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Do a good deed at the bench press (gay)
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 6 in Sexual Privilege
You head over into the free-weights area, following your smell of sweat and sound of grunting to a handsome guy stretched out on the bench press. He's working out alone in a tight white undershirt that clings wetly to his hairy chest. He isn't some cut bodybuilder; his physique i...
3 months ago 282 Words 10 Likes 261 Views -
Eric's favorite vtuber
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 12 in Wanna Bet?
"How should I know what guys are into?" Janie huffs as she scrolls through the streaming options. She eventually lands on Eric's YouTube profile, and pulls up some gooner game let's play with a big tiddy anime babe bouncing around in the corner. "Here, Eric watches this girl all...
3 months ago 629 Words 23 Likes 3,489 Views -
It's a gradual process
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 4 in The “Anything” Promise
The next morning, you wake up alone in a bed. Last night almost feels like a dream, but the stink of stale sweat and cum in the bedsheets proves otherwise. You roll out of bed and stumble, still naked, into the bathroom across the hall. Your half-asleep brain expects the room to...
3 months ago 388 Words 8 Likes 1,143 Views -
No homo... right?
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 11 in Wanna Bet?
The episode seems to drag on, and Eric keeps glancing at the stairs nervously to look for Janie. The lady with the bowls has just reached the appraiser when she comes down wearing a tank top and yoga pants, her hair slightly damp from the shower. "Well, carnival glass can range...
3 months ago 411 Words 46 Likes 5,596 Views -
A little discussion
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 3 in The “Anything” Promise
"Okay..." Carrie nods, thoughtfully. "I've always been kinda curious about muskplay, but it's usually about the guy's sweat. This'll be fun!" You blink, a little surprised at how casually she accepted these unusual terms. "You're sure? You always said showers were your favorite...
3 months ago 283 Words 3 Likes 1,477 Views -
The usual
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 10 in Wanna Bet?
Jake nods and leaves the room, careful not to touch last night's cumrag as he closes the door behind him. He stops by the bathroom for a quick piss, lazily brushing his hair with his hands before heading downstairs. He reaches the kitchen just as Eric pulls the first frozen brea...
3 months ago 426 Words 54 Likes 5,570 Views -
She takes it well
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 9 in Wanna Bet?
Jake freezes in fear, expecting Janie to freak out and chase him out of the house. He's tempted to pull away from her, but at this point she'd probably notice and think he's been doing something worse than he actually has. Janie wiggles gently against Jake's body, filling her lu...
3 months ago 404 Words 73 Likes 6,422 Views -
VERY Good
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 8 in Wanna Bet?
Jake wakes up slowly. The first thing he's aware of is the smell. That sweet, feminine smell is confusing but comforting, and it takes a moment for his groggy, sleep-fuzzed brain to remember where he is. When he figures it out, though, he unashamedly breathes it in deep, filling...
3 months ago 392 Words 57 Likes 6,362 Views -
She is not
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 7 in Wanna Bet?
Jake gasps as Janie's eyes dart toward him, and he needs a moment to steady himself as the smell of *her* that fills the room floods his lungs. "What now?" she grumbles, moving awkwardly under her blanket in a way that almost looks like she's pulling her hand out from between he...
3 months ago 431 Words 79 Likes 6,717 Views -
Jake hates sleeping on the floor
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 6 in Wanna Bet?
When he gets back to Eric's room, his friend is very clearly getting ready for bed. "I'm worn out, man," he yawns, pulling back his covers. "And we've got the place to ourselves all weekend. Let's just get some sleep, and we can game more tomorrow." "I guess I'm supposed to sle...
3 months ago 376 Words 65 Likes 6,600 Views -
The natural thing
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 5 in Wanna Bet?
Jake was a little too confused by the panties thing to even be turned on by it, but seeing the naked body of this woman he spent most of his puberty obsessed with--in pictures taken specifically for him, no less--has his cock throbbing almost immediately. He hurries off to the ba...
3 months ago 341 Words 63 Likes 6,930 Views -
Nude, obviously
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 4 in Wanna Bet?
"Nudes, duh," Jake laughs, trying to play it casual. "She posts bikini shots all over Instagram. I jerk it to those all the time." Eric slaps his arm, "Dude, I do not need to know that! But okay, if you beat me next time I'll get her to send you some nudes. But if I win, I want...
3 months ago 470 Words 87 Likes 7,995 Views -
Just play it cool
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 3 in Wanna Bet?
Jake sat there stunned for a while, staring down at the soft blue cotton in his hand. The fabric was still warm, so he couldn't help thinking of where these panties had just been, what they had just touched. "You gonna jerk off with those, or can we play another game?" Eric aske...
3 months ago 288 Words 71 Likes 9,051 Views -
Jake, Recent High School Graduate
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 2 in Wanna Bet?
"You're fucking kidding me!" "Dude, keep your voice down; my sister's sleeping in the next room." "Whatever..." For old times' sake, Jake had agreed to spend one last weekend at his best friend's house during the summer after senior year. They hadn't had a sleepover in years--...
3 months ago 570 Words 83 Likes 10,951 Views -
The bakery, to fill something else
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 13 in Sexual Privilege
You wander the store for a while, adjusting to the feeling of a thong in your ass and just people watching. You stop anyone hot enough who's wearing a dress and demand their panties for your collection, and the sight of random women reaching under their skirts to undress for you...
8 months ago 406 Words 22 Likes 1,526 Views -
Don't worry about it.
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 4 in Sexual Privilege
You're still at a half-chub from that lesbian softcore show on the bus when you reach your apartment building, your dick chaffing against the fly of your work khakis and only further souring your mood. You try to stop by the mailboxes before heading upstairs, but two of your nei...
8 months ago 695 Words 21 Likes 2,081 Views -
Fulfilling a quick fantasy
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 12 in Sexual Privilege
She took you to the women's section, probably on instinct, so you can't help ogling the mannequins as you pass. Their slender, curved forms have always been tempting, and you suddenly realize that with this new whatever-it-is you can finally grope them like you've always dreamed....
9 months ago 470 Words 23 Likes 1,591 Views -
Start in the produce section
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 11 in Sexual Privilege
The rush of air conditioned wind as you enter the store is extra intense when you feel it across your whole naked body, and you're almost embarrassed by the way your dick and balls shrivel from the cold before you remember that your dick and balls are out in the middle of a crowe...
9 months ago 504 Words 19 Likes 1,629 Views -
The Big Blue Department Store
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 10 in Sexual Privilege
You take a big sniff of her fairly musky panties to work up the courage to step out of the car completely naked. The rough sidewalk concrete feels strangely warm under your bare feet, and the outside air is cold on your -covered crotch. A few people do glance at you as the...
11 months ago 526 Words 21 Likes 2,953 Views -
Might as well, right?
by GrandoArdens
Chapter 9 in Sexual Privilege
As this random stranger drives off to... wherever she's going... with you pantsless in her backseat, you decide to shut your brain off again and just accept whatever fever dream this is. You start wiggling your ass around the bench seat, sliding from one end of the car to the oth...
1 year ago 685 Words 32 Likes 3,149 Views
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