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Bold moves by a friend
by Icantwrite
Chapter 24 in Harem Hotel
Jesse looked at Jessica and decided to share a thought they had both expressed multiple times after becoming two separate people. “How does this work?” Silence filled the air. Jessica responded after thinking about her day. “For starters, I find it hard to think of myself in he/...
3 days ago 2,258 Words 2 Likes 58 Views -
Nighttime rituals
by Icantwrite
Chapter 25 in Harem Hotel
William returned to the tent after considering buying the gym for another 20 minutes. He had spotted Becky near a fire close to the sanitary building but didn't want to approach her, fearing an ambush by Missy. The tent was empty. Heather hadn't returned yet. There was no sign s...
3 days ago 1,555 Words 2 Likes 56 Views -
Points without effort? Points due to lack of control!
by Icantwrite
Chapter 21 in Harem Hotel
Ryan was looking over the options in the store. Making the tent larger was only 5BP, and whilst it wouldn’t help the Jessies permanently, it would help for this round. On top of that, there was a tiny bit of extra space for Ryan to occupy should he be sorted in with other contest...
4 days ago 2,851 Words 2 Likes 76 Views -
Day 0: A panic atack and hugs.
by Icantwrite
Chapter 17 in Harem Hotel
William seemingly dragged Missy along on an invisible leash. His pace was just a bit swifter than she could comfortably follow along. As he slowed, she pulled out the phone from the backpack and started texting. {chat:right} Can you or Heather let me speak again and let me acco...
4 days ago 1,621 Words 2 Likes 75 Views -
Day 0: A boy and his fire elemental
by Icantwrite
Chapter 14 in Harem Hotel
Chris was the first to react to the elf leaving and headed to the bags. “Let’s check the bags and then pitch the tents” Looking into the bag, he found a knife, a hammer, an axe, hempen rope, a flask filled with water, a smartphone, and a flint and steel. “At least they prepared a...
4 days ago 1,332 Words 2 Likes 113 Views -
The Rules of our camping experience.
by Icantwrite
Chapter 9 in Harem Hotel
“Well, I will start by explaining the structure of our game show. All of our contestants -those sitting in the camping chairs- will be competing for your place in the Master's harem. There are two possible outcomes. First, you score 100 victory points or VP. You retain your free...
4 days ago 2,047 Words 5 Likes 156 Views -
Transformations before the first round
by Icantwrite
Chapter 10 in Harem Hotel
**Author's note:** Sorry, the native poll will only return the top result based on feedback. Please fill in the Strawpolls. Updated to now include the descriptions outside of the polls - - - - - - “Hello, ladies, gentlemen, gentlewomen, lads, lassos and anything in between. I h...
4 days ago 3,720 Words 4 Likes 397 Views -
Tools to tame a monster
by Icantwrite
Chapter 23 in Harem Hotel
Ryan looked at Chris’s message. Missy had always been pushy, but this was a lot… She had never crossed boundaries like this, but she had never respected Chris’s to begin with. It used to be small things that pushed him out of his comfort zone; this, however, was on a different le...
6 days ago 2,092 Words 2 Likes 85 Views -
Waking up after having lived a different life.
by Icantwrite
Chapter 22 in Harem Hotel
Jessica was the first to wake up in Chris’s bed in a cabin. *Where am I?* She could hear voices from the other room. *Chris and someone else who was that again? Missy? His ex?* She snuck up to the door as she had done in her dream. She heard them speak. “Do you still love me?” M...
6 days ago 2,476 Words 3 Likes 76 Views -
Day 0: Reprocussions of open ended commands
by Icantwrite
Chapter 20 in Harem Hotel
Becky, Heather and Missy walked to the place where they had originally sat down in the camping chairs and found one bag with a tent left in it. Heather and William’s tent had been pitched on the top of a hill, while Ryan and the Jessies’ tent was next to Chris's Cabin with a dece...
