Chapters tagged xander

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"And 6, take that Witch!" Buffy wagged a finger at the awitch figurine at the center of the board. Buffy grabbed the D6 back up alongside the D20 and rolled them. She then grabbed a purple curse card and read. "6, the Witch hits back just as hard." Xander looked from the D6 to t...

by Beast79

Chapter 5

"Wait. STOP." Willow said. No one listened to Willow as Tara rolled her dice and grabbed a card. "Okay. Small dice says 5, big dice says 7." Buffy anounced. She then looked up at Tara, "What curse did you get?" "Men - Tall: Mama bear." Tara read slowly. She dropped the curse c...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

"So what is it?" Xander asked. Rupert Giles looked at the mark on the young man's chest and winced. "Oh dear." "That's not good." Xander pulled his shirt down and sat at the table in the library beside Giles. Rupert gestured to the books that were on the table. "Yes, well, giv...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"Do some jumping jacks." Buffy and Willow looked at Xander, then Giles and then both shook their heads. "Nothing?" Giles asked. "No." Willow shook her head again. "Nope." Buffy smirked. Xander slouched back and looked at Giles, "Well, what else you got, G Man?" "Lets, lets...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

Xander checked his notebook and clicking his pen he made a new note in a long list of notations. Baby Blue Gem = Naughty Doctor He turned his attention back to Anya who was now decked out as a Naughty Doctor. Which started with a sloppy hair bun, then unnecessary glasses, crims...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

Being the only one up at this hour was something of a blessing. He had time to himself, no demands on him, just the ability to do whatever he wanted on a lazy Saturday morning the day after his best birthday ever. Anya snoozing in the bedroom having earned the right to sleep in h...

by Beast79

Chapter 5

"Happy Birthday!" Willow and Tara exclaimed when he opened the door. The duo proudly displayed a big box of his favorite donuts and both held gift wrapped packages. Xander smiled and shelved getting angry. But he did give a snide, "Little early isnt it?" Willow rushed into his...

by Beast79

Chapter 6

"Damn it!" Xander grumbled as he failed for the third time to wake Anya from her slumber. The only person in the apartment who knew how the damn bewitched butt plugs worked and she was not waking up. Peeeerhaps he had gone a little overboard last night and used Anya's birthday gi...

by Beast79

Chapter 7

"Now c'mon up and take a pull on this teat." Cowgirl Tara sensually palpated Willow's cow udder boobs, making Willow the human cow moo in happiness. "Do what now?" Xander asked in confusion. Tara again squeezed Willow's nipple and shot a stream of breast milk towards him. "No...

by Beast79

Chapter 8

"Ack!" Xander managed to get out as he was suddenly pulled to the ground. He glared at the lasso that had tangled his legs up and brought him down, "Fer cryin' out loud!" "You jus' sit tight and behave Mister H." Cowboy Tara scolded as she walked up to him. She made use of magic...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

"Cordy? You alive?" Cordelia opened her eyes and immediately regretted it. Closing her eyes she answered her boyfriend. "Barely." "I know the feeling." Xander laughed. "Is it dead?" Cordelia asked with a groan as her body began to tell her that everything hurt. "It's dead." X...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"Cordy... normally not one to complain, but... your killing me here." Xander gave her a pointed look. "What?" Cordelia stopped and looked down at herself, at her tight little mini body con dress. It was somehow clean despite her being thrown around while slaying tonight. A perfe...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

"I wish my parents were better, happier, healthier people." He pushed the button. "Here's hoping this works." He waited a minute and then he walked out of his room and downstairs to the living room of his house. Things were changed. His father and mother werent drunk by six p.m...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"Oh god damn it all to hell and back." Xander groaned. He pulled his palm off of where he had slammed it down atop the Button. Three tries and so far things were... better or worse? better and worse? Things had changed, he could say that with certainty at least. Whether it was a...

by szlachbic

Chapter 5

He wasn’t sure how long he’d been standing in the doorway like an idiot, trying to come up with an idea which couldn’t possibly backfire, when someone came up behind him and tried to shove past. “Move, bro, I’m going to Dawn’s—” _ “Bro”?!_ He slipped over in shock, flat on his...

by szlachbic

Chapter 6

“—ll right, kid?” Dad. _Except Dad hadn’t sounded like he cared so much in—oh, right, weird-ass reality-screwing button weird-assily screwing with reality._ The world gradually swam back into vision. Someone had helped him up to a seated position, leaning against the kitchen wa...

by szlachbic

Chapter 7

It was the button. Of course it was the button. _Fuck._ It must have shown in his eyes. Which felt like they were about the same size as the lump on his forehead. “Is that a no? Oh. Is this… something of Buffy’s?” _ “Something of Buffy’s” being code for “weird vampirey shit we...

by Beast79

Chapter 3

"Check it out." Xander called to his friends. Willow, Buffy and even Giles stopped what they were doing and turned to look at him. Holding up a D20 Xander grinned, "Is this awesome or what?" The group as a whole groaned and looked away from him. "Oh come on people. This is ob...

by Beast79

Chapter 4

"Bad idea. This is a bad idea. A very very bad idea." Xander reread the recipe. Catherine Madison's aphrodisiac recipe. He didnt need this. Probably. Maybe. Kinda sorta. It couldnt hurt right? Ms. French was into him. She was. She liked the X man. She dug him. She all but hit...