Living Alchemy

"I look like a freaking fairytale witch like this..." The man muttered as he stirred his cauldron. "Or maybe that Harry Potter professor... what's his name..."

Janus Edwards Plum wasn't your ordinary appartment tenant. In fact, a great community of people calls him insane, though he insisted that he's only eccentric.

He stopped stirring for a moment and looked down at his clear solution within the cauldron. Taking the large spoon out, he almost chuckled insanely, but calmed himself enough to make sure everything was still going as planned.

"Call me insane, will ya? I pipe dream, eh? We'll see who'll get the last laugh..." Janus muttered as he picked up the last ingredient - a beaker half filled with his own blood. However, before he could dump it in, it must be mixed with his freshly given semen.

He carefully placed the open beaker on a stool away from the cauldron. "No, don't hurry... it'll be ruined if I didn't mix it together..." He continued his dialogue with himself while he took off his pants. Facing away from the beaker, he instantly became hard as he thought of what he's going to do with his creation. A few moments later, his pre-cum had went and he quickly turned back to squirt his semen into the beaker filled with his blood.

Sighing contently, he quickly stirred the mixture in the beaker with a fork and poured it into the cauldron, watching the liquid slowly turn a dark red before becoming a solid pool of bubbling darkness.

He finally succumb to his urge to giggle insanely as he cleaned himself and pulled his pants back up. He turned the fire down and looked around his messy appartment, littered with all sorts of things. There was surprisingly little smoke, but all he had to do now was wait till his creation stopped bubbling, and then he can begin...