DakotaDave

Really Really Experienced

DakotaDave was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: September 13, 1907

Location:: Constantinople

Homepage:: -

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: make inappropriate references about 90's cartoons.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: out of date engineering manuals.

My favorite word for "penis" is: wangstrocity

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Alimony land

I write erotica because: I'm a huge pervert?

In conclusion, I am: everything inside of you that you wish you could be.