Chapters tagged vibrator
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Heather Bresch's EpiPenis by ffq
Chapter 4
   "Hi, I'm Heather Bresch, and I'm here to talk to you about our newest product: EpiPenis." Underneath her winning smile, the former CEO of Mylan handled her disgrace wit...
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Rochelle Walensky, Educated Ass by ffq
Chapter 4
 "Hi, I'm Dr. Rochelle Walensky, Director of the CDC and a former professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School. I'm here to talk to you about the best way to take your tem...
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Patty Jenkins' New Direction by ffq
Chapter 4
 "Action." Patty Jenkins sighed. The script was lousy. The delivery of its lines, wooden and flat. Try as she might to improve this clusterfuck of a film, her efforts could only go so far with her direction l...
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Tracee Ellis Ross, Chiquita Girl by ffq
Chapter 4
   > I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say > Bananas have to ripen in a certain way From the fruit bowl hat, to golden hoop earrings, to layered blue cloth shoulde...
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Robbi Jade Lew's Bad Hand by ffq
Chapter 4
    "You can't be fuckin serious." Robbi Jade Lew scoffed and grimaced. She had been called many things in her life, but a cheater?...
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Kayleigh McEnany, White House Ass Kisser by ffq
Chapter 4
 It all started with a hot mic. A single bad day, a solid ten minutes of the most degrading comments anyone ever heard spoken live on national television. Now it was up to he...
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Nemat Shafik hosts punishments for Liz Magill and Claudine Gay for "antisemitism," carried out by Neri Oxman by ffq
Chapter 4
The remnants of a recently cleared encampment smoldered as Nemat Shafik, President of Columbia University, walked out in front of the campus' prized library. Only, she didn't look the part. Standing nude but for Israel flag pasties, an Israel thong, her glasses and cherished pear...
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