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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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make inappropriate references about 90's cartoons.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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out of date engineering manuals.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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wangstrocity
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Alimony land
- I write erotica because
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stories need more sex.
- In conclusion, I am
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just a guy who likes his stories to have sex in them.
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The Spider Cave.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 15 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
They had the wood, and enough feathers for her bed. They just needed one more thing, the spider silk. “Come on Oak, we need to move faster if we’re going to get out of the spider cave before dark.” She said to her orc minion. Cherry wasn’t stupid, she wasn’t going to be in a sp...
1 week ago 1,383 Words 5 Likes 51 Views -
Anya, Battle Nun Fighter
by DakotaDave
Chapter 57 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Name: Anya Race: Human Age: 25 Class: Fighter Rank: C **Description**: Anya is a beautiful and athletic woman with dark blonde hair and blue eyes. Her habit is tailored to be both intimidating and alluring. Despite being the last nun to join the party, Anya is the...
1 week ago 1,308 Words 1 Likes 43 Views -
Soraya, the Battle Nun Spellsword
by DakotaDave
Chapter 57 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Name: Soraya Race: Human Age: 27 Class: Spellsword ( knight) Rank: C **Description:** Soraya is curvy, muscular, and bit on the taller side. She augments her long black hair and naturally pale skin with black makeup, giving her a goth look. **Biography:** Soray...
1 week ago 675 Words 1 Likes 130 Views -
Charlotte, Battle Nun Archer
by DakotaDave
Chapter 57 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Name: Charlotte Race: Human Age: 23 Class: Archer Rank: C **Description:** Charlotte is a slender young woman of average height with bright blue eyes and long silver hair. **Biography:** While most nuns are orphans raised in the church, Charlotte’s path was differen...
1 week ago 682 Words 0 Likes 108 Views -
To Build a Bed
by DakotaDave
Chapter 14 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Oak swung his pickaxe, focused on what he was doing. Swing pickaxe, clear broken rocks, step forward, swing pickaxe. He liked his work, liked sound of pickaxe hitting stone. Liked the tunnel growing longer, knowing he had done it. But this was different, he tried to focus and en...
1 week ago 1,269 Words 6 Likes 58 Views -
A new mission
by DakotaDave
Chapter 140 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
With the sun service over, the nuns led Darx to Priest Gabriel’s office. Darx had plenty of questions about the sun service but he decided to save them for when he could ask Neku and Wendy without the nuns around. If it wasn’t for Wendy’s stomach, the trip would have been a silen...
2 weeks ago 3,777 Words 3 Likes 144 Views -
Explicit Intent
by DakotaDave
Chapter 13 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Cherry hovered in front of her prey. The player was tied up with ropes, and further with vines. Oak had slain her ally, she was alone. Cherry wasn’t going to let a player enter her cave, kill her Oak, and just respawn back in human lands. Her original plan was to the play...
2 weeks ago 1,810 Words 7 Likes 59 Views -
A Reason to Chop
by DakotaDave
Chapter 12 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Oak was happy. He had work, he had purpose. His liege gave him work, and rewards when he completed his work. Small angry pretty thing was much better than the Captain. Captain never said thank you, he never kissed, he didn’t put hand on hips and look at Oak. Every time Oak though...
3 weeks ago 1,336 Words 7 Likes 70 Views -
The Sun Service
by DakotaDave
Chapter 139 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Wendy’s stomach growled. “Ugh. That smells so good.” Neku laughed. “What? I didn’t get breakfast.” “Then it's a good thing there is a feast today.” Neku smiled as she said it. Wendy and Neku seemed to be in very good moods. Darx had no clue what to expect with the sun servic...
3 weeks ago 3,391 Words 4 Likes 228 Views -
Dalia, Head Sister of the Battle Nuns
by DakotaDave
Chapter 57 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Name: Dalia Race: Human Age: 29 Class: Fighter (Knight) Rank: C **Description:** Dalia is a tall, athletic woman with brown hair and eyes. She is a highly attractive woman, but that doesn't gather much attention for it because of her conservative choices for clothing...
