Chapters tagged harley quinn

Epilogue: Slightly Illegal by Zeebop

Chapter 21

"...how does the defendant plead?" "Guilty, your honor," Lois Lane said. In all honesty, the idea of setting up the dickgirls as sperm donors had been a bad idea from the start...but it was only _slightly_ illegal. Until the girls had started to make side-contracts and were fuc...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: The First Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 22

"Fuck fuck fuck FUCK!" Harley Quinn screamed as her Louisville slugger crunched into the skull of another cartel grunt. The bald, tattooed pate cracked like an egg. Slim grey-green tentacles slithered up through the pinkish good that had been the dealer's brain. "I did not s...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: The Second Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 23

"...so I got to thinking, so many people call me a linebacker with a skin condition—why not? I mean, you've seen half the villains in Arkham. Top tier athletes. I was talking to my friend Chet, who had some Hollywood connections—he thought the Villain League Football was a great...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: The Third Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 24

"...and I told Ivy that it didn't even mean anything, it was just a blowjob, and I mean...you've seen Nightwing, right? Like what woman—dickgirl, whatever—could resist if he got down on his knees and asked to suck your cock?" Harley Quinn finished reloading, turned and fired. Th...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: The Fourth Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 25

"Deep breaths!" Flagg said as Harley Quinn squeezed his hand. "Katana! Where's our evac!?" "Zombies got the chopper!" The Japanese woman yelled over her shoulder. The blood-spattered woman gave ground, her katana an arc of . Every swing took off a limb, a head...it was a fi...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: The Fifth Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 26

Thunder cracked. The bright line of the lightning seared itself into the vision of everyone present, left weird echoes. The prisoner barely had time to feel it. One minute they were alive, defiant, ready to spit into the face of god...and the next, they were a burnt corpse. That...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: The Sixth Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 27

"You are all my bitches!" Cosmic power cackled from the misshapen clone of Darkseid. Three glowing eyes stared out from where two faces were fused together. Erratic bursts of crimson light from these eyes zig-zagged across the lab. Whatever they touch burst into puffs of dust, w...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: Seventh Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 28

"So like, I open my eyes and one of her venus flytrap things is sucking my dick!" Harley said as she reloaded. "I didn't even know they could do that!" "I'm surprised Ivy can't sell those. Fire in the hole!" Blaze screamed the last line as she quickly turned and stood, her arms...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: Eighth Mission by Zeebop

Chapter 29

"...and I found Ivy on the couch, eating those little plant fertilizer sticks and watching Attack of the Killer Tomatoes," Harley said. Her baseball bat caught one of the ninjas right between the legs, and there was a satisfying crack. "Pregnant women get cravings," Rick Flagg s...

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Epilogue: Blaze's Suicide Squad: Mission Maternity by Zeebop

Chapter 30

"Whitebird, the perimeter is clear," Flagg spoke into the mic. "Do you have eyes on target?" "Copy that, Whitebird," Harley Quinn said. "I can see _everything_." "Harleen," Lois Lane huffed. "If you're recording this I'm going to shove that camera down your cockhole!" The Dail...

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