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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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make inappropriate references about 90's cartoons.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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out of date engineering manuals.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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wangstrocity
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Alimony land
- I write erotica because
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stories need more sex.
- In conclusion, I am
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just a guy who likes his stories to have sex in them.
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Possibilities Emerge
by DakotaDave
Chapter 132 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
\[Goddess’s Gift of Mastery\] was an amazing skill, and Darx had used it to gain an incredibly powerful rare ability, \[Harmonic Drain\]. The ability to steal a skill from anyone was ridiculous enough, but that wasn’t all the Goddess’s gift offered him. He could also copy abiliti...
6 days ago 3,314 Words 9 Likes 185 Views -
The Bad Guy.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 21 in Controlling Maisie
You watch and wait while Claire and Holly play Skee-Ball. You join in when they play a game of Laser Tag. Claire wins the game with no strategy at all, she just runs around shooting everyone. She has good aim and she’s cute enough that other people don’t shoot her first. Her smil...
1 week ago 2,076 Words 6 Likes 365 Views -
Stronger magics
by DakotaDave
Chapter 131 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Darx awoke before the sun rose. Neku asleep on one side of him, Wendy on the other. He didn’t even remember going to bed. The last thing he remembered was Neku talking about. . . Well, Neku talking about something he didn’t want to think too much about right now. There was so mu...
1 month ago 3,749 Words 9 Likes 282 Views -
It has to be you.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 20 in Controlling Maisie
“Fuck! Oh, Babe, yes.” Maisie cries. “Right there. Right. Fucking. There.” You thrust into her, hold inside her as she rides out another orgasm. “Oh, shit, Babe. What’s gotten into you tonight?” Maisie asks when she comes down enough to form the sentence. No way are you tellin...
1 month ago 2,887 Words 13 Likes 502 Views -
The Heir of Zrephia
by DakotaDave
Chapter 129 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Arriving back at the church, Darx headed to the library. No one stopped him or questioned him. The guards saluted with the simple fist over the heart that he had seen them use for Deacons and Priests. Darx held no position of authority in the church, and yet they treated him like...
1 month ago 3,586 Words 7 Likes 352 Views -
Nine Years later. . .
by DakotaDave
Chapter 6 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
Your wife kisses you as she climbs off of you. “Thanks, honey. I needed that. I need a shower then we have to get to the theater, it’s our big night after all.” You hear the shower turn on and sigh. You can’t count how many actresses and directors you’ve sabotaged for your wife,...
1 month ago 550 Words 3 Likes 56 Views -
Believe in the power of love.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 5 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
This woman, she’s nothing like the other women you’ve courted. You enjoyed their screams, of course, but this one was different. She appreciated your creations, she seemed excited to be here. You shake your head at James. He turns back and disposes of the tiny capsule, then re...
1 month ago 828 Words 3 Likes 54 Views -
Three months later.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 6 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
“You did it!” She yells, then hugs you, her perfect breasts pressed into your face as she kisses your forehead. “Oh thank you, darling!” Her gratitude would be enough, her smile, knowing you had made her happy, it was what made your life worth living. Her breasts, her body press...
1 month ago 1,014 Words 3 Likes 56 Views -
You choose romance.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 5 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
In a moment of optimism, you throw the instant dissolve affection multiplying pill in the garbage disposal, press the button and hear the sizzle of the lasers atomizing it. You take a deep breath, a real challenge, one worthy of your intellect. You will seduce this female, she i...
1 month ago 820 Words 3 Likes 56 Views -
Use the potion.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 5 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
You walk into the dining room and see your true love sitting before you. Her dress isn’t as nice as it was before the flight here, and all the crying has fully ruined her makeup, but she’s still not bad to look at. You hand her the Champaign and get down on one knee. “My lady,”...
1 month ago 893 Words 3 Likes 47 Views -
The runner-up, the brunette
by DakotaDave
Chapter 4 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
You intend to grab your true love, the winner, and carry her off for a romantic getaway in your mountain hideout. But something feels off. At the last second you pivot and throw the gas mask in the face of the brunette, the robotic arm shoots out of your jetpack in response and w...
1 month ago 554 Words 3 Likes 80 Views -
Stick to the plan, use the potion.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 5 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
You have had enough variance from your plan for one day, you aren’t going to take any chances. You steel yourself and nod to James. When you look back to your new bride she is looking at you intently. “You were saying, my love?” You ask. She takes your hands in hers. “I’m just...
1 month ago 647 Words 3 Likes 61 Views -
The winner, the blonde.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 4 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
You can’t let yourself get distracted by a pretty scream, you made a plan, you need to stick to it. variance from the plan creates variables, variables that can go wrong. You should give the mask to the winner, that’s the plan. Your thoughts only take a second, a second the runn...
1 month ago 864 Words 4 Likes 80 Views -
Nothing will stop your love.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 3 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
Takeoff procedures take forever. It would help if your minions hadn’t gone on strike and you to freeze them. It was hard to find good help these days, minions demanding health care, a 401k, the right to opt out of missions they classified as “certain ”. “The whole wo...
1 month ago 712 Words 3 Likes 94 Views -
A bride for Doctor Benedict
by DakotaDave
Chapter 2 in Faye's Official CHYOA Story Contest 2026
It’s a glorious day, a day long awaited. The day you finally meet your bride. Finally you will have someone to share your life, your passions, your dreams with. Not that you haven’t tried before, it’s just your other attempts at marriage didn't go well. This time it will go bette...
1 month ago 518 Words 3 Likes 190 Views -
Looking for answers.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 130 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
“It’s Darx!” Emma cried as soon as she saw him waiting at their counter. She walked to him and hugged him. “Oh Darx. It’s so good to see you. We were worried about you, you know.” She carried on, embarrassing Darx with how loud she was being. “Hey, Darx!” Oliver called, walking...
2 months ago 4,695 Words 11 Likes 321 Views -
Regrouping
by DakotaDave
Chapter 128 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Darx sat at the bar, finishing the last bites of the breakfast he hadn’t gotten to eat earlier. He sat there silently, Neku on his left, watching him eat while Wendy ate yet another bowl of the stew she loved. It had to be her third, maybe fourth helping of the day. “You want an...
2 months ago 2,650 Words 9 Likes 355 Views -
Answers and questions
by DakotaDave
Chapter 19 in Controlling Maisie
You sat and listened as Maisie told the older woman everything she knew about her family’s curse. Stuff she had learned as a child, things her mother had told her right before your first trip to Las Vegas, only a few days after you learned of her curse. She tells her all the thin...
2 months ago 2,470 Words 11 Likes 520 Views -
What's Syvis been up to?
by DakotaDave
Chapter 127 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
**The Night Before Darx calls Syvis to Midnight Dawn:** Syvis sighed and looked again at the papers in her hand. They were starting to blur together in her mind. Requisition orders, party assignments, re-assignment of quests to lower tier guilds. The number of administrative ord...
2 months ago 4,273 Words 16 Likes 762 Views -
Paradise
by DakotaDave
Chapter 18 in Controlling Maisie
You wake up in a dream. It doesn’t seem like it could even be real. The warm air, the sun, the view out of your window. This place is paradise, quite possibly the most perfect place you’ve ever been. But of course it is. They built this resort to have that exact effect on people,...
3 months ago 2,426 Words 11 Likes 509 Views
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