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Legitimate* Tactics
by Jerynboe
Chapter 105 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
“Leggoame ye git!” Nessa complied, gently tossing the goblin into the arena as far away from Caruban as she could manage. He waved his spear wildly, and managed to set it against the giant lion’s charge. Caruban, or Gil supposed it would be better to call it “the Caruban” since...
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WELCOME TO THE MUSCLEDOME
by Jerynboe
Chapter 104 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Gil’s team camped out overnight next to the Genesis tree and the portals, slowly tossing everything through the portal back to the skyblock. Gil was fairly sure that Snow would have an awful time sorting through everything and moving it all out of the way, but they didn’t really...
4 days ago 2,977 Words 1 Likes 48 Views -
Caruban
by Jerynboe
Chapter 103 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
The blade of Nessa’s spear swept across the field, low to the ground. The goblins in its path were cut in half if they were lucky. If they were unlucky, they were caught on a dull part of the spear and went flying with every bone in their disgusting little bodies shattered. She...
1 week ago 3,442 Words 2 Likes 64 Views -
Startup 93: Cross-Promotion
by Jerynboe
Chapter 172 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
My entire body resonated with the beast’s roar long before I saw it, and I saw it long before it arrived. The sea serpent was gargantuan, with huge dark eyes and a dangling teardrop lantern lure growing from its head that gave me the distinct impression that a train was hurtling...
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The goblin wars
by Jerynboe
Chapter 102 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
The Shinra soldiers stepped through the portals right after Gil, with two of them received glancing blows from hastily thrown javelins. Thankfully they had enough training that their response to the attack was immediate and aggressive. They sprayed bullets in the general directio...
1 week ago 1,552 Words 2 Likes 67 Views -
Dungeons and Dames
by Jerynboe
Chapter 101 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Given how much time had been eaten up by Rose’s failed bet, Gil didn’t waste any more by shopping around. He’d hired Gary for one purpose and one purpose alone: to know things Gil wasn’t allowed to. In this case, that meant letting him pick out one of the tier 2s in the hope that...
2 weeks ago 2,553 Words 2 Likes 71 Views -
Startup 92: Security
by Jerynboe
Chapter 171 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Sunlight streamed through the everpresent clouds, creating a spotlight upon Alice. The short half elf, face twisted into a sneer, looked down her nose at “Captain Laurent.” Hot blood had splashed onto Sosima’s hand from the first wound she’d bestowed, and she could taste the memo...
2 weeks ago 3,338 Words 2 Likes 60 Views -
Dorkness Rising
by Jerynboe
Chapter 100 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
“So… Gary.” Gil said, “I’m glad to tell you that you’re the front runner. With that said, you still need to prove yourself. I want a little more detail. You’ll need to tell my assistant here, but that shouldn’t be a problem, right?” Gil and Rose had spent more than an hour porin...
2 weeks ago 1,771 Words 4 Likes 79 Views -
The Waifu Corollary
by Jerynboe
Chapter 99 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
The ripple concluded as Gil put his hand on the new tester’s shoulder, resolving into an entirely new face. One darker in complexion than that of the pale woman he’d seen only a few tests ago, and quite lovely in her own right. He could guess from the outfit he’d seen her in that...
2 weeks ago 2,038 Words 4 Likes 100 Views -
The Waifu Paradox
by Jerynboe
Chapter 98 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Gil was waiting outside of the ancient black stone ziggurat when Rose arrived, nodding and making small talk with a few random passers by, which he extricated himself from the moment he saw Rose. “I checked the records rooms for T1s.” He said, “No proper waifugeddons, unfortunat...
3 weeks ago 1,293 Words 2 Likes 88 Views -
Startup 91: Crunch Time II
by Jerynboe
Chapter 170 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
I could hear the shriek of the thunderbird over the wind, backed by a constant rumble of thunder. Lightning trailed behind it, arcing from its feathers to every cloud in a rippling wave that left dark trails upon my sensitive eyes. Time stood still, I heard the clatter of dice ro...
3 weeks ago 3,491 Words 2 Likes 55 Views -
Price check
by Jerynboe
Chapter 97 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
“Yeah man, I don’t think that necklace is gonna sell here. Weird ass design.” Tony said, chuckling. “I’ll take the deer skins if you don’t want em, though. Toss in some pickles and we might be able to make this work.” “Feeling awfully generous today, are we?” Sally asked. “What...
3 weeks ago 1,771 Words 3 Likes 61 Views -
How Bazaar (Spanish Guitar Plays)
by Jerynboe
Chapter 96 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Gil pocketed the goggles and didn’t give them another thought. Technically the mission wouldn’t be complete until he got home, and they had a lot of work to do. Gil’s Platinum Card only gave him one hour and one point of store credit per ten real credits spent in his own shop. He...
3 weeks ago 2,117 Words 3 Likes 65 Views -
Resource allocation
by Jerynboe
Chapter 95 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Candress’s deal with Squealer was, unfortunately, a lot more complicated than it sounded. Candress was to avoid touching Skidmark in an open ended manner, though thankfully intent was properly conveyed. The pact wouldn’t be rendered null if she handed him a snickers bar while wor...
1 month ago 1,871 Words 3 Likes 73 Views -
Startup 90: Crunch Time
by Jerynboe
Chapter 169 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Lamashan 14 The Hippocampus cut through the waters of the Queen’s Procession like a shark seeking prey. Deep beneath the deck, the engine boomed with a staccato rhythm, propelling the ship with arcane . To either side, hundreds of dead eyes glared down upon Sosima, accusing...
1 month ago 3,213 Words 2 Likes 56 Views -
Echoes in Brockton
by Jerynboe
Chapter 94 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Zena’s check in was substantially less troublesome, but more frustrating. She’d spent nearly the last full week wandering in the wilderness north of Mt. Rikuroa looking for Noa, putting the world saving quest completely on the back burner. That was certainly unfortunate, especial...
1 month ago 3,217 Words 3 Likes 84 Views -
Wandering Souls
by Jerynboe
Chapter 93 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
As usually happened, Gil and the girls settled into life on the skyblock again without much difficulty. Nessa, as it turned out, practiced yoga and had a playbook of exercises and martial arts katas a mile long. If she wasn’t invited to something else, she could entertain herself...
1 month ago 2,781 Words 3 Likes 70 Views -
Gone from Brockton
by Jerynboe
Chapter 92 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Gil didn’t bother immediately swapping into Charlotte again. He didn’t have another capture method lined up, so what was the point? Let the Dallon family stew in that foolish decision, eh? Brockton Bay was a distinct hot zone, with a ton of dangerous individuals and multiple fac...
1 month ago 3,281 Words 4 Likes 75 Views -
Net Access
by Jerynboe
Chapter 91 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
“Just put on the handcuffs, Menja.” Victor said, “We don’t want to hurt you, but right now we have a master-stranger situation. Until we know exactly what’s going on, we have to keep you locked down. We can talk to Hookwolf when we link up, ok?” These were the first words Snow h...
1 month ago 2,424 Words 5 Likes 72 Views -
Startup 89: Briefing
by Jerynboe
Chapter 168 in The Waifu Catalog- Beta Testers
Lamashan 13 In my defense, Flare was a more or less ideal first bardic cantrip for a wide variety of reasons. I had chosen whistling as my style of bardic magic, since it’s extremely simple compared to singing and I didn’t intend to carry my keyboard into battle. However, that s...
1 month ago 3,591 Words 3 Likes 55 Views
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