Chapters tagged celebrity
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Lillian Holley, Ass of Crown Point (pt 2) by ffq
Chapter 6
 "And now for our guest of dishonor, the Ass of Crown Point!" Applause greeted Lillian Holley as they wheeled it out. And it, in this case, meant her ass. They wheeled her ass out with the rest of her inconveniently attached. Confined to a b...
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JK Rowling by ffq
Chapter 3
Joanne Rowling CH, OBE, HonFRSE, FRCPE, FRSL (born 31 July 1965), better known by her pen name J. K. Rowling, is a British author, screenwriter, producer, and philanthropist. She is best known for writing the Harry Potter fantasy series, which has won multiple awards and sold mor...
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JK Rowling, Gender Expert by ffq
Chapter 4
  "I'm not what you think I am, and I'm here to prove it!" It was the biggest media story of the year. JK Rowling, author of the famous Harry Potter books and many other works such as... ... ... was about...
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Anna Chapman by ffq
Chapter 3
Anna Vasilyevna Chapman (born Anna Vasilyevna Kushchenko 23 February 1982) is a Russian intelligence agent, media personality and model who was arrested in the United States on June 27, 2010 as part of the Illegals Program spy ring. At the time of her arrest she was accused of es...
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Anna Chapman's "reward" by ffq
Chapter 4
 Anna Chapman was a skank. She knew it, her marks knew it, and after getting outed as a spy, the whole world knew it. What the world didn't know was what happened to the skank after her high-profile time in the spotlight. Most people stopped b...
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Imogen Heap, Backup Skank - Part 2 by ffq
Chapter 5
 After becoming known as Jason Derulo's ~~dancing whore~~ backup dancer, Imogen "Immi" Heap found herself in high demand. Not by adoring fans, but as a showpiece for other performers. Over two decades of exper...
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Milana Vayntrub by ffq
Chapter 3
Milana Aleksandrovna Vayntrub is an Uzbekistan-born American actress, comedian, and activist. She came to prominence for her appearances in AT&T television commercials as saleswoman Lily Adams from 2013 to 2016 and since 2020. In addition to her commercial appearances, she was a...
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Milana Vayntrub's 5Gs by ffq
Chapter 4
  "Hi, it's Lily, the slut from AT&T. Today I'm here to talk to you about my Gs." Milana Vayntrub quietly sighed as she presented her girls in her bathroom. The low hanging dress framed them perfectly to her...
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Heather Bresch by ffq
Chapter 3
Heather Manchin Bresch (née Manchin; born June 27, 1969) is an American business executive. In 2012, she was named as the chief executive officer (CEO) of Netherlands-based pharmaceutical company Mylan, becoming the first woman to run a Fortune 500 pharmaceutical company. Bresch...
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Heather Bresch's EpiPenis by ffq
Chapter 4
   "Hi, I'm Heather Bresch, and I'm here to talk to you about our newest product: EpiPenis." Underneath her winning smile, the former CEO of Mylan handled her disgrace wit...
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