1 week ago 2,445 Words 1 Likes 83 Views -
Camping Day 0: 'A life lived differently'
by Icantwrite
Chapter 19 in Harem Hotel
William was sitting alone with the goblin in the canteen and had gotten his extra 5BP for setting up the tent. However, the other tasks on the board seemed a lot harder. He didn’t know where anything was, and the stuff for it cost him BP. There was no gym to do the workout in. Bo...
1 week ago 2,275 Words 2 Likes 77 Views -
Camping Day 0: Considering the options.
by Icantwrite
Chapter 18 in Harem Hotel
After Chris had sobered up, he came to his bed. Ryan and the Jessies were playing cards in the living room. “You guys could have gone to the canteen without me, or did you guys hope for a kiss from me?” “Yes, of course, master, that is what is most important to us. No, dumbass,...
1 week ago 1,881 Words 2 Likes 74 Views -
Day 0: Cooking lunch and Gossip
by Icantwrite
Chapter 16 in Harem Hotel
**Author’s note:** text in square brackets is in primordial, the language of elementals, though the sound might be different, the understanding is the same. I will use this going forward to differentiate the two languages better when spoken. - - - - - - “Sure, let’s check out m...
2 weeks ago 1,788 Words 2 Likes 73 Views -
Camping Day 0: The Girls Who Split Off
by Icantwrite
Chapter 15 in Harem Hotel
Not wanting to hear the lecture Mr Philips was sure to give, Heather snuck off past the bags. No one stopped her. She didn’t need to pitch her tent; the rest would take care of that, or at least William would out of self-interest. She headed to the canteen to check the board. -...
2 weeks ago 1,554 Words 2 Likes 93 Views -
Transformation Results pre round 1: Part 3 Beth, Missy, Jessie and polls
by Icantwrite
Chapter 13 in Harem Hotel
“Becky’s transformations were just as much a nail-biter as Williams. From the bean-counting rock, we know that both races were tight. Both the integrated, which he got recent info on, and the external poll. Interesting difference, folks, ‘Piggy needs..’ has one more vote in the e...
3 weeks ago 2,285 Words 3 Likes 205 Views -
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Transformation Results pre round 1: Part 2 Heather, Ryan, William
by Icantwrite
Chapter 12 in Harem Hotel
“Next up, we have our resident real estate developer. Master is lucky, you got the one he actually wanted, ‘Plumage makes the bird’, in both of our polls. However, our runner-up is ‘Who is the boss’. Better luck next week. So that will mean provocative outfits for the rest of you...
3 weeks ago 1,790 Words 4 Likes 164 Views -
Transformation Results pre round 1: Part 1 Sollutions and Master
by Icantwrite
Chapter 11 in Harem Hotel
Syl walked up to the cast who had been frozen since the last time and looked at the camera. “Hello, ladies, gentlemen, gentlewomen, lads, lassos and anything in between. As you may have noticed, we had to re-edit last week's episode to fix polling issues. Still, a significant por...
3 weeks ago 1,507 Words 4 Likes 198 Views -
Behind-the-scenes: : Polling issues
by Icantwrite
Chapter 11 in Harem Hotel
Syl pulled out a phone and read a message in panic. {chat Producer} Hey, those polls aren’t working properly. Get it fixed ASAP. {endchat} She froze time and shouted angrily. “Albert!!!! The polls are broken.” As she waited for the male gnome to show up, she started to look f...
4 weeks ago 1,493 Words 5 Likes 146 Views -
Childhood Crush, who was sent to a military academy.
by Icantwrite
Chapter 8 in Harem Hotel
Jessie rose from their slumber. They walked over to a dresser, grabbed a binder, and compressed their small chest to make it non-existent. Jessie got dressed in a shirt, a black leather jacket with shoulder pads and loose trousers. Their outfit, with the huge muscles from keeping...
1 month ago 2,021 Words 2 Likes 137 Views
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