Chapters tagged captain boomerang

by Zeebop

Chapter 22

"Fuck fuck fuck FUCK!" Harley Quinn screamed as her Louisville slugger crunched into the skull of another cartel grunt. The bald, tattooed pate cracked like an egg. Slim grey-green tentacles slithered up through the pinkish good that had been the dealer's brain. "I did not s...

by Zeebop

Chapter 23

"...so I got to thinking, so many people call me a linebacker with a skin condition—why not? I mean, you've seen half the villains in Arkham. Top tier athletes. I was talking to my friend Chet, who had some Hollywood connections—he thought the Villain League Football was a great...

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Chapter 24

"...and I told Ivy that it didn't even mean anything, it was just a blowjob, and I mean...you've seen Nightwing, right? Like what woman—dickgirl, whatever—could resist if he got down on his knees and asked to suck your cock?" Harley Quinn finished reloading, turned and fired. Th...

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Chapter 25

"Deep breaths!" Flagg said as Harley Quinn squeezed his hand. "Katana! Where's our evac!?" "Zombies got the chopper!" The Japanese woman yelled over her shoulder. The blood-spattered woman gave ground, her katana an arc of . Every swing took off a limb, a head...it was a fi...

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Chapter 27

"You are all my bitches!" Cosmic power cackled from the misshapen clone of Darkseid. Three glowing eyes stared out from where two faces were fused together. Erratic bursts of crimson light from these eyes zig-zagged across the lab. Whatever they touch burst into puffs of dust, w...

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Chapter 29

"...and I found Ivy on the couch, eating those little plant fertilizer sticks and watching Attack of the Killer Tomatoes," Harley said. Her baseball bat caught one of the ninjas right between the legs, and there was a satisfying crack. "Pregnant women get cravings," Rick Flagg s...

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Chapter 30

"Whitebird, the perimeter is clear," Flagg spoke into the mic. "Do you have eyes on target?" "Copy that, Whitebird," Harley Quinn said. "I can see _everything_." "Harleen," Lois Lane huffed. "If you're recording this I'm going to shove that camera down your cockhole!" The Dail...

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Chapter 31

On the screen, pendulous brown breasts dangled, grasped by strong pink hands. The black woman getting railed in high definition was short, stocky, overweight; her flabby belly shook, little waves traveling through her soft ass with each hard pounding. There were wrinkles...scars....

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Chapter 34

"In a metahuman prison, it's different," Captain Boomerang said. "Without powers, it's the folks that can fight who are top dog, right? Guy like me, can just about run things." "Boomerang, shut the fuck up," Cheetah said. The group was stalking through the forest now, and the c...

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Chapter 35

"Boomer, stop playing with your tits," Blaze whispered. "Fucking things are all over the place," the genderbent criminal whispered back. They were paddling over the wine-dark sea, Blaze's demon eyes cutting through the darkness as she directed their rubber raft toward the most i...

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Chapter 36

The mechanical claw seized on Captain Boomerang's neck. With contemptuous ease, the Captain was lifted in the air, gasping for air, a razor-edged boomerang in each hand...and then his foe pressed the barrel of a gun against their crotch. "Drop your weapons, cunt." The words wer...

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Chapter 11

The lights were dim, subdued and red. A lounge, leather couches against the walls, drinks on the table, music a subdued industrial pounding beat that Lois Lane could feel through the soles of her feet. She walked into the room, limned by the light of the doorway which slammed shu...

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Chapter 16

There was tequila. Marijuana. Cocaine. Cock. Pussies. Cum. Bad jokes. Hard sex. Lois remembered swapping spit with Harley Quinn as Killer Croc's jizz dripped out of her pussy into a glass of bear, which Lois then drank. Katana shaving off the reporter's pubic hair as the others...