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An OnlyFans Account
by Goonbot59
Chapter 5 in The Job Interview
Brad keeps his eyes on the resume entry for @eatouthailey. His pen still hovers above the paper. You swallow hard. Your mind feels sluggish now, but you remember how this used to work. A little humor. A quick deflection. Something to lighten the mood before things get worse. Y...
7 months ago 808 Words 25 Likes 1,613 Views -
Working Holiday Visa
by Goonbot59
Chapter 4 in The Job Interview
Brad caps the red pen with a soft click and slides the resume back toward the center of the desk so you can see what he has written. In place of "U.S. Citizen," the neat block letters now read: "Working Holiday Visa (1-year)." The ripple hits harder this time. Reality fo...
8 months ago 713 Words 19 Likes 1,928 Views -
ESOL
by Goonbot59
Chapter 3 in The Job Interview
He draws a single clean line through "Native" next to English and writes "ESOL" in block letters. The shift is immediate and disorienting. Brad sets the red pen down for a moment and studies you across the desk. Your tongue feels thick, your thoughts a little slower than they w...
8 months ago 434 Words 16 Likes 1,987 Views -
Hailey Nguyen, Marketing Coordinator at Hooters
by Goonbot59
Chapter 2 in The Job Interview
You are Hailey Nguyen, twenty-three years old, fresh out of college with a Bachelor of Business Administration from UC Berkeley, Majoring in Marketing. You graduated last spring, full of plans for a career in digital campaigns, brand strategy, maybe even influencer partnerships....
8 months ago 572 Words 20 Likes 2,454 Views -
Introduction
by Goonbot59
Chapter 1 in The Job Interview
You have always known that job interviews can be brutal. The polite smiles that hide judgment. The questions designed to trip you up. The way one wrong answer can end your chances before you even finish your sentence. But what if the interview itself could do far worse than reje...
8 months ago 491 Words 11 Likes 4,894 Views -
Change your best friend
by Goonbot59
Chapter 2 in Reality remote.
The remote felt heavy in Harry’s hand, a solid block of potential carved from black acrylic and studded with tiny, glowing LEDs. A single, red power button pulsed like a heartbeat. On his laptop screen, lines of code scrolled past, the final synchronisation complete. The ‘Reality...
11 months ago 769 Words 20 Likes 1,459 Views -
A Family
by Goonbot59
Chapter 5 in Items of Power
The tension at Table Six was so thick it could have been sliced and served as the evening's special. Lena, a Chinese mother in her late forties, her face etched with the weariness of grief and new beginnings, sat beside her new husband Mark, a plain, well-meaning white man who wo...
1 year ago 2,560 Words 20 Likes 2,210 Views -
Time to get to work!
by Goonbot59
Chapter 4 in Items of Power
The kitchen heat hit Mei like a wall as she pushed through the swinging doors of the Golden Dragon. Steam billowed from bamboo baskets, and the sizzle of woks filled the air with the scent of ginger and garlic. Mr. Chen stood by the pass, his apron stained with soy sauce as he sh...
1 year ago 238 Words 16 Likes 2,218 Views -
Mei, a Yum Cha worker
by Goonbot59
Chapter 3 in Items of Power
Mei’s phone buzzed against her thigh just as she ducked under a dripping air conditioner unit. The text glowed on her screen: “_We’re out of fortune cookies. Pick some up on your way in. I’ll reimburse you._ – Mr. Chen” She groaned, wiping sweat from her brow. The Golden Dragon...
1 year ago 437 Words 11 Likes 2,463 Views -
(Mis)Fortune Cookies
by Goonbot59
Chapter 2 in Items of Power
The dusty shop smelled of old paper and cinnamon, tucked between a boarded-up laundromat and a payday loan place that never seemed to open. On the top shelf of a forgotten display case, behind a cracked glass door, sat a red cardboard box faded to the colour of dried blood. The l...
1 year ago 198 Words 21 Likes 4,131 Views -
Metamorphosis
by Goonbot59
Chapter 5 in Snowball Bimbo Stories
Emily stared at her hands under the bathroom's fluorescent lights. The pink substance had almost completely vanished from her skin, absorbed with unsettling efficiency. She rubbed her fingertips together, feeling no residue, just an odd warmth radiating from her pores. "That can...
1 year ago 862 Words 9 Likes 788 Views -
Young, hot, successful and carefree
by Goonbot59
Chapter 5 in Make a Wish
The world came back in flashes of pink neon and the scent of vanilla body spray. Amanda blinked, her new eyelashes, thick, synthetic, impossibly long, brushing against her cheekbones with each flutter. Something was wrong. The air felt thicker, her thoughts moving through syru...
1 year ago 908 Words 11 Likes 801 Views -
Relaxing in paradise
by Goonbot59
Chapter 4 in Make a Wish
The scent of saltwater filled her nose. Sunlight warmed her bare shoulders. And the voice that purred, "Another margarita, Ms. Reimer?" didn’t belong to any overworked assistant. It belonged to a shirtless bartender with abs that looked carved from marble. Amanda grinned. _Now...
1 year ago 400 Words 12 Likes 718 Views -
She gets what she wished for
by Goonbot59
Chapter 3 in Make a Wish
The first thing Amanda noticed was the silence. No hum of fluorescent lights. Just the quiet whir of a premium air conditioning system and the distant murmur of the city through floor-to-ceiling windows. She blinked, her hands braced against polished mahogany instead of her...
1 year ago 437 Words 13 Likes 792 Views -
Amanda (23 College Grad), To be a successful businesswomen, An ancient talisman
by Goonbot59
Chapter 2 in Make a Wish
The Sunday flea market buzzed with the chatter of bargain hunters and the occasional squawk of gulls overhead. Amanda ran her fingers along a rack of vintage dresses, the floral patterns faded from decades of wear. She needed something - _anything_ - to spruce up her tired work w...
1 year ago 450 Words 11 Likes 946 Views -
Futureproofing the wishes
by Goonbot59
Chapter 5 in Items of Power
Jack's fingers twitched against his phone as the reality of his situation sank in. Three wishes seemed like infinite power until you actually used one, now down to two. He frantically scrolled through the GenieUs FAQ, his stomach dropping when he found the pricing section. "Dynam...
1 year ago 562 Words 24 Likes 1,701 Views -
Give Veronica what she wants
by Goonbot59
Chapter 4 in Items of Power
Jack decides why not give Veronica's idea a try since he couldn't think of anything better and starts typing into the "**Make Your Wish**" text field: "I wish that Veronica Komarova was 10 years younger." He hit enter and his phone screen lit up a blinding flash. The flash bur...
1 year ago 587 Words 18 Likes 1,892 Views -
Jack, a regular 22 year old
by Goonbot59
Chapter 3 in Items of Power
The café hummed with the low chatter of early morning stragglers, people who either hadn’t slept enough or slept too much, their faces half-lit by phone screens or hidden behind steaming cups. The smell of burnt espresso and sugary syrup hung in the air, thick enough to taste....
1 year ago 785 Words 13 Likes 2,128 Views -
A Bubbly Busty Bimbo Barista
by Goonbot59
Chapter 12 in Stereotype gun tales
The light faded, and where Jess the judgmental barista had once stood now swayed a bubbly Asian bombshell, her blue hair now styled in soft waves instead of an edgy undercut. The flannel and tattoos were gone, replaced by nothing but a green barista apron tied loosely around her...
1 year ago 345 Words 42 Likes 4,077 Views -
Coffee first.
by Goonbot59
Chapter 11 in Stereotype gun tales
Eric let out a tired yawn, he'd been up till the early hours of the morning getting sucked and fucked by Lauren which had been draining, plus the early start to the day, with a potentially big day ahead Eric realises there's only one thing that can help him, **coffee**. He heads...
1 year ago 343 Words 40 Likes 4,365 Views
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