The Bimbo Virus

You had heard news about a mysterious virus that was beginning to crop up in several places around the globe. It was supposedly most dangerous in warm, tropical climates. However, it seemed so difficult to get any reliable info anywhere.

Any time you would be looking for information about the virus, on how to stay safe it was as if you could only find conspiracy theories and speculation. There was no valid sources on the subject, and no news stations were even bringing it up.

You spoke to some friends about if they had heard anything about it. A few had no idea what you were talking about, there were some who knew about as much as you did, and then a few of the nuts. All of the conspiracy nuts used the same term to describe it, “The Bimbo Virus.” It seemed like such a strange name, but it was used by all of them. Allegedly, you pieced together their claims to be that the virus had a major effect on the person’s sex drive, increasing it at enormous rates.

Despite everything you heard from them, you weren’t sure what to believe. You wouldn’t but it past the government to hide information from the public, but some of the things you heard seemed so outlandish.