Groom of the Coven

The Caligari Assisted Living Center was a well-funded nursing home that was seemingly like any other. It was a small, female-only center with a population of elderly women who, seemingly like any other nursing home, seemed just to be waiting their last days after long and fulfilling lives. They read seemingly innocuous books and played seemingly repetitive games during their seemingly tranquil conversations, seemingly like any other old ladies.

The staff were kind young men and women who came to work, performed adequately in their duties, and went home. They made beds for the residents, made their food, did their laundry, assisted them with their bathroom issues, listened to their musings, and all did so with seemingly pleasant smiles on their faces.

Imelda Caligari, simultaneous owner and resident of the entire nursing home stood in front of an unusual crowd in the home, organizing a birthday celebration that was honestly handling itself with how efficiently everyone was setting it up. Several gifts and treats delivered online were laid out on the tables under a huge banner that read "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHANE" in big, bold, corny letters. The residents and staff alike were transfixed on the idea on making sure the celebration sufficiently conveyed their appreciation for all Shane did, but the residents had an ulterior motive. They had been deciding for some time now that they wanted to reward Shane specially for his treatment of them.

Shane Bygarde was an ordinary, albeit noticeably charitable young man. Having just turned 18 on the day in question, he had been volunteering the nursing home for several years, back when his own grandmother was a resident. Back in those days he began speaking to and keeping the old, lonely ladies company for when they had few others to speak to. He spent much of his own money to bring them new books, video games (surprisingly popular among the elderly), snacks, and attractions of all kinds to keep the elderly ladies happy and comfortable. They were not only his grandmother's friends, but they were also people that shaped his own youth, sharing stories and expertise, helping him study and being a listening ear themselves. These old ladies were a second family to him, and it was rewarding in itself to make their geriatric years as comfortable as possible.

What Shane didn't know is that these ladies are a coven of ancient, powerful witches, and they found him to be most adorable little cutie patootie that ever walked the earth. Imagine for a moment that you're a witch. For over a thousand years you have been hunted by various zealous nutcases out to mount your skull on their walls, have been sought by demons and men of riches who simply coveted your powers that manipulate the natural world and bend its properties to your will. Along comes an impossibly considerate young man who simply wants your unconditional happiness because he loved his grandmother and her dear friends.

The coven decided that Shane's cuteness was irresistible. For several months they've planned this day, the day their beloved little angel would turn 18 and they could begin their plan...

The plan to surround Shane Bygarde with a harem of hot young babes and make him feel like the luckiest guy that ever lived.