3 weeks ago 785 Words 0 Likes 93 Views -
Oak
by DakotaDave
Chapter 11 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
Cherry looked at her lair. The small cave had more than doubled in size. The orc had gathered a full stack of wood earlier, and now they had some stone. She checked out her minion again. > Level 2 Orc Laborer > Orc, Explicit > Experience to level up – 150/200 > Attribut...
1 month ago 2,027 Words 7 Likes 80 Views -
Work
by DakotaDave
Chapter 10 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
He was confused. Wood was on ground. Wood had never gone on ground before. Chop wood, move progress bar, chop more for sacrifice, never wood on ground. He picked it up and it disappeared. He still had it, somehow, somewhere. Inventory? What did that mean? He didn’t think about i...
1 month ago 1,022 Words 7 Likes 83 Views -
The Travelling Merchant
by DakotaDave
Chapter 9 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
The realization hit Cherry only after she had respawned to find the entire glade had been burnt. It hit her hard and hurt worse than anything she had ever experienced. This wasn’t her glade anymore. It was called the Fairy Glade, she was the Fairy of the glade, they were her tre...
1 month ago 1,293 Words 6 Likes 85 Views -
Maisie
by DakotaDave
Chapter 16 in Controlling Maisie
Holly was sitting in the largest Hotel suite she’d ever been in. The room they were in had a bar and a really nice sound system. The decor had a retro flavor, softly striped wallpaper giving a slight speakeasy vibe. It was more a space to host a private party than a room. She’d n...
1 month ago 1,584 Words 7 Likes 276 Views -
Recovery
by DakotaDave
Chapter 138 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Darx slept some more, and was feeling a good deal better when Estella came and knocked on his door. With her was a lady Darx had never met. It was apparent from first look that she was a battle nun. She wore the traditional black habit but with a white tabard with the black cross...
1 month ago 4,034 Words 6 Likes 245 Views -
Backlash
by DakotaDave
Chapter 137 in Being an adventurer is not always the best.
Less than an hour later Darx was lying on the bed alone, watching Neku and Wendy get dressed. He was satisfied, but also confused, and a bit worried. Neku had been a little possessive of him in the past. He saw the way she looked at Syvis and how she had kept the twins away from...
1 month ago 4,070 Words 4 Likes 305 Views -
Loss
by DakotaDave
Chapter 8 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
He didn’t know why water ran down his cheek, all he knew was he wanted to hold tree forever, keep it safe, no fire or axe would touch its lovely wood. *“FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS EATING CUNTS!”* He looked up, little beautiful thing was yelling again. He liked her, she was angrier th...
1 month ago 897 Words 7 Likes 99 Views -
It shouldn't be like this.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 15 in Controlling Maisie
Holly laughed again. Maisie’s fiancé was actually funny, and they were getting along really well. Holly had always found him to be nice, but very quiet. He was different now. He had more confidence now, and he was really charming. He also was very handsome. Apparently Maisie had...
1 month ago 1,497 Words 7 Likes 297 Views -
A Lair.
by DakotaDave
Chapter 7 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
She looked at the crystal the Orc Woodcutter held up, a Claimant Crystal. More importantly it was a second Claimant Crystal. She needed a lair to expand her territory to include her tree, needed to claim the grove to build a tree house, that sounded like she needed two crystals,...
1 month ago 1,027 Words 8 Likes 110 Views -
Vengeance
by DakotaDave
Chapter 6 in Dungeon Building For Beginners
**West Fenmoor woods** He walked a long time before he heard voices, voices he knew. “What the hell Ned?” “Shut up and help me if you want that staff.” He knew the second voice, it filled his heart with joy and rage, rage for what that player had done, and joy that he would g...
1 month ago 1,057 Words 7 Likes 117 Views
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