Gfoxx2

Magic is Real. And Horny. And Also Stupid.

A gift given to those with the worst luck. The Affection Multiplier raises the rate at which people grow fond of you. These are the stories of people whose lives changed thanks to this magical gift.

Through the (obscenely thinly-sketched) machinations of what can only be called a magical job application, you find yourself transported through space and time to an egregiously sexual fantasy realm. into the role and form of one of several noble suitors, you find yourself literally (figuratively) balls-deep in the struggle for the hand of the kingdom's fair princess. Will you find the will to overcome the absurdly high-concept insanity of it all to win the princess's...heart? Let's say heart. It's like A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, but poorly written and with substantially more fucking.