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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Spit on people. Wait, nevermind that's what Llama's do, is it too late to change animals? Llamallama sounds much better.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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16 ways to raise a goat.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Big Milker.
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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I honestly can not think of anything goat related
- I write erotica because
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My Dad kicked me out of tha attic.
- In conclusion, I am
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A Llama disguised as a goat.
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Chapter 20 in Naruto: Reality Relic
Before his thoughts could completely roam away from Sakura, Naruto wrote **'Sakura always wears a dog collar with the name tag 'stuck-up bitch,' on it. She must carry things like a bitch would with her mouth.'** "Alright," Naruto clapped the book together and sighed as his eyes...
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As If
by Goatgoat
Chapter 8 in Naruto: Reality Relic
Sakura had trouble opening the door walking near the floor like a dog, but she was a bitch, so being on all floors was simply standard for her. Luckily she's a bitch with two other bitches tied to her ass, so Ino was able to open the door for her. Tenten wouldn't have done anythi...
5 years ago 1,924 Words 40 Likes 5,650 Views -
I don't know what to name this fucking chapter.
by Goatgoat
Chapter 33 in Normality
**_____-Part 2-_____** I deserve this. Yes, I deserve this. Hawkgirl, presenting her potent posterior in a provocative position. Her wide rump shifted this way and that as she shimmed the tight spandex bottom down her bottom. "Ahh yes," I inadvertently sighed the moment her c...
7 years ago 2,884 Words 41 Likes 5,244 Views -
Fuck It - Kinda
by Goatgoat
Chapter 16 in Normality
"Are you being serious?" "Forgive me but I am typically not one to joke. Particularly with the student division" Ms. Braddock said with her rich accent adding an unneeded amount of flair to her words. "I do like to keep thing professional? Thank you." "But that's the thing! Don...
7 years ago 3,849 Words 92 Likes 11,731 Views -
The End of A Chapter - And Some Shit Happens Too.
by Goatgoat
Chapter 32 in Normality
____-Earlier -____ Zatanna stepped into the elevator and began the long descent to the bottommost level. A low hum echoing throughout the small room's interior; drowned out by the soothing elevator music. As she was brought lower and lower, her mind raced through possibilities o...
7 years ago 8,940 Words 51 Likes 4,856 Views
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