Chapters tagged commercial
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Milana Vayntrub's 5Gs by ffq
Chapter 4
  "Hi, it's Lily, the slut from AT&T. Today I'm here to talk to you about my Gs." Milana Vayntrub quietly sighed as she presented her girls in her bathroom. The low hanging dress framed them perfectly to her...
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- 3,823 Views
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Heather Bresch's EpiPenis by ffq
Chapter 4
   "Hi, I'm Heather Bresch, and I'm here to talk to you about our newest product: EpiPenis." Underneath her winning smile, the former CEO of Mylan handled her disgrace wit...
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- 1,469 Views
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Rochelle Walensky, Educated Ass by ffq
Chapter 4
 "Hi, I'm Dr. Rochelle Walensky, Director of the CDC and a former professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School. I'm here to talk to you about the best way to take your tem...
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- 1,483 Views
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Tracee Ellis Ross, Chiquita Girl by ffq
Chapter 4
   > I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say > Bananas have to ripen in a certain way From the fruit bowl hat, to golden hoop earrings, to layered blue cloth shoulde...
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- 1,774 Views
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Mayim Bialik, Actual Dumbass by ffq
Chapter 4
   Mayim Bialik approached the camera. Her smart green blazer, glasses and black skirt combo had the hallmarks of a professional, but all three traits to her ensemble wer...
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- 1,616 Views