Chapters tagged xander

by Beast79

Chapter 2

Xander stared. He wished he could do anything else but he was waiting for his brain the reboot. So he just stared. The Demon he was staring at sighed after ten seconds of mindless gawping and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Do you want me to explain it to you. Again." Xander j...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

Xander reached the end of the hall and slyly took a peak at the phone screen and what his tally was with the Accelerator. He let out a low whistle and clicked his tongue. "Not bad. Not bad at all." He chuckled instead of rubbing his hands together and cartoonishly laughing 'Mw...

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Chapter 4

The first thing Xander saw as he looked at the Accelerator was three awards. Speed Demon - congratulations, you've set a world record for most uses inside of a minute Outside the Box - kudos, your unorthodox thinking has allowed you to start strong Mass Quantities - well done,...

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Chapter 5

"Interesting." Xander mumbled as he looked at what was on offer at the 2nd Level. Sir, Yes Sir - REQUIRES LEVEL 1 AIR OF AUTHORITY - Most reasonable commands/demands you make are automatically obeyed, even some unreasonable demands/commands are obeyed, people will do what you te...

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Chapter 7

Maybe he was a little too involved in the Accelerator as Xander jolted when he heard a teacher's voice behind him. "Xander, stop playing on your phone. Class in less than two minutes." Ms. Tennison warned. Xander turned and looked at his first period English teacher. A teacher...

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Chapter 8

"Hey, uh, Ms. T, might want to, uh, fix, uhm... looks like the barn door is open... might want to fix that." Xander gave a nod of the head and a pointed look at her pants zipper. With a groan his teacher stopped and checked. Ms. Tennison found nothing amiss and looked crossly at...

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Chapter 9

A throat clearing made Xander look behind him. He wasnt exactly surprised to see Anya there looking quite grumpy. She was all but glaring at him. But after a second she closed her eyes, affixed a fake smile to her face and spoke to him. Her voice was brittle and obviously filled...

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Chapter 10

1- NAME? After a second Anya rolled her eyes, huffed and then wrote out her answer on her notebook. _Anya Christina Emanuelle Jenkins_ Xander shook his head and snorted. He knew that was bullshit from research. Also The Accelerator wasnt making his phone vibrate with a notice...

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Chapter 11

4- SO WHAT MADE AUD INTO ANYANKA? That seemed like a safe but leading question. If memory served it was something about a cheating boyfriend. Plenty of ways to ask questions that would make the Accelerator happy, given the levels of embarrassment he could cause. _Olaf cheated o...

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Chapter 12

SO DO YOU THINK YOU WERE AT FAULT FOR THINGS NOT WORKING OUT? OR WAS IT- He didnt get to finish writing the question as Anya kicked his shin and glared at him. Xander held up his hands in surrender and made a show of thinking before trying to ask the question a different way....

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Chapter 13

When Anya looked his way again he pointed to the new question he'd written. IF YOUR SMALL BOOBS BOTHER YOU WHY NOT HAVE THEM ENLARGED? Anya gave him a look of disgust. NOT FOR GUYS BUT FOR YOURSELF. IF IT BUGS YOU THEN FIX THE SITUATION. EVERYONE DOES IT THESE DAYS, YOU MEET A...

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Chapter 14

Xander gave it a moments thought and had to admit that no, he had no idea. Well... there was the obvious. MAYBE HARMONY KENDAL OR HER MOM. THERE ARE PROBABLY MORE BUT I ONLY KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE. Anya took that in and made a face as she contemplated things. Xander considered th...

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Chapter 6

Xander made his decision. He was going with all of level 1: Authority, Danger and Carnality. It was easier that way. Also it gave him a foot in the door on all of his skill trees. And it let him keep some points for maybe buying something else later. Working the phone he quickl...

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Chapter 3

It took a few minutes but Xander eventually found his quarry. A dejected and disappointed Anya was leaning up against the lockers. Pulling on every ounce of courage he had Xander approached her. "Hey." He said stopping in front of her. Jerking out of her stupor Anya looked at h...

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Chapter 4

"So... now what?" Xander asked. "Now the school day is over and I can escape your horrible species for a few miserable hours." Anya answered. "Uh huh." Xander nodded his head. "Orrrrr we do something else." Anya groaned, "What?" "You want to get back in Hoff's good graces? Ma...

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Chapter 5

"Okay. So..." xander looked at Anya and tried for the life of him to think of what to do. "Well?" Anya asked. The sweet simpering act disappearing for a second as the sharp tongued Anya came back, "I'm waiting." Xander realized that he needed to check the Submission Accelerator...

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Chapter 6

Xander waited, nervous, ready and willing to run. He had made his choice, choice number one, the dumb blonde act. Now it was just seeing how Anya reacted to the change. It didnt take long. Two minutes and Anya came out of the school and walked towards him. She didnt seem differe...

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Chapter 7

"Sooo liiiike what we doin?" Anya drawled in her new dumb blonde voice. Xander had two ideas off the top of his head. "Well, the first thing that came to mind considering who you were and what you did was to go to the beach and prance around in a teeny tiny bikini in front of al...