a breath, and ask a loaded question. "Interesting helmet, who are you?”
by NoobLube
Chapter 6 in Mandalorian’s Ties
You speak with confidence, direct and straightforward. There is no hasty breath to reinforce your thoughts. But the woman seems stalwart, not thrown off guard but instead acknowledging of your observations. “Fear not, I did not interrogate any of your kin in search for understan...
5 years ago 296 Words 3 Likes 585 Views -
A blaster rifle, for it’s range and reliability.
by NoobLube
Chapter 3 in Mandalorian’s Ties
The A280 was becoming the staple rifle in Rebel skirmishes, and for good reason. Capable of dropping a Stormtrooper in two shots if you were taking your time, five in a rush. But plastoid doesn’t so much as hold a candle to the durasteel you wore around your chest as a hefty cuir...
5 years ago 177 Words 8 Likes 964 Views -
Introduction
by NoobLube
Chapter 1 in Mandalorian’s Ties
The diner was quiet ever since you walked in, the bar was manned by a Besalisk man who wore his gut out above the belt. His face showed signs of weariness and the sweat on his brow told you just how much crap he’d gone through in the day alone. Perhaps he’d been struggling for lo...
5 years ago 259 Words 8 Likes 3,476 Views -
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[Blaster Act One - Chapter One] The Mandalorian Covert
by NoobLube
Chapter 9 in Mandalorian’s Ties
There is a heavy stench in the air, the thick smell of fuel and a fire, and immediately you know you’re home when you see a rough engraving in the wall that reads ‘_Yaim_’. Home. With a big metal sheet in the way, you knock on it twice and soon are greeted with the sight of a pai...
5 years ago 291 Words 3 Likes 1,428 Views -
Take the job, and the data drive. It’s time for you to get to work.
by NoobLube
Chapter 8 in Mandalorian’s Ties
Finally, your hand which had been hovering over the drive. Squeezes the edges and lifts the thin device, it’s a rectangular object. Easily able to fit into a pocket yet it feels much heavier than it really is. “Anything else I should know?” You ask, slotting away the drive in a p...
5 years ago 394 Words 3 Likes 747 Views -
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“What’s the take?” After all, you can’t send someone to hunt down a deadly Sorceror without some kind of gain.
by NoobLube
Chapter 7 in Mandalorian’s Ties
She appears to have anticipated this entirely and beckons a trooper over with a camtono, of course it’s only what made sense, you don’t ask a hunter to bring you meat without paying for their time and effort. The soldier is far more professional than the nerf-herder you were met...
5 years ago 320 Words 2 Likes 931 Views -
Drink.
by NoobLube
Chapter 7 in Mandalorian’s Ties
Removing your helmet, you take the shot in your hand, and raise it equally at the woman. And without a toast, any particular statement or cue down the drink. It’s warm and mildly tickling your throat, at least until you gulp when your tongue reels back from the bitter sensation....
5 years ago 298 Words 2 Likes 446 Views -
“What’s the job?” You ask her, breaking the silence.
by NoobLube
Chapter 6 in Mandalorian’s Ties
“The job is simple, but it will not be so easy. First you will seek out the Jedi, and discover if he has any accomplices working alongside him. Take him captive if possible, and eliminate him if he proves too troublesome.” She turns the data drive around and slides it over to you...
5 years ago 186 Words 2 Likes 657 Views -
You respond with a nod, it was the prudent course of action.
by NoobLube
Chapter 5 in Mandalorian’s Ties
You meet her at the table, tilting your head in acknowledgement when you arrive. But before you finish that simple walk, you’ve already measured the light security in the room. The bartender, Human male working uncomfortably late hours and eye bags subtly hidden by makeup....
5 years ago 416 Words 6 Likes 884 Views -
You knew better than to start trouble - Blaster
by NoobLube
Chapter 4 in Mandalorian’s Ties
Meeting the trooper eye to eye was a rather simple task, only you had to tilt your head down to meet him. You had half a mind on calling him out to be the ‘big man’ he was trying to insert himself as, but starting trouble before knowing a job nor even its pay? It’s worse off for...
5 years ago 256 Words 5 Likes 940 Views -
[Prologue] Cast of Characters
by NoobLube
Chapter 2 in Mandalorian’s Ties
This is to orient the reader on the more or less short list of important characters in the prologue of this story. The Tribe: Mandalorian: You play as the oldest son of a political House back when Mandalore was still under Duchess Satine’s rule in a small tribe of seven, your l...
5 years ago 238 Words 6 Likes 956 Views -
Approach the Stormtrooper Escort.
by NoobLube
Chapter 2 in Mandalorian’s Ties
Your first steps towards the guards are slow and measured, appropriate for the current atmosphere. Especially since there is an a certain animosity between the Mandalorian people and the Galactic Empire, but it wouldn’t do to start blasting on a planet in the Inner Rim nevermind...
5 years ago 125 Words 6 Likes 1,256 Views -
Extended Author Notes/Changelog
by NoobLube
Chapter 2 in Ruined Order
Hey everyone, as y’all can see clear as day this is my first time using CHYOA for a choose your own adventure, and I’ve gotta say it’s layout is far better than any other thing I’ve used. It’s simpler and easier to handle. You might be wondering where exactly I’m planning to tak...
6 years ago 415 Words 0 Likes 587 Views -
No, your business with your Master often took you to the frontlines. (Jedi Knight)
by NoobLube
Chapter 3 in Ruined Order
Making friends wasn’t your specialty, not when battling at the frontline offence against the Separatist forces was where you and your Master found yourselves. With a practiced Soresu you sprinted at the enemy droid troopers, lightsaber moving on its own as your hands cut through...
6 years ago 511 Words 0 Likes 483 Views -
No, your business with your Master took you to the frontlines. (Jedi Knight)
by NoobLube
Chapter 3 in Ruined Order
Making friends wasn’t your specialty, not when battling at the frontline offence against the Separatist forces was where you and your Master found yourselves. With a practiced Soresu you sprinted at the enemy droid troopers, lightsaber moving on its own as your hands cut through...
6 years ago 511 Words 1 Likes 450 Views -
Introduction
by NoobLube
Chapter 1 in Ruined Order
_**Author’s Note: You’ll begin with a character creation system of sorts or so I hope as I am winging this at midnight, there is no smut planned for the first few bits of the story but rather after a timeskip. **_ _**All characters are above the age of 20+**_ _**Content Warning...
6 years ago 359 Words 6 Likes 3,497 Views